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williamhowe · 8 years ago
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Japanese wrestlers #50 Taka Michinoku
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL1Fj-ErPSs&t=47s Sorry for the delay Bike Problems and all that. Hopefully it gets solved soon but anyways here #50 on the list and probably the most underrated of them all Taka Michinoku. 
Titles: All Japan Pro WrestlingDDT Pro-WrestlingEl Dorado WrestlingFrontier Martial Arts WrestlingIndependent Wrestling WorldKaientai DojoMichinoku Pro WrestlingNew Japan Pro WrestlingPro Wrestling IllustratedPro Wrestling NoahTokyo SportsWrestling Observer Newsletter5 Star Match (1996) with Shoichi Funaki, Dick Togo, Men's Teioh and Shiryu vs Tiger Mask IV, Gran Hamada, Gran Naniwa, Super Delfin and Masato Yakushiji[57]World Entertainment WrestlingWorld Wrestling FederationWorld Junior Heavyweight Championship (1 time)[2][4]KO-D Tag Team Championship (1 time) – with Francesco TogoUWA World Trios Championship (1 time) – with Antonio Honda and Francesco TogoFMW Independent World Junior Heavyweight Championship (2 times)[2][4]IWW Junior Heavyweight Championship (1 time)Chiba 6 Man Tag Team Championship (1 time) – with Isami Kodaka and Kengo Mashimo[15]FMW/WEW Hardcore Tag Team Championship (1 time) – with TOMO Michinoku[2][4]Independent World Junior Heavyweight Championship (1 time)[2][18]Strongest-K Championship (2 times)[2][4]Strongest-K Tag Team Championship (6 times) – with Handsome Joe (2), Kengo Mashimo (1), Kaji Tomato (2), and Men's Teioh (1)[2]UWA/UWF Intercontinental Tag Team Championship (1 time) – with Ryota Chikuzen[2][4]UWA World Middleweight Championship (1 time)[2][17]Strongest-K Tournament (2007)[2]Tag Team Match of the Year (2013) with Kaji Tomato vs. Kazma Sakamoto and Kengo Mashimo on November 10[55]Tohoku Junior Heavyweight Championship (1 time)[2][4]IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship (2 times) – with Dick Togo (1) and Taichi (1)[2][4]PWI ranked him #191 of the 500 best singles wrestlers during the "PWI Years" in 2003GHC Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship (1 time) – with El Desperado[46]Technique Award (2005)[56]WEW Six Man Tag Team Championship (1 time) - with Gosaku Goshogawara and Tetsuhiro Kuroda[2][4]WWF Light Heavyweight Championship (1 time)[2][7]WWF Light Heavyweight Championship Tournament (1997)
I never get bored watching htis guy in action except during a certain BOTSJS match this year against fellow Suzuki-gun stable mate Taichi, who is not going anywhere near this list! So for being an exciting underrated wrestler and first ever junior heavyweight champion in WWF history. Taka Michinoku..... 
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Next Time: It takes hard work to make one great tag team but two, that is legendary.
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williamhowe · 8 years ago
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This summer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLtbU31Jc2M I’m going to do something a little different, it will be a top 50 list but instead of doing it in one go it will be 50 different blogs. What is the subject? Well my top 50 japanese wrestlers male and female. Starting june 1st I will tell a little story about the wrestlers in question run down their acomplishments and reasons for being on the list. 
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Oh and ground rules japanese wrestlers only no Wild Pegasus or Stan Hansen and so on. And dispite Masahiro Chono being born in Washington State his parents were japanese citizens and he lived most of his life in japan so expect him on the list. Okay I was going to put Rikidozan on the list but he was Korean and not Japanese but was one of Japanese pro wrestling’s founding fathers so I’m going to mention him right here. 
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Without him Inoki or Giant Baba wouldn’t have thier start and Gaigins wouldn’t be lured to Japan to wrestle and restart their careers. So look forward to the list on june 1st. Until then 
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YEAOH! 
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williamhowe · 8 years ago
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Oh Dios Mios
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Oh my god! his match is proof that there is such a thing as bad lucha libre. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gtpEZc9oMI My rating for this trainwreck NEGATIVOS CINCOS ASTERISCOES!!!!!or to translate to english MINUS FIVE STARS!!!!
