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2#Part two of Derek and stiles arguing

Stiles: out of breath from running away from Derek: I'm sorry don't rip my throat out with your teeth 🥺

Derek: growling 🐺

Stiles: I'm sorry stop freaking out sourwolf 😑 what did I even say

Derek: you said eat a donut bitch and I wasn't worthy of love 😢😞

Stiles: starts frantically mumbling:🥺😭 oh no derbear you're worthy of everything you're strong you're brave you're the coolest werewolf I've ever met even though you push me against walls all the time but you're totally perfect the way you are and that's why I love you and I promise I'll never speak wolf again

Derek:😳 wait wait did you.. you said.. you love me

Stiles:😳😳 oh oh shit I didn't mean to say that out loud that was supposed to stay locked in my head i..i. am sorry 😔

Stiles:😢 looking at the ground with watery eyes looking like he's ready to run

Derek: holds stiles face in both of his hands: don't ..don't hide from me stiles you have no idea how much you drive me crazy

Derek: leaning in and kisses styles softly on the lips: I love you to you brat

Derek and stiles:😘🥰👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💏 clothes flying everywhere .

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Stiles and Derek arguing..

Derek: yeah and that's why you're so annoying all the time

Stiles at a loss for words so he just:

Oh yeah well woof bark bark Woof Woof bark woof

Derek:😡🐺 you take that back you little shit

Stiles:😳 takes off running without knowing what he said

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😂😂😂😂 im dieing

mitchell : i have your firefighter

bobby : which one?

mitchell : diaz

bobby : oh, okay. yeah, you don't have him. he has you. good luck.

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Love this

Eddie: It’s fine, we can clean it up, it’s not a big deal.

Buck: Not a big deal-...?

Eddie: Easy there, Buck. Let’s take a deep breath.

Buck: *fumes silently*

Eddie: C’mon, repeat after me.

Buck: *inhales deeply*

Eddie: That’s it, Evan, you’re doing gre-

Buck: SHE FUCKING TRASHED MY KITCHEN, EDDIE!

Buck flings used baking paper at Eddie’s head

Eddie: WOW, HEY! Let’s not panic!

Buck: Oh-ho-ho, you did not just say that...

Eddie: Shit.

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Oh my God I love this one

(Buck dies in a game with ships)

Eddie: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it’s a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong, showing no mercy as no mercy was to us.The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive a glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.

Chim: Legend has it that Buck still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drink.

Buck: Of course I do.

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Look, I know nothing is accidental on TV series, but seriously? Could you be less subtle please?! I don't think it was clear enough yet. The way the colors of the fridge magnets match your clothes at Eddie's Welcome Party (414). • Buck ~ yellow • Christopher ~ Green • Eddie ~ Blue • And Ana and Taylor, both with different shades of red - which might or might not represent the red magnets separate from the rest.

And I don't know if it's something in my head, but it would be too much of a coincidence, wouldn't it?

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Eddie: doing something hot in the gym

Buck: I want you to put babies in me

Everybody looking at buck👀👀👀

Buck: I said that out loud didn't I😳😣

Eddie:umm yes and you're a boy that won't work raises eyebrow

Buck: I mean like no homo unless I mean we could try you don't know

Everyone else👀👀 oh my God I'm done with these two just get married already Buck you're in love with Eddie. Eddie you're in love with buck enjoy yourself we're leaving

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Buck: did you know sharks don't know camels exist

chim :that makes no sense

Buck: you can never buy an unused mirror

hen: if you think about it that actually makes sense

Buck: bologna is just a hot dog pancake

Eddie: that's it who gave Buck a Red Bull whoever you are you're on my kill list now

Bobby :the shift just started and I already want to go to bed🤦

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Buck: talking about sharks :If you get bit by a shark just bite it back you'll still probably die but the shark will be like LOL wtf

Every one in the room:👀👀👀👀👀👀

Hen: are you ok do you need help?

Eddie: no that's buck being buck you guys know this at least I hope you do by now

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Albert: You know, Ravi and I got off on the wrong foot but I think we’re gonna be good friends.

Buck: You be careful with that.

Albert: What? Why?

Buck: Because first, you’re petty and jealous, and What’s your problem, man? and now you’re annoyed and angry. Then You can have my back any day which turns you into a blushing stuttering mess because how can it not when he’s so unbearably hot? Then you find out he has the most adorable kid in the world and you’re swooning. Then one day, when you’re at your lowest and think he’ll never forgive me for this, you get shocked with There’s nobody in this world I trust with my son more than you and that’s when you know you’re screwed. And when things just started to get back to normal, he’s 40 feet under and you’re trying to dig him out with your bare hands. Then your shitty parents in town and once again managed to fuck with your life, and you’re not in the right state of mind to be dating. But then he asks his son’s former teacher out and you’re heartbroken because you thought you and him had something special, and he will wait for you but clearly not. Then his son shows up at your doorstep because he’s upset and you’re his safe space. Then you find a new friend and suddenly he is jealous, and you think maybe it’s not one-sided after all, and you want to talk about it. Then out of nowhere he gets shot and your whole world crumbles, and he whispers pained Are you hurt? when he’s the one bleeding out through your trembling hands. And now you’re breaking down in front of his son because this is too much and it should’ve been you who got shot. Just when things settled down, he’s all soft and Because Evan and that’s when you find out that he made you his baby daddy a freaking year ago and was sitting on this information for unknown reasons.

Eddie: 👀

Chimney: Wow, that... was oddly specific.

Buck: And when you’re lulled into a false sense of security, he dumps his girlfriend and the next thing you know you’re banging each other on his awful couch.

Albert:...

Chimney:...

Eddie: In my defense I was left unsupervised.

Chimney: Buck was your superv-... Ok, I see.

Buck: I regret nothing.

Eddie: And my couch is not awful.

Buck: You did not sleep on it, Eddie. That thing is horrible!

Eddie: Well, it was plenty comfortable last night.

Buck: ...you smooth fucker.

Eddie: *smug*

Chimney:...

Albert: Does Ravi have any kids I should know about?