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Imagine if Jake was Australian like Sam instead of American. I think that’d be funny

“Yeah Lo’aks a little bastard sometimes but I love the little fucker” LMFAOO

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ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ Lo'ak, Neteyam and Aonung with a Human!Reader who plays the Guitar

ᯓ★ just fluff (mention of scars from playing the guitar!!)

LO'AK

I'd like to think that out of all the siblings, he's the most knowledgeable about human culture. That's why when he found out you played the guitar, he was beaming with excitement.

He would ask so many questions too. Like were you self taught? Is it hard to play? What songs can you do?

If your guitar is decorated with stickers or whatever, he would definitely stare at it like that one meme/audio that goes "woooow 😲"

Also it doesn't matter if you're bad at it or not because just play a few chords and he'll easily think you're the most talented person in the whole world.

He praises you a lot. Like. A LOT.

Play him a song and he'll start fanboying all over the place.

He even once suggested to give your hands massages even though you said that you didn't mind the soreness.

Honestly, he's your #1 fan and he's not afraid to show it.

NETEYAM

Is a bit confused about what the instrument is but once you explain it to him and how it works. He'll realise how your culture and his are quite similar.

He's intrigued that's for sure.

When you first played it for him, his jaw dropped.

In his opinion, he preferred it if you sing when playing the guitar. He thinks your voice goes smoothly with it.

At first the whole thing started off with you insisting to play for him and asking for his opinion but soon it progresses to him asking you to play for him because he likes it.

He just can't help but admire how your fingers move so efficiently when playing, but his favourite is how focused you look, he finds it adorable.

If you ever write a song about him, he will marry you immediately.

Honestly, he's just happy to have you share your interest with him.

AONUNG

He thought it was a weapon at first.

When you told him it was for music purposes, he thought you were messing with him. You had to prove it to him by actually playing the thing.

He doesn't have much of an opinion on it since hey, if you're happy, he's happy... just don't scare him by playing so vigorously out of the blue.

When he saw that you had scars from playing, he honestly was confused why you still kept using the thing if it was gonna hurt you.

"You humans are weird"

Even though he says these things, he secretly enjoys listening to you play when you'd think he's minding his own business.

There was this one time you caught him humming the tune of the guitar you've been practising.

He would rather die than admit what you heard was true.

Honestly, he acts like a big hater but he secretly likes it.

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Do you think Jake had to get used to wearing parts of pandoras animals in clothing?

Like did he have to try and not throw up in his mouth when Neytiri gifted him a chest piece made from hide? Idk maybe it’s just me hating the idea of wearing dead animal

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Being ultimately lonely and also having short winded but intense hyperfixations are so fucking weird, like fym I’m talking to my favourite characters about the fucking Chernobyl disaster 💀💀💀

It’s lowkey embarrassing

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So if Na’vi pregnancy’s last around 12 months and Lo’ak is 1 year younger than Neteyam, that means basically right after Neteyam was born, Neytiri got pregnant AGAIN. That’s crazy

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I wonder how aonung would react to a reader with facial piercings, Like the ones that look like fangs? 🤔

OOOOHHH this one is interesting - ignore that I haven't checked my inbox literally since 2023 😭 but here goes anyway with Omatikaya reader because I think that makes sense somewhat? :) *not proof-read*

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At first, Aonung had hated those little piercings. Of course, he disliked you too, but they irked him beyond rational belief.

They glittered in the sunlight, firelight, and moonlight - so stupidly attention grabbing for something so tiny. They were mere silver dots, something he vaguely suspected he would hardly notice had it been anyone else.

They directed his gaze from anything, demanding his attention. And of course, you never failed to notice the way his gaze just seemed to rest at default on your lips. Lo'ak teased him about it constantly, and yet Aonung still found himself unable to break habit.

And then it had all shifted. You no longer hated Aonung and he you, and he began to see the little piercings as a challenge.

As he tried to scheme ways to taste you for the first time, to pull you into him and kiss you dazed, it was difficult to plot around the uncharted territory that was your piercing.

