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I got several requests for more of these!

Flags: Baker's original rainbow, queer, asexual, aromantic, bear brotherhood, questioning, transmasculine, agender, genderfluid, and omnisexual.

(Image description: ten square pride flags with white text that reads "you'll never have the comfort of our silence again".)

These are inspired by this post, an image of a sign taken at an anti-Anita Bryant protest in 1978.

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also we fucked up as a society the moment we started telling teens and aspiring artists to conflate being an artist with building a brand as if the two things are inextricable. the name of the game if you want to share your art is to work a job and sell yourself as aesthetizied content. back in my day we could just POST SHIT. to deviantart! what the fuck!

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You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

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Star Wars lore is amazing because you have a funky alien mask an overworked makeup artist created out of $3.50 worth of materials in the 70s to be in the background for 20 seconds and later an overworked writer would write their lore to be like:

"This species' heads are so big because of a eugenics computer program that determines who they can breed with. They're the best spaceship engineers in the galaxy. 300 years ago they destroyed their planet in a global war."

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No wonder Dan felt like he was living in a saw trap back then.

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i just had a really sus thought

endermen have purple eyes, ender pearls are dark green, and eyes of ender are bright green, so what the FUCK is an ender pearl?? Do endermen just have a spare eye lying around???

like does it just change color when the enderman dies?? why does adding blaze powder make a pearl become an eye?? but then the eye isn’t purple either what IS GOING ON

is it their brain? or like a third eye?? I Am Freaking Out

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if you have a niche sport/job/hobby it’s your sacred duty to make the most specific incomprehensible AUs with the characters you like. no more coffeeshop aus no more college aus you have to put those guys in a microbial lab. your fave is a high school english teacher. that show is about bowling now sorry. THIS IS MANDATORY!!!

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A lighthouse in Michigan, before and after major ice storm

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Saying that a certain group of people is too privileged to complain about the way that things are is its own sort of defense of the status quo

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I miss Sister Daniel so bad she needs to make an appearance for pride 😭😭

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Everyone say it with me, "just because a woman is expressing her sexuality does not mean she's setting back women's rights. It does not mean she's playing into the patriarchy. It means that she's expressing her sexuality"

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dan dipping his toes in talking about the gender binary in 2014 and adorably waffling.

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ohhhh myyyyy GOD 🤯😱 .... IT'S BIGGER!! 🤯 on the inside..... than it is.... on the outside??? myyyy entire understanding of physical space 🌌🏠 has been TRANSFORMED!🔁 three3️⃣ dimensional euclydian geometry🔴🟥🔺📐 has been TORN UP! thrown in the air!☁️☁️ and snogged to death! 💋💋💀 my grasp of the universal constants of physical reality have been CHANGED 🤯🔁🤯😱 ........ ✨forever✨

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Something to accompany the dragon, along with some accompanying headcanon

- When the wither is summoned, it could take a few days before it reaches it’s final stage. Technically you are fighting a very destructive eldritch toddler 

- Responsible for the complete annihilation of the previous four eras 

- More heads grow eventually (one is starting to form under the right head

- Ash that falls off is incredibly toxic, and can lead to a slow decay of bodily tissues

- There’s an old religious belief that whoever summons the wither and lives through the destruction is cursed to become locked in time until the next era ends, plagued with the aftermath of their actions. Though, such a thing has yet to be confirmed

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having a discussion ab slime gender presentation i will return with my findings soon