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Leo:do you know how many basic bitches
Leo: would KILL to have a personality like me?
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Nico: being gay isn’t a choice
Nico: it’s a game and I’m winning
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annabeth: oh my gods shes totally gonna flunk us. I haven’t gotten an F since I failed recess in second grade.
annabeth: „teachers need a break too Annie“
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The panic when you’re reading on that✨ website, then someone looks over your shoulder and asks “what are you reading?”
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Annabeth: you have to start worrying about your own body
Annabeth: when’s the last time you ate a carrot?
percy: well it’s my least favorite type of cake
percy: …so rarely
Annabeth:
Percy: if I really have to I’ll just eat the frosting
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Percy: we have to get to the hospital. And we have to get there fast
Nico: then I should drive
Annie: why you?
Nico: because I have nothing to live for and I drive like it
Will: yeah, he does
Percy: okay then let’s go
(them driving at full speed and almost hitting everything)
All of them together: AHHHHHH
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Percy: I sold a fake pekinese
Annabeth:
Percy: ‘twas a Cat
Annabeth: you will NOT make me less mad with your use of “twas“
Percy: ‘twasn’t trying to-
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*Percy in the hospital for some reason* Percy: Hey Annie , do you happen to know my blood type?
Annabeth:: yeah it’s B positive
Percy (pulling on the tube on his arm): oops I guessed wrong
Percy (to the nurse): HEY GREG-
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Percy: you Are going to ace this test.
Annabeth: you think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
Percy: I disagree, if anything love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Annabeth: Yeah, that was big. I was really proud of you.
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