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The beginning of homemade parfumes #handmade #diy

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Where does the good go - Sara and tegan

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There is so much truth in this

Marriage is not beautiful

Marriage is ugly, you see the absolute worst in someone. You see them when they’re mad, sad, being stubborn, when they’re so unlovable they make you scream. But you also get to see them when they are laughing so hard that tears run down their face, and they cant help but let out those weird gargling noises. You see them at 3am when the world is asleep except you two, and you’re eating in the middle of the kitchen floor. You get to see the side of them that no one else does, and its not always pretty. Its snorting while laughing, its the tears when it feels like its all crashing down, its the farting, its the bedhead and bad breath, its the random dances, its the anger and the joy. Marriage isn’t a beautiful thing, but it is amazing. It’s knowing that someone loves you so much, and wont leave you even though you said something nasty. It’s having someone have your back no matter what. Its fights over stupid things, like someone not doing the dishes or picking up after themselves. And its those nights you fall asleep in each others arms, feeling like there will never be enough time with them. It’s cleaning up their throw up, or just rubbing their back when they’re sick. It’s the dirtiest, hardest, most rewarding job there is. Because at the end of the day you get to crawl into bed with your best friend, the weirdest, most annoying, loving, goofy, perfect person that you know. Marriage is not beautiful, but it’s one hell of a ride.

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erika-medie I saw this and immediately thought of us.... Is that a bad thing

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Burb

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So I just realized that my husband always files as head of household....nigga which house you livin in. Only thing you head up is the line at a buffet....

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Im good up until you want me to dress you and fix your hair, like you  can smack me, call me a whore, and tell me to  get on my knees. But if you want to act like a toddler you need to go see your mother.

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bitch you dont even like chocolate....dont play. you done put my titties on tumblr...dont get cut

If you....

If you post my tits on  tumblr we aint bffls

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phsss...biatch you think cause im fake sleep on yo couch we cool.

If you....

If you post my tits on  tumblr we aint bffls

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If you....

If you post my tits on  tumblr we aint bffls

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Im 25 with two kids and I completely agree. Like bitch calm down.

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This wouldnt be so bad if I didnt automatically pull my hair up when my S/O came in a room