That was until he just through all hell to the wind and did it.

And he found that the piercings weren't a problem after all.

They were cold against his lips, a necessary relief from the seemingly scorching, addictive heat of your mouth on his.

Perhaps he liked them, after all.

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I’ve noticed the Na’vi are pretty touchy people, like they touch each other a lot (not like that ew) so that got me thinking. Human reader from earth who isn’t used to people being touchy and is honestly touch starved so when the Na’vi (and Spider too cause yknow) they like is constantly touching them they get all flustered and giggly and happy (I’m just putting words down and hoping it forms a sentence pls)

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Lo’ak would be the typa guy to watch Titanic and be surprised that it was a real event

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Fun fact: we’ve never seen Ao’nung sit down (not including on his Ilu or squatting)

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Why does no one talk about how Neytiri managed to bond with a Thanator? An animal so powerful and feared that the Omatikaya don’t even talk about it in their dance stories? Like yeah Jake bonded with a Toruk but he had the element of surprise, Neytiri didn’t. The Toruk didn’t really have a choice but the Thanator saw Neytiri and decided it would let her bond with it!! Why don’t people talk about this more?

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I don’t get why people genuinely paint Ao’nung out to be such a villain (joking is funny tho, I do it too) like yes he left Lo’ak out in the middle of no where but he probably thought he could find his way back. That’s probably why he went to Neteyam to tell him like “hey I left ur baby bro out in the middle of no where and I thought he could get back but apparently not”. Like I don’t think he would willingly leave someone out there with no way of getting back, someone who has friends and family by the way! Yes he was a bully but he definitely doesn’t have it in him to indirectly kill someone? Also all this shit of “he knew an Akula was there!” I don’t think he would’ve left Lo’ak or even gone there in the first place if he knew an Akula was there. Plus he willingly went back with Tsireya, Neteyam, and Rotxo when Lo’ak bonded with Payakan so I don’t think it was Akula territory, probably just Lo’ak being unlucky.

Avatar fandom use critical thinking skills please!! For once that’s all I ask!

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Heyyy fic writters real quick!! I promise this won't take too long

Please remember the difference between AFAB reader and FEM reader!

AFAB: assigned female at birth.

FEM: obviously, female.

Tagging your fics with "afab reader" and then throwing a "she/her" or any feminine pronouns is WRONG, that's FEM reader.

Afab is an umbrella term that groups not only females but also trans, non-binary, intersex, etc. (It's literally just people who were born with a pussy)

FEM reader is the specification of gender your reader has, you're making it clear that the content of your fic is made for people who identify themselves as fem (or people who use she/her as pronouns)

PLEASE, I am on my knees hands up and begging. Tag. Your. Writings. Correctly.

As someone who is AFAB, it makes me so sad to be reading a fic that specifies that the reader is afab only to be slapped in the face with a "she/her" or "girl". Not only it is infuriating but it makes me feel invalidated about my own identity.

Ty for reading, sorry if this comes as rude (it really isn't my intention) but I just want to make sure yall know how to tag properly so no one has to deal with being blasted by the wrong pronouns.

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Rant about why Jake is not a good father!! (Like that’s news to anyone)

First he constantly puts responsibility on Neteyam to be the carer and guardian of his younger siblings, like that’s not his job it’s YOURS, YOU’RE the FATHER. And then when Neteyam instinctively tries to take responsibility for Lo’ak starting a fight, he gets shut down immediately. Like what do you want from him? Mixed signals I swear

And then of course we have to talk about how he treats Lo’ak. Lo’ak is obviously insecure about his extra finger and he feels outcast so he acts out and gets himself into trouble because of it but instead of trying to connect with and understand his son he just yells at him. And that scene were Lo’ak just already got into trouble for bonding with Payakan? Then he goes and roughly grabs him arm and drags him away? Not only was that probably humiliating but also I can imagine by the way Lo’ak was forced up, it hurt a bit. It’s quite obvious he has this resentment and almost fear towards his father. He gets into trouble and his first concern isn’t solving the situation or making things better but his first concern is that he’s going to get into trouble with his father. That’s not normal!