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williamhowe · 9 years ago
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A six star match? Really?
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Before anyone begins I loved this match. This might be my favorite match  of all time and my old favorite was Kobashi vs Misawa in 2003. (Look it up.) But six stars? Five star hell yes but why six? Meltzer have you finally gone senile, does this mean you rate some dud matches minus 6 stars? Okay I respect the hell out of Dave Meltzer but 6 stars is overboard, however I recommend this match and Wrestle Kingdom 11. In my opinion no other match this year will be this good, some might get the 5 star rating but it would be like comparing Flair vs Steamboat matches which 5 stars was better? To use a japanese term this match was ICHIBAN!!!!!!
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williamhowe · 9 years ago
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Top 11 wrestlers of 2016.
Let’s be honest 2016 sucked! With all the deaths and the most devisive election in history I can’t wait for 2017 to begin quite frankly it can’t get any worse right? Right? But dispite all that we saw some good wrestling in 2016 from WWE to New Japan we had a kings ransom of great matches and wrestlers but I’m goin to talk about the wrestlers.
#11  Cody Rhodes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FITbySMOyVo Okay he just barely made the list because in the beginning of the year he was still Stardust until he asked for his release in May since then he’s been on fire Winning WCPW’s first ever Internet championship to winning the not yet dead Global force Next Gen championship.
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#10.  Drew Galloway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iha59l4FDNE The Former Drew McIntyre finally broke through the glass ceiling this year as he cashed in his Feast or fired breafcase and became TNA world champion.
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#9. Will Ospreay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_NhBAp6gvo&t=110s Competed in the most talked about match of New Japan’s annual Best of the super juniors against Ricochet. Speaking of....
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#8. Ricochet AKA Prince Puma  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr0R-QhQAFA Okay he has had a better year in the indies than in LUcha underground but not only that match with Ospreay but a certain 6 man tag in PWG that got a rare 5 star rating from one Dave Meltzer.
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#7. KUSHIDA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37kM7eU2tmo If any Junior Heavyweight in New Japan has had a better year than KUSHIDA let me know. A great run with the junior Heavyweight belt from January to October, winning the Super J cup. Need I say more.
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#6. Chris Jericho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHtEfvg2zd0 Even at age 45 he is stil lenteraining so much he got a list over more than the Universal title. Hopfully we get more of the gift of Jericho, Drink it in maaaannnn!!!!
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#5. Tetsuya Naito https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPvJ3I15J5s&t=130s Honestly this was Naito’s year to shine. Winning the New Japan cup, Winning the IWGP heavyweight Title and Winning the IWGP IC title. 
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#4. Jay Lethal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUXRrSmvk1g Do I need to mention his long run as ROH champion. The man keeps getting better. Might get scooped up in WWE’s planned ROH talent raid. 
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#3. Broken Matt Hardy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AucBG7TERJA You would think at his age he would rest on his laurels but no he reinvented himself this summer and became the most talked about wrestler in 2016 for better or worse. If you disagree with me you will get Deleted!!!! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! Woah sorry about that.
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#2. AJ Styles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjEc6PfkcWM Wow I was pleasantly surprised how well his  WWE run has gone. He won the WWE title in September’s Backlash PPV and still has the gold.
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#1 Kenny Omega https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjEc6PfkcWM Who has had a better year in New Japan than Kenny Omega? Defeated Tanahashi for the Vacant IWGP IC title, had a 5 star match at this years G1 against Tetsuya Naito, and became the first Foreigner to win the G1 climax. Let’s hope for another 5 star match at this years wrestle kingdom.
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Well those are my pick for wrestlers of the year. Next time I’ll give you matches of the year. Even though it will be 2017 when that will happen I am so slow. Till next time see ya.
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williamhowe · 9 years ago
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Movies from the bowels of Satan (I spit on your grave 2010 remake)
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Why did that shitstain of a movie get a remake? Just to prove that you can make a worse movie than the 1978 film, well mission accomplished!!! You fail!!!! By making the main character less sympathetic than the original by replacing er c lever traps with SAW like torture. Fuck this film. No it doesn’t deserve it.
