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we need to make more trans girls big and round

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internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer

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you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

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I FUCKING LOVE STRETCH MARKS I WANNA KISS THEM ALL

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I FUCKING LOVE STRETCH MARKS I WANNA KISS THEM ALL

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I Can Invent New Symbols For The Thing I Am

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MEN!

you have to wear this and nothing else

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Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

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Penelope (or pibb)

(SHE/THEY) 🏳️‍⚧️🐕

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i’d like to formally apologise to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

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Reblog to hug prev

Please

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Btw you should hug that t girl who's always putting others before herself

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slimes when they get attacked: oh i have to become 2 of me. ohh i have to become 4 ov me. ohhhh i have to become 8 of me