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tevanactually · 3 days
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iamharryhale · 2 days
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Tommy: My man gives the best head.
Eddie: On God he do.
Marisol:
Buck:
Tommy: The fuck?
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peggingeddiediaz · 2 days
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Eddie Diaz forgetting to log out of his work twitter account part 137/?
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Buck after he brought his bf to the wedding without coming out to anyone except Maddie and Eddie: What you thought I was straight? skill issue
Tommy: you thought you were straight before I kissed you
Buck: never said I hadn't had this issue too
Ravi: I never had this issue. i knew you were fruity
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cinematics123 · 27 days
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Eddie: No one could ever replace you, Evan.
Buck: Are you sure? Have you checked? Have you ever considered how replaceable I am?
Eddie: What…?
Buck: I bet there are 5 of me in a 2 mile radius.
Eddie: Buck, no-
Buck: I might be spared parts, but all of them love you. Make sure to dispose of them properly when you’re done with them.
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dilfbuck · 2 months
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911 + reductress headlines p1/??
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Buck: What about us?
Eddie, confused: What about us?
Buck: What about everything we've been through?
Eddie: Buck, what are you talking about?
Buck: What about trust?
Eddie: Are you fucking singing high school musical to me right now?
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elgascreamslikehell · 3 months
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Buck: Eddie, you are my best friend so I got you a friendship bracelet!
Eddie:...
Eddie: It's an engagement ring
Buck: You don't want it?
Eddie, aggressively put it on: Of course I do!
Buck to Maddie: He said yes.
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chronicowboy · 11 months
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theotherbuckley · 11 months
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*Eddie and Maddie finally just hanging out and Maddie telling stories about Buck*
Maddie: Buck had his first boyfriend when he was 10 and it was the cutest thing ever
Eddie: Had his first what now?
Maddie: Boyfriend, this was long before you Eddie no need to be jealous, they were kids, it was funny
Eddie: Before me? Huh what when where why?
Maddie:
Maddie: You and Buck aren’t..?
Eddie:
Eddie: BUCK’S BI???
Maddie: 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
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evanscrayons · 10 months
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eddie: so, chim told me you’ve been ranking the team out of appearance
buck: calm down, twelve
eddie: you can’t- wait, out of what?
buck: ten
eddie: oh
chimney: eddie
eddie: it’s called free speech, chimney. look it up.
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tevanactually · 3 days
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iamharryhale · 18 hours
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Buck: I have a crush on someone but I’m scared to say who.
Eddie: Just rip the bandaid off.
Buck: It’s Tommy.
Eddie: Put the bandaid back on.
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bucknerdycore · 18 days
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cinematics123 · 2 months
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Buck: soooo… you and my sister got married for tax reasons, right?
Chim: no, we got married because we love each other. The tax thing was just kind of… the kick in the pants we needed to finally just…. Do it, Y’know?
Buck:
Chim:
Buck:
Chim:
Buck: Do you think Eddie pays taxes?
Hours later
Buck (walking past Eddie): how do you do, fellow tax-complaint citizen?
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perfectlysunny02 · 25 days
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911 fake tweets part four
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