Next Time: A tribute to MST3K! 
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williamhowe · 9 years ago
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Movies from the bowels of satan (September Dawn!)
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This movie is to cinemas like Holy Terror is to comics. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about watch Linkara’s 300th episode.) Instead of Muslims this movie demonizes the Mormons in the guise of a true story. I mean the mountain Meadows Massacre happened but it was by a radical group of Mormons and not condoned by the Mormon church unlike what the movie is trying to tell us. I mean the director Christopher Cain, Who last good film was young guns and last film was Gone fishing, that film will have it’s due, said while making the film that religious extremism was prevalent then as it is now, but it was a cover to try to sabotage Mitt Romney’s presidential bid, he lost the nomination ot Mc cian later that election, not blaming the film that would give it undue credit. Now I’m not a Mormon nor will I ever be but to slander a religion that would take the shirt off their back even if it’s not their advantage is complete and utter  
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BULLSHIT!!!!!And Christopher Cain for demonizing the Mormon  church for a political statement you are nothing but a 
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DUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!! Enough Said! (Thanks to Allie Rodrequez for the meme watch his reviews.)
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A shitty remake of a shitty movie.
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williamhowe · 9 years ago
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What the f^ck was that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc7tytrGoDM Um uh!!!!!! 
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There is no saving this fucking company now.
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williamhowe · 9 years ago
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Movies form the bowles of satan (Green Lantern)
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Good lord the costume is in CGI, why? WHY? I’m not even talkiing about the movie yet and already I’m mad. The movie is mess, too much CGI not enough story it was so bad that instead of a sequel instead we’ll get a reboot in 2020 called green lantern corps. Just as long as they get rid of the CGI suits.
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The movie equivalent of Holy Terror!
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williamhowe · 9 years ago
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Top 10 Super Sentai Role calls!
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I love the Super Sentai role call it always mean that shit is going to go down. Oh yeah it’s the 40th aniversary of Super Sentai so I’m going to do a lot of super sentai related blogs. And since it’s also the 20th aniversary of Pokemon watch out for blogs about that too. But for today lets look at the ten best super snetai role calls of all time.
#10. Carranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3gZCT6xuDw The theme and the role call is awesome! And it’s a friggin parody.
#9. Abaranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivi-E8LrjC4 This was fast paced and awesome!
Rampaging Dino Guts!!! Bakkryu Sentai Abaranger!!!
#8.  Boukenger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHJ3Qym0Bo
 This was another good role call. 
#7. Gaoranger : (Sorry no theme on youtube)
I love everything about this role call. Even the fact that saban used a similar one in wild force.
#6 Hurricanger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTG9rTybblg This role call was excellent even the theme was good.
#5. Toqger: (Soryy no theme in my country for sxome reason!) Take my word for it, the more unique role calls in Super Sentai.
#4. Zyuranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ViHGxBA_jQ This was a step forward in role calls but my favorite is when all 6 are together.
#3. Dairanger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj-h475cfn0 Again another unique role call in the serie when the heore role called with out their suits.
#2. Kakuranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmLGb8CIfJE This would’ve been my favorite except another role call would put a bit more power into it.
#1. Gingaman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14ll78YcQjc By far my favorite role calls of all time! Especially the part whenre gingared points at the monter of the week and the monster shudders. That gets it for me.
So expect more super sentai and Pokemon top 10s in the coming weeks.
