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citadel: explodes

every citizen: woooo yea

scientist on the TV: we all need to fuck. now

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шампусик

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I’m missing the final touches, but I wont be able to take photos when it’s done. This was made in a very hectic 7 days

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I’m missing the final touches, but I wont be able to take photos when it’s done. This was made in a very hectic 7 days

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Lettuce thief

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I have a question that's honestly a little embarrassing..

I dom I'd say like 99% when I'm with my Gf because she is naturally pretty submissive, but I also love to be dominated!!

I just don't know how to tell her without it being awkward or something

I don't want this to lead to sexual resentment down the road so I wanna get rid of this obstacle, but I get so embarrassed!!

Do you have any advice??

I think it’s very important to be able to have casual analytical conversations about sex within a relationship. Just like a “hey can we talk about some sex stuff I’m interested in?” should be a perfectly fine thing to ask.

One thing is make sure to include lots of reassurance so it doesn’t feel like you’re upset at her or disappointed. Tell her you love domming her and how much fun it is for you and make it very clear you are in no way upset then just ask if she’s ever been interested in trying domming out and that it’s okay if she’s not comfortable with it or takes time.

Putting everything out there in the open and talking it through with lots of positive communication is like the fastest way to have a really good sex life. Just try not to overthink it, be very overly reassuring and get over that initial hump of starting the conversation and it should come pretty naturally. Good luck <3

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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just saying i prefer my food-based crimes to be more "heisting $1 million worth of syrup from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve" and less "corporations giving toddlers listeria for fun and profit"

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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deltarune must hit different if you're objectum

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Lol when i say I grew up in Texas people always ask “did you go to the coast a lot?” Ummm no...no I did not

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