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Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

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I said something to the baby about something that happened "yesterday" and he got this really pensive look and thought for a minute and then said "auntie mac, is 'yesterday' a permanent day of the week?"

and I was like "you mean like monday and tuesday?" and he said "yeah. is it always a certain day?"

and I said "no, it moves all around! any day of the week could be yesterday, depending on what today is"

and he got REALLY lost in thought about that for a second until his little cousin broke his concentration by whacking him with a pool noodle

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i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

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"... You're what??"

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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

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Thank you Derek, menswear guide, for reminding me why paying more to be free advertising for brands is dumb.

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this video is CUTE. the animal is stressed and having a terrible time but it's a practicing nihilist so it actually feels liberated in the meaninglessness of its suffering

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task manager kill this fucking thinbg

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alphys because i am sick

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No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

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obviously the government of omelas should have deferred to the child's parents and their wishes as to the method of torture

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i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

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Hammering out my Kris design :]