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williamhowe · 9 years ago
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Super Sentai review (Shuriken Sentai Nininnger)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwPhfk5cRag (opening)
This show was alright it wasn’t perfect but it ended well. So with the show over I can safely say this is a very good show not perfect. The story is that centuries ago, the ruthless feudal warlord Gengetsu Kibaoni was slain by the Igasaki Ninja clan, before discarding his humanity to become a Yokai. In his first attempt to rise again, Kibaoni was defeated and sealed by Yoshitaka Igasaki, a man known as the Last Ninja, but three generations later, Kibaoni is unsealed by his retainer Kyuemon Izayoi. As only members of Igasaki's bloodline can stop the rampaging Yokai, Yoshitaka's son Tsumuji Igasaki assembles the Ninningers, composed of his children Takaharu and Fuka and their cousins Yakumo Kato, Nagi Matsuo, and Kasumi Momochi, to master their clan's Shuriken Ninja Arts (手裏剣忍法 Shuriken Ninpō)and fight the Kibaoni Army Corps. The team is later joined by Kinji Takigawa, a Yokai Hunter from the United States who becomes Yoshitaka's disciple after earning his trust.[1][2][3] Also, according to their grandfather, one among them will be chosen to inherit the title of Last Ninja, and become the guardian of the Igasaki family's ultimate treasure, the "End Shuriken", which is also coveted by the Kibaoni Corps in their plan to revive their master and take over the world by fear. 
Wellh only villain I gave two shits about was Kyuemon I mean he always seemed to have a paln( without spoiling anything.) The mechs leave a lot to be desired except for the last one. My Favorite anger on the team Was Momoninger Kasumi, she was he smart one by the way. So overall I give it a B+. Not a must watch but you will not get bored.
Yeah it’s been a hile since I did a sentai review and sory for not doing it in order I’ve not seen much super sentai since Gokaiger. Maybe hat’ll be my next review? 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ozSoGQQvo (Ending theme really dance to it.)
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williamhowe · 10 years ago
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Movies from the bowels of satan (X men origins: wolverine)
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This movie makes X men the last stand look like Laurence of Arabia! I mean the jackasses that made this movie must have thought “Let’s make a worse movie so that X men the last stand won’t get heted as much!” Not only that we have Cyclops in ths “Origin” Story (I put it in quotes because the continuity is so half assed!) And not only do we get to destroy Cyclops we have Deadpool with his mouth sewn shut it like making Deathstroke a retard. 
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Alright bub let’s dance! (GEt’s ass kicked!0 Look pal you are not Deadpool and I will not lose to you!!!!!! (Something glows!) 
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Tobaspino? You want me to use you? Alright BRAVE IN!!!!!! (Gaburincho Tobaspino) Kyoryu change!!!!! (Does silly dance!) FIRE!!!!! 
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THE invincible brave Kyoryu Navy!!!!  (Destroys Dumbpool!)
Next Time: 
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In Brightest day in drakest night no movie will escape my sight.
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williamhowe · 10 years ago
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Survivor Series 2015 predictions.
Diva’s Title (I hate the word Diva): Charlotte beating Paige (Paige for all her attitude has been booked to shit.)
Brothers of Destruction over Bray Wyatt and Bram Strowman. (It’s 25 years of the deadman they won’t job here.)
WWE Tournament final four match 1: Roman Reigns over US Champion Alberto Del Rio. (Step 1 to Reigns winning the title.)
WWE Tournament final four match 2: IC champion Kevin Owens over Dean Ambrose. (Ambrose hasn’t beeen booked well but it will be good match nonetheless.)
WWE Tournament finals: Roman Reigns over Alberto Del Rio. ( I would like to say Reigns would turn heel but that would make sense.)
Yeah in some points I hope I’m wrong but Say it was 25 years ago today that The Undertaker made his WWE Debut and also the gobilty gooker....... Happy Turkey day folks.
