wizarde-van

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things that ARE appropriate during pride month: - taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride - giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye - destroy transphobe with hyper beam

things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month: - recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality

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no cops at pride just mysterious vigilante essentia

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okay so we all agree that that "quasartico" company is some kind of team flare revival in disguise right? like i don't trust that shit At All

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radical saturday 59 - hang in there feefee !!

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Peace and love on planet earth except for Ghestis

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I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

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if psychic Pokemon glow like in the anime when they use their telekinesis or whatever I bet that like at least once a week their trainer sees them glowing with no floating item in sight and have to be like “WHAT ARE YOU FLOATING? WHAT DO YOU HAVE” like when your cat is chewing something you didn’t feed them

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Typical cat behavior from Espurr today, via the PokeTimes Twitter!

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turned 37 today 👍 i was going to take some pictures outside to celebrate it but i literally haven't seen a single wild pokémon like all of today. even in the wild grass. is there like a meeting they scheduled that i don't know about

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I don't go on joltiktok much anymore but 'm fucking around rn and went on and saw a post that was like

"Oma. Babes. Are you seriously going to let yourself get your heart broken by a man with a excadrill"

ARE WE SERIOUSLY STILL CONSIDERING THE POKEMON PEOPLE OWN TO BE RED FLAGS. STILL???

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is that. On your pinned post. IS THAT THE FUCKING ANCIENT WIZARD? FROM OLD SCHOOL RUNESCAPE?

YEA LMAO when you think of my blog i want you to imagine an unownscape wizard making the posts. bc that's me

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I am so sorry if you cannot handle vivillon being one of the best pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!!! It must be rough misunderstanding their beauty and intrigue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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iunno how to tell you this but sometimes dry twigs break! especially when they're lit on fire repeatedly and waved around-

stopped everything today because zilla's branch-wand broke and he was dead set on finding a new one. as any self-respecting wizard would be. however we have been in santalune forest for 4 hours and i am covered in bugs

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trainers on this website will really say shit like "my pokemon evolved and is now nearly killing me on a daily basis on accident. this is really exciting for me though, how do i keep a high energy dangerous pokemon happy outside of a pokeball in my studio apartment?" yall are killing me.