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The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

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got a new foster and named her Delenn. she’s a week old and an entire 120 grams 💕

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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

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Don’t mind me just crying over Jean Moreau.

I can’t wait to see him continue healing in book 2. 😭

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Little fucking guy alert!!

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HOPE WAS A DANGEROUS DISQUIETING THING BUT HE THOUGHT PERHAPS HE LIKED IT

( I'm crying )

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As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

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You're 63??? I thought for sure you were in your thirties!

I've been writing professionally since 1982ish.

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Kneeling

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woe, fuzzy Alastor propaganda be upon ye

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anyone who acts like there's some kind of implicit understanding or sisterhood between all women is straight up lying

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A little bug and the ultimate bad boy!

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Finally bought some good china