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williamhowe · 10 years ago
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Movies from the bowels of satan (A Serbian film)
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This movie is perhaps no not perhaps it is the worst movie ever made. This movie makes me want to rethink ever watching any other movies ever again. You know how there are feel good movies well this is a feel like shit movie. Do you want to know what it is about? I warn you you’ll want to go to the nearest FYE find all the copies and have a bonfire! (Puts his face in his hands.) Here we go: Semi-retired porn star Miloš (Srđan Todorović) lives with his wife, Marija (Jelena Gavrilović), and six-year-old son, Petar (Luka Mijatović). His brother, Marko (Slobodan Beštić), a corrupt police officer, is attracted to Marija. Marija is curious about her husband's past and is concerned about the family's income. Lejla (Katarina Žutić), a former co-star, offers Miloš a starring role in an art film directed by Vukmir (Sergej Trifunović), an independent pornographer, who wishes to cast Miloš for his powerful erection. Having already caught Petar watching one of his films and unaware of the details of Vukmir's film, Miloš is hesitant to participate and continue his career, but accepts to secure his family's financial future. While meeting Vukmir, Miloš passes a bald man and his entourage, regarding them warily.Filming begins at an orphanage, where Vukmir feeds Miloš instructions through an earpiece given by Vukmir's driver, Raša (Miodrag Krčmarik), while a film crew follows him. Miloš sees a young girl, Jeca (Anđela Nenadović), physically abused and scolded by her mother (Ana Sakić), who has disgraced her deceased war hero husband's memory by becoming a prostitute. In a dark room, screens show Jeca seductively eating an ice pop, while Miloš is fellated by a nurse. Then, Miloš is instructed to receive fellatio from the mother, while Jeca watches. Miloš refuses, but is forced to continue. Marko later informs him that Vukmir is a former psychologist and has worked in children's television and state security. Vukmir meets a hesitant Miloš afterward to explain his artistic style of pornography, showing a film of a woman giving birth to a newborn baby, which is then immediately raped by Raša, in what the director terms as "newborn porn". The disgusted and horrified Miloš storms out and drives away as Vukmir shouts to him. At a road junction, he is approached and seduced by Vukmir's female doctor.A bloodied Miloš wakes up in his bed some time later with no memory of what has happened. He returns to the now abandoned set and finds a number of tapes. Viewing them, Milo�� discovers that he was drugged to induce an aggressive, sexually aroused, and suggestible state. At Vukmir's manipulative direction, Miloš beats and rapes Jeca's mother before decapitating her to induce rigor mortis and, later, a catatonic Miloš is raped by Vukmir's security. He then watches footage of Lejla voicing concern for Miloš to Vukmir, then restrained as her teeth are pulled off and she is suffocated to death by a masked man as she is forced to fellate him. The footage continues as Miloš is led to Jeca's home, where an elderly woman praises him for killing her mother and offers Jeca as a "virgin commune". Miloš refuses, threatens to cut off his penis and escapes through a window to an alleyway, where he watches an underage girl pass by as she is being pursued by a pair of thugs. He begins masturbating and is assaulted by the thugs before they are killed by Raša, who then takes Miloš back to a warehouse with Vukmir.At the warehouse, Vukmir's doctor administers more drugs after which Miloš overpowers her, sticking the syringe into her throat. He is then taken into a room to have intercourse with two hidden comatose bodies under a sheet. As Miloš is guided onto one body, the masked man from Lejla's film enters and begins raping the other. Vukmir then reveals the masked man to be Marko, his victim to be Marija, and finally, that Miloš is raping Petar. An enraged Miloš lunges at Vukmir and smashes his head against the floor, initiating a brawl during which Marija bludgeons Marko to death with a sculpture. Miloš wrestles a gun from a guard and shoots everyone except his family and the one-eyed Raša, whom he kills by ramming his erect penis into his empty eye socket. A dying Vukmir praises Miloš' actions as truly worthy of film.Miloš, having recalled his actions, including locking his wife and son in their basement before passing out earlier, returns home to find them. He and his wife agree that they and their son should die together, so the three gather in bed and embrace before Miloš fires a fatal shot through himself, Petar, and Marija. Sometime later, a new film crew, including the bald man from the beginning of the film, enters the bedroom. One of the security guards begins to unzip his pants and the director, the unnamed bald man, advises him to "start with the little one".
FUCK THIS MOVIE!!!! FUCK THIS MOVIE TO HELL!!!!! THIS MAKES THAT KOREAN ANIMATED ABOMINATION LOOK GOOD! IT FUCKING SUCKS NO WAIT SUCKS ISN’T ENOUGH FOR IT!!!! AND IT TURNED INTO A MONSTER DIDN’T IT? 
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I’m fucked!!!! 
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Wait William don’t review this movie oh I see I’m too late! Well here goes.
A kamen rider henshin device?
Well if it was in case you already reviewed the movie.
Alright HENSHIN!!!!
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Kamen rider Ichigo!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!! RIDER CHOP!!!!!!!!
MY Turn!!!! RIDER PUNCH!!!!!!! 
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When did you transform?
