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treat black queers kindly and love us. that's all.

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Hellooo I am in search of non spoilery X-Files fic up to s5 (including the movie). If anyone can offer recs, I would very much appreciate it 💜✌️

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This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week

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This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week

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"came back wrong" but it's from work

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I think my favorite translation-related detail in the Witcher saga that separates the original Polish version from English lies in Geralt’s horse(s), Roach

He names all of his horses “Roach,” which in English, is a very grim-sounding name. It immediately stirs the thought of a cockroach, and it sort of fits the grimy dark fantasy aesthetic that the series has going for it, as well as Geralt’s personality as someone who likes to keep things simple and uncomplicated. He gives the name to every horse he owns, further adding to that.

Meanwhile, in the original Polish version, his horse’s name is Płotka, which to my understanding is a diminutive form of płoć, which is a type of fish, known as a common roach in English, which is actually a pretty small and common fish. It being a diminutive form, it’s also basically saying “Roachie” instead of “Roach,” so all things considered, it’s meant to be a tiny, adorable, cutesy name, but that gets completely lost in the translation. It’s like naming your horse “Guppy” or something.

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based on @ruttama-art 's post, thank you for this au

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Why are there sleeping positions and levels of comfort that are only discoverable in the morning hours when you're supposed to get up?

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**giving you bad dick** yeah you dislike that bitch?

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It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.

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look if they use tits to sell cars why can't I use tits to sell lesbian romance books

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gamers say GG after a game because all gamers like to be called "good girl" when they play well

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gamers say GG after a game because all gamers like to be called "good girl" when they play well

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that's it, i'm getting in the hole