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okay so we all agree that that "quasartico" company is some kind of team flare revival in disguise right? like i don't trust that shit At All

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radical saturday 59 - hang in there feefee !!

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Peace and love on planet earth except for Ghestis

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I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

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if psychic Pokemon glow like in the anime when they use their telekinesis or whatever I bet that like at least once a week their trainer sees them glowing with no floating item in sight and have to be like “WHAT ARE YOU FLOATING? WHAT DO YOU HAVE” like when your cat is chewing something you didn’t feed them

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Typical cat behavior from Espurr today, via the PokeTimes Twitter!

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turned 37 today 👍 i was going to take some pictures outside to celebrate it but i literally haven't seen a single wild pokémon like all of today. even in the wild grass. is there like a meeting they scheduled that i don't know about

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I don't go on joltiktok much anymore but 'm fucking around rn and went on and saw a post that was like

"Oma. Babes. Are you seriously going to let yourself get your heart broken by a man with a excadrill"

ARE WE SERIOUSLY STILL CONSIDERING THE POKEMON PEOPLE OWN TO BE RED FLAGS. STILL???

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is that. On your pinned post. IS THAT THE FUCKING ANCIENT WIZARD? FROM OLD SCHOOL RUNESCAPE?

YEA LMAO when you think of my blog i want you to imagine an unownscape wizard making the posts. bc that's me

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I am so sorry if you cannot handle vivillon being one of the best pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!!! It must be rough misunderstanding their beauty and intrigue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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iunno how to tell you this but sometimes dry twigs break! especially when they're lit on fire repeatedly and waved around-

stopped everything today because zilla's branch-wand broke and he was dead set on finding a new one. as any self-respecting wizard would be. however we have been in santalune forest for 4 hours and i am covered in bugs

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trainers on this website will really say shit like "my pokemon evolved and is now nearly killing me on a daily basis on accident. this is really exciting for me though, how do i keep a high energy dangerous pokemon happy outside of a pokeball in my studio apartment?" yall are killing me.

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Hello this is the Silph Co. department of consumable battle items. We've received your emails about a supposed inconsistency in regards to throat spray interacting with the Magician ability, and we are sorry to hear about our product performing in a way that is not ideal for battles. Unfortunately, we still are doing extensive quality control research on the magician ability, as it is not a very common one. We will get back to you as soon as further testing is done, and we regret that we do not have a clear answer for you at thos time. Would you like to claim an offer for a free choice specs with your next battle item purchase?

-Silph Co. Battle Consumables Department Customer Service Line

1568 Esper Plaza, Floor 7, Room 725

Saffron City, Kanto Region

i posted about that on battle forum that is not this website. how tf did you find my blog-

i'll take the choice specs though that shit's expensive

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(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What's your favorite thing about humans? -Tropius

i have the power to make and give any pokemon i want a tasty treat of pokepuffs whenever i want. also like, the indomitable human spirit or something, that's pretty schweet too