It’s also very obvious that Jake shows favouritism towards his daughters over his sons. I can imagine how hard it must be for Neteyam and Lo’ak. Jake never really shows any compassion towards his sons but he does his daughters. He puts all this pressure on his sons (especially Neteyam) to be strong warriors and protect their family, but he doesn’t tell his daughters to try and do their best or try their hardest for their family. Kiri is obviously going through a hard time so he comforts her and shows her understanding but when Lo’ak is going through a hard time, probably missing home and being bullied he doesn’t care, he doesn’t comfort him or show him any understanding

I really wish Jake in the next movie would take on a more compassionate role than just their protector

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I can’t stop thinking of Human reader listening to Mia Khalifa (yknow the song) and Neteyam over hearing the line “your kitty looks like a flat tire (ew) I bet that yo kitty real tired” and Neteyam just looks sad and asks “what happened to the cat? Is it ok 🙁?”

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I just KNOW Neytiri was disappointed when she didn’t get to kill Spider

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Autism going crazy rn

Can you imagine TLOU x Avatar?

That would be crazy

Na’vi infected? Fucking terrifying

It would probably be from someone on earth, gets put in Cryo and Cryo probably halts the spreading process. And then they accidentally scratch an avatar then the avatar goes out to visit the Na’vi and it just goes to shit after that

I love mixing my two favourite things together

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Boyfriend! Lo’ak headcanons

All under the cut

Rated E

Fucking menace holy shit

That rumor that guys are annoying when they like you it’s cause of him

Absolutely the worst before y’all started dating his great idea to getting your attention was being annoying

This in the end like most of his shenanigans back fires so bad it’s sad cause it just leads to you ignoring his ass and then he wants to act butthurt

“Why are you ignoring me? :(”

Eventually tho he does figure out that he has like court you properly with gifts and compliments and just being nice

Sucks ass at it tbh feel like he gives the worst compliments totally on accident

“Don’t worry I think it’s cute how bad you are at weaving.” Smiles dumbly at you “You think I’m bad at weaving???”

Once you’ve fallen for him tho it’s a wrap magically gets smooth as fuck it’s wild

Knows just what to say, how to act, everything

Def a level 10 clinger

Always with you doesn’t matter if your busy he’ll just sit there and watch you

So touchy like he always has a hand on ur waist, messaging ur shoulders, tail wrapping around ur leg

Despite his recklessness with his life he is the exact opposite about you

You wanna come on one of his adventures with him, nah. You decide to do something reckless without him knowing, fattest scolding known to man

Literally the exact copy of how his father can be sometimes

Don’t tell him that tho cause he will be butt hurt about it for ages

While he might be reckless with his life he'll never be reckless with yours so be ready to get told no A LOT

you wanna go with him on one of his adventures, no. You wanna go on one of your own, no. You wanna go hunting by yourself, nah.

So protective im telling you and with being protective comes, you guessed it, jealousy!

Most jealouse mf in the world im not gonna lie to you

Like he's so used to neteyam getting what he wants while he gets in trouble for shit that once he has something of his own he is not letting go

PDA king for the sole reason that he needs everyone to know they can't have you

Someone hitting on you, he's coming up to you and just enveloping your mouth in a kiss until said person walks away

Hungry kisser for sure. Kisses like he needs you to live and it never fails to leave you breathless

the type to have you pinned against a wall, or tree if we wanna be accurate, and still pull ypu in by the waist

Theres never gonna be a time where he doesn't follow your lips when you pull away

Hands are very much everywhere he can reach like its rare that kissing him doesn't lead to something more unless its a quick peck

Loves to just plant himself in front of you if your seating and demand that you play or do his hair

Falls asleep like that incredibly often

Snores im so sorry

Mf could shake down a house with his snores if he's really tired that day

Runs hot so dw