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i went to pretty girl town and everyone said you threw up on their carpet

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funniest fucking thing ive done this month

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Hello everyone,

I'm Ahmed, living far from my family who are going through the hardest time of their lives. They are displaced in tents that offer no protection from the cold or the summer heat. Even getting water is a struggle for them. On top of that, they face rockets and shells being fired at them while they are in their tents.

I can't describe the feeling I had when I woke up to the news that last night the occupation dropped tons of explosives on the displaced people's tents while they were asleep. They were buried under the sand by barrel bombs. The news says entire families have been wiped off the face of the earth. Then I pick up my phone to check on my family. I call my father, no signal. I call my mother, no signal. Do you know the panic and fear I live through every moment worrying about my family?

I can't do much from here, but you can be a helping hand. Your donation and sharing of this message might give them a chance to survive and possibly help them leave Gaza as soon as possible.

Every minute of your time and every share of this story could make a huge difference in my family's lives. Please help me do what we can to support my family and alleviate their suffering.

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istg they made the minecraft movie look like ass for traction

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hot take but people, deep down, are pretty decent and want to do what's good, even if what they are doing is evil, and the easiest way for someone to do evil is to dehumanize someone else. yes this applies to everyone. it applies to me and you and your awful conservative family members and the politicians who wants us dead and the billionaires who don't care and your best friend and that nice person at the store and that old lady who smiled at you when you accidentally looked at her face. everyone wants to be good.

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If you believe in manifestation you should be required to explain it to a homeless person with eye contact

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URGENT HELP 🚨

Hello, I'm Ola, a graduate student from the faculty of science - Al-Azhar University in Gaza Palestine. I truly appreciate you taking a moment to read my story. As you reading my message, myself and my family, “my mother, father, three sisters, and my little brother,” are fighting death in northern Gaza and trying to survive under all kinds of suffering including but not limited to destruction, fear, and instability, starvation, thirst, and poverty.

For nine months until now, we have been struggling to get proper food after prices increased by 15 to 20 times, struggling to have clean water for use and drinking. We lacked security and stability as we were forced to evacuate our house and left everything behind. Then we had to move at least three times since every new area we seek refuge to gets bombed.

I sincerely hope you can empathize with our dire situation and consider supporting us. You can follow me to make sure I am not a scammer and to inquire about any details. Your generosity has the power to make a significant difference.

Please reblog my post, follow me and boost my posts, and repost the link to our campaign across all your social media.

Thank you for standing by me ❤️.

Please donate and/or replog 🥺🙏🇵🇸

@rinnie @sweetoothgirl @palestine @nabulsi @el-shab-hussein @northgazaupdates @sar-soor

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Hello Dear, I hope you get my message while you're fine.🙏

I'm Ola, a graduate student from the faculty of science at Al-Azhar university Gaza, Palestine. I'm a dedicated and passionate student, striving to become a good researcher and teacher.

Unexpectedly, After October 7th, my life took a drastic turn with the commencement of the cruel war on Gaza, transforming me from a passionate student to a person struggling for survival. 🥺

I have created a campaign to help my family rebuild their lives and get the basic needs of food, drink, etc in these cruel conditions. And also it will help me to complete my education.

All of what I am asking of you is a reblog of the pinned post on my page and to donate if you can🙏🥺.

I sincerely wish if you can empathize with my dire situation and consider supporting us. Please be certain that any help gets us closer to our goal and no matter how small your donation might be, it will make a significant difference in my family's lives.

I would be very grateful if you could follow me to stay updated, as I will always need your help.💔

My compaign vetted by @90-ghost and @northgazaupdates and @el-shab-Hussien and @nabulsi's vetted list, line 205.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1yYkNp5U3ANwILl2MknJi9G7ArY4uVTEEQ1CVfzR8Ioo/htmlview#gid=0

Thanks in advance for your kindness and support. I am waiting for your response ❤️

This is my GFM link:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/empower-olas-pursuit-of-education-amid-crisis?qid=30ec4c502382b9962b96d698a687d9a8

Please donate and/or share with others 🥺🙏🇵🇸

Sincerely,

Ola

please donate if you can, every dollar counts!!

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me when her 😍

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me: doc! I'm feeling like shit. I've got nausea and dizziness, constipation and diarrhea, fatigue, and my blood sugar is all over the place.

doc: yep that looks like a hernia. we can fix that with surgery... but you're too fat. we're gonna put you on the miracle weight loss drug.

me: okay... any side-effects?

doc: yeah. it can cause: nausea and dizziness, constipation and diarrhea, fatigue, and mess with your blood sugar.

me: looks into the camera like I'm on the office

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drake looks like if a butthole was a person

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I’d be so kawaii-core if we saved up money to buy a plot of land in the middle of nowhere still have access to our jobs, slowly build a house and once finished move in, use only well water and a lot of solar energy, on heating or AC. Try our best to be independent food wise through hunting game and farming crops.

Only money that goes to the government through land, sales, and income tax. Allowing friends to build a home on the property aswell all of us paying equal land tax together. All of us sharing resources and helping eachother out without monetary influence.