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Being a woman in the olden days must’ve been so cool!!
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Has anyone seen an Evil Wizard? He failed to file his taxes by the deadline today.
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When training your pixie it is important to correct this behavior immediately. Simply biting her back is usually sufficient.
do u think Tinkerbell ever just fuckin bit people? she's tiny, angry, and easily mistaken for an insect, surely she gave into that tempation
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"You can't do something perfectly on the first try."
Oh yeah, then why do all my posts say "0 notes," hmm?
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That sounds pretty serious. You should probably go see a Furry Artist.
*my head turns red and steam comes outta my ears like a steam whistle**
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Sometimes, the fastest way to live out the rest of your days without working is to turn your small domain into a thriving multicultural metropolis and slay all of the meniacle villians on the continent.
love me a character who values hygiene and cleanliness but must, for plot reasons, inevitably become bloodsoaked
#if someone will bother you in the future just kill them#or turn them into your trusted ally#depends how annoying they are#The Greatest Estate Developer
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Made this post 4 years ago and it still holds water today
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We accept payments in coin, loose gemstones, and enchanted shells.
You have 20 high tides remaining.
have you been paying the tax fraud charge
you come to MY BEACH and demand i PAY TAXES??????????? IM A GOTDARN CRAB I CANT PAY TAXES I HAVE NO THUMBS!!!!!!
besides what do i even have in terms of money huh???? (The crab quietly moves a boulder to cover a giant pile of gold) GET OFF MY CASE!!!!!!!!
#wizard irs#crabposting#crab wizard#wizard rp#irs#found property is considered taxable income#based on fair market value#even if unsold#historical relics are tax deferred#owed assests will be reclaimed by either the sea or the government#the sea is more forgiving
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Um, excuse me. I joined tumblr one week ago and made three entire posts. Why am I not internet famous yet?
#why isnt life perfect#ive been robbed#what do i have to be interesting or something#i dont like effort#thats why im on tumblr#i could be working right now#or at least pretending to work#i probably shouldn't have quit for this#rent is due soon#can i have 5 dollars
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Yes we do, and once we figure out how you gained access to the milk dimension we will be pursuing charges.
they don't know about my infinite milk laundering scheme
#we can't tell if it's evocation or conjuration#why is it already 2%#the dairy gods are furious#the fey have gotten involved#hoodwinked#wizard#wizard irs#wizardcore
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I can't wait until the point in my career where I transition from "constantly waiting for email replies" to "waiting until the second follow-up before pretending like I never saw the first message."
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[gets in with you]
[gets in my little clown car]
#*honk*#long post#clown car#carpooling#hov#i hate the 7th spot over the middle-left-backwards-center-console-seat#clown commute#i brought granola
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For next year's tax season, remember to contract with a familiar accustomed to your local kingdom's finance decrees.
#wizard-irs#wizard#taxes#bookkeeping familiars are an essential part of every lair#always reread fiendish contracts#beware shady sprites and mephits#homunculi are employees not contractors
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that robe appears to have cost more than your reported income....
I can't be cursed by The wizard council. My robe is too smooth. The ancient magics simply slide right off.
#enchantments are not a writeoff#alchemy doesnt pay#wizard#wizard-irs#the council sees all#never post your crimes
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