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Hey I just talked to 17776 and it told me that humanity's most innate trait is not exploration or conquering, it's play. It's making up silly games to hang out with each other. Yeah no even if we are alone in the universe even if we never get to the bottom of any existential question we've ever asked, it will still matter that we were here and we played games. So

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I for one hope the 17776 book comes out in april of next year, i think thatd be funny

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night

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Happy Everyone Stopped Aging Day!! Only one more year until we become immortal and invent football but weirder

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i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

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writing is so fun

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wasting away with mama

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boatride with mama

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.