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𓍢ִ໋.🗝₊˚ ⊹ starter call 2.0 ; number prompt. ✧
it was precisely 07:43 gst (galactic standard time) her entrance was marked by a dramatic flicker of her hair that sparkled like stardust and the sound of an alarm startling and scattering of interns and researchers. the witch snickered at their hasty retreat, as only one person remained was shocked by the sudden scattering of the researchers. the woman snapped her fingers and materialized a data pad glowing with the name " robin " blinking in bold glittery font. " fantastic, just the person i wanted to see. robin? correct. of course, i am. now, i went ahead and cleared the space station for you, as well as myself, but thats besides the point i had a request to make of you."
she leans into her steps, looking around the halovian with mild curiosity. she had exactly 12 minutes of free time into her busy busy itinerary ; well, it was a brief gap in her schedule, akin to a stress test on her daily operation check with puppets and space station alike. a rather spontaneous whim for her to come to the space station herself. she walked up to the dove, in all her glory and cleared her throat with the theatrical flair of someone who had never been told "no" in her entire star-bound life. " i need you to perform. live. on the herta space station."
the witch looked at the singer and before the other could even think to part their lips she put a finger in front of her. a hush order. " now, before you say anything, compensation for the performance will be a matter to discuss with my lead researcher more so than myself. unless you rather have something less monetary, but that is still something you would discuss with her. " she spins the data pad to face the girl with a photo of her lead assistant asta— and briefly points to it as she begins to walk and motions the singer to follow behind her. " you see, this concert is essential for the space station... you see the other researchers and interns are lacking moral. their workflow has lessened and yet their results have been the worst i've seen in my... countless... years of running this show. now, the entire galaxy seems to flaunt how inspirational your music is and it's effect seems to carry it's value when you do live performances, inspiring all walks of life. impressive, truly. " herta walks her to the observation deck, no one in sight as she motions to the puppet on standby near the entrance.
" if you have no other question, then by the laws of whimsical science and mild favoritism, " herta declared, clapping her hands together before motioning a puppet to come take her place. " it shall be done ! be sure to contact asta about any scheduling conflicts, i will be preoccupied for the next 72 system hours. any questions will be forwarded and answered... eventually. " with that, she's gone under a cascade of magical stardust.
the puppet turns to the singer and tilts her head robotically mimicking the owner's voice. " welcome to the herta space station. i will be your guide. feel free to ask questions... by the way, this is an automated system made by madam herta, any question that is not in the database will be answered via text messages by madam herta. "
#hopetune#im so sorry this hag is so annoying#she rly just said “perform here we gotta make these fuckers lock in but i gotta go so discuss with anyone else BUT me.”#𓍢ִ໋.🗝₊˚ ⊹ ⊰ IN CHARA. ⊱ 𓍢ִ໋.°#𓍢ִ໋.🗝₊˚ ⊹ ⊰ INBOX. ⊱ 𓍢ִ໋.°#𓍢ִ໋.🗝₊˚ ⊹ ⊰ LINK ; ROBIN . ⊱ 𓍢ִ໋.°
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a witch's invitation !
THE HERTA : famous, ever-illusive, beautiful, and knowledgeable about everything that the galaxy holds for her... except this doesn't exactly apply to teyvat in anyway ( except for still being exceptionally beautiful, of course...! she told me to say this or she'll end my entire bloodline... ) and as an expert (not) in culinary delicacies... the herta wishes to play with some slimes in the kitchen and possibly conduct what may seem somewhat unethical research on the poor things... so feel free to stop her ! ... or don't ! maybe you can join her, the choice is yours. * — will require a teyvat muse !
WELCOME TO MY WORLD ! well, well, well... it seems like in her absence , some people found a way into in the simulated universe without her permission AND take some data with them... how strange it's quite the unusual situation but bugs are quite common within the simulated universe. so it doesn't really phase her. she isn't angry at all about the data leaks at all. i'm being so honest to nous rn, it's quite easy to track down if she put more effort but she supposedly has "more pressing matters" to attend to whilst being more annoyed that her fellow geniuses aren't here to patch it up in her stead. your lovely madam herta's taking a few lucky pawns to help her conduct a wide scale search around the space station. who knows you might meet the real deal if you exceed her expectations. currently plotting with anaxa & dr. mei * — ok tbh i'm fine with taking dupes of this prompt, the more the merrier!
MARIO KART GONE WRONG ? luofu tech is always strange but interesting to the herta, especially with its more biological methods of technology, while she isn't too keen on studying their unstable methods of science and inventions... it wouldn't hurt to lend a puppet to the sky-faring commission to deal with some delinquent brats.
OVERALL PLOTTING ! feel free to dm me about our silly blorbos for interactions! you can dm me here or on discord (preferred) @ vampe. timezone is EST so after posting this im probably gonna be asleep until like ... 3pm woopsie so i'll respond when i can!!
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starter call 2.0 feel free to combine prompts !
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for a melancholy starter .
for an excited starter .
for an angry starter .
for a soft starter .
for a silly starter .
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for a violent starter .
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for a weather - based starter .
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for a sensual starter .
for an interrupted starter .
for a clumsy starter .
for a tearful starter .
for an affectionate starter .
for a cozy starter .
#stares at the sun i still need to do my icon border but ill do some of these#𓍢ִ໋.🗝₊˚ ⊹ ⊰ PROMPTS. ⊱ 𓍢ִ໋.°
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