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Atiny: You are the most jealous kpop group I know.

Hongjoong: You know other kpop groups?!

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Guess I got my answer

"I asked ChatGPT-..." Well i asked my Tumblr mutuals, they said @satan-offical knows the answer

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I'm doing numbers on Tumblr

That number just happens to be 1

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My favorite thing about university is that I can write a 10 page paper about tgcf for my English class on mythology.

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Ghost Bride bit where Ruoye can talk

Ruoye: THERE YOU ARE! YOU HORRID TWINK!

Xie Lian: Ruoye, what are-

Ruoye: Where have you been this whole time!? We've been heartbroken about you and you've been here!? Stealing brides!?

Hua Cheng: No! That's not why I'm-

Ruoye: I don't want to hear it! Your tongue is forked and you lie like a rug! Get over here!

Hua Cheng: What-

Ruoye: You aren't going anywhere without supervision ever again! *hits Hc* Your Highness please give Wu Ming a forehead kiss

Xie Lian: Wu Ming!? What? How?

Ruoye: Your Highness! I'm hitting him because Wu Ming has been stupid. You have to give him a forehead kiss to remind him we still love him despite his stupidity

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honestly wei yings misunderstandings about lan wangji were 100% understandable like imagine a nun yelling at you and insisting you cover up your ankles. and youre like holy shit this lady is old fashioned and a total puritan. then she reveals no actually i have a huge ankle fetish and being around you makes me so horny i want to become an enemy of the church for you. you'd never fucking see that coming.

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Lan Wangji: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Wei Wuxian: *gets drunk, breaks into the Cloud Recesses* Lan Wangji: That one. I want that one.

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Welcome to danmei! We have:

- Guy who’s in love with his pet fish

- Guy whose boyfriend has been dead for 16 years

- Guy whose boyfriend nearly committed genocide

- Guy whose boyfriend actually committed genocide

- Luo Binghe

- Guy who accidentally fell in love with the dude he intended to manipulate into villainy & evil

- And more!

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It's been 100 pages these horny mfs need to calm tf down

I have to stop trying to read Erha in public. It is not good for my sanity. Like you think it's over but 5 pages later Chu Wanning is thinking about Mo Ran again.

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How I got I to Danmei in a nutshell.

every day people tell me that the untamed is good, i’ve seen the first episode, stop gaslighting me

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you know what? fuck you.

yaois your yuri.

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the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters

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I have to stop trying to read Erha in public. It is not good for my sanity. Like you think it's over but 5 pages later Chu Wanning is thinking about Mo Ran again.

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there should've been an extra chapter of mu qingfang committing medical malpractice

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do you ever see a post and you just have to

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🙃 There are some things Wei Wuxian would never say to his past self. That doesn't change the fact that they are things he needs to hear.

It's definitely not a one to one translation, and it's not that representative of the fic as a whole, but this was *heavily* inspired by a scene in yiqie's fic The flower that withers.

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SQH: I can explain-

SQQ, probably caught in a wife plot: You can?

SQH: ... Just give me ten seconds to think a lie