Just go with it!
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DOUBLE RIDER KICK!!!!!!
(BOOOM!!!!!)
So what did you want to talk to me about?
Well I read your blog about the second back to the future movie and you got it all wro9ng the future isn’t written yet noones has, your future is what you make of it so make it a good one!
 You know what I will!
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This makes X men the last stand look good.
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williamhowe · 10 years ago
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5 to watch (Eddie Guerrero)
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Well it has been 10 years since the passing of the great Eddie Guerrero. And the great matches will live on as long as there are fans to watch them.  But what five matches do I recomend? Well let’s find out!
#5 WWE No Way Out 2004. WWE title match Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Eddie Guerrero. This was an excellent match with Eddie finally winning the big one.
#4. WWE Survivor Series 2002. WWE tag team titles. Edge and Rey Mysterio (c) vs. Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit Vs. Los Guerreros.  This was fun tag team match in the Garden with Eddie And chavo livning the dream of being the tag team champions.
#3. ECW 2 out of 3 falls. Eddie Guerrero vs. Dean Malenko. Both men’s farewell match in the old ECW arena instead of you sold out chants we got please don’t go chants. WHo won? Well watch for yourself.
#2. IWC/AAA When worlds collide 2 out of three falls tag team Hair vs Mask match. Octagon and El Hijo Del Santo vs. Eddie Guerrero and Art Barr. This was a greaqt lucha libre tag team match.
#1. WCW Halloween Havok 1997. WCW Crusierweight title Mask vs Title. Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio Jr. What can I say about this match that hasn’t been said. The greatest Cruiserweight title match ever. Go see it when and if you can.
Eddie Guerrero has a lot more great matches and every wrestling fan will remember his hard work and dedication to this business and I’m sure as hell won’t forget him!
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williamhowe · 10 years ago
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upcoming attractions.
After I review that shit stain of film known as A Serbian Film, You know maybe I’m too nice to it, There will be a lot of reviews like.
The 35th aniversary Super sentai. GOKAIGER!!!!!
The spy sentai misfire known as Go-Busters. (Enter was cool though!)
And You’ll be surprised when you read!!!! The Bravest blog of the bravest sentai. Kyoryuger!
Also take a trip on the imagination railroad! Ressa Sentai Toqger. (Roll off your tongue.)
Plus after the conclusion I’ll review the Shinobi who don’t hide but rampage. Shiriken Sentai Nininger. 
But don’t think I’ll stop with Super Sentai oh no Here comes the riders. And even Metal Heroes this time around. Till then. 
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Have a party night!
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williamhowe · 10 years ago
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Movies from the bowels of Satan (Back to the future part 2.)
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Don’t worry this is a good movie but I have a few nit picks and plus it’s Back to the future day so that’s a thing. Well we begin the movie today of all days. LOL October 21 2015 so Marty could help his future son avoid jail time for helping Biff’s grandson rob a bank so Marty takes his son’s place and foils the plot Hoverborad and all. (I want one!) Movie over right? No Old Bifff spot the Delorian and steals the delorian from under the Doc and Marty’s nose Sport alminac in hand and well 1985 turns into downtown Flint. (It’s a violent city where I’m from so go with it.) All because Biff uses the Almanac to place winning bets and here is my gripe with the movie WHY IN THE LOVE OF FUCK DOES HILL VALLEY TURN INTO A WARZOBE BECAUSE OF A FUCKING SPORT’S ALMANAC FROM THE FUTURE? Maybe Biff gets a little richer but that shouldn’t effect the towwn all that much. So long story short Marty And Doc have to get back to 1955 and stop Young Biff from using Future Almanac.
Okay this was the weakest entry in the Back to the future Trilogy But it is still a good movie just think of the trillogy as a liver sandwich the first movie italian bread with Garlac, the second movie liver, and the third movie Bread with nuts. Yum Now if you’ll excuse me I have a Hoverboard to preorder and to put some money on the Cubs. Oh and there’s no Jaws 19.
Next Time: I REVIEW THE WORST FILM OF ALL TIME!!!!! I NOT KIDDING GUESS WHAT IT IS?.........A SERBIAN FILM!!!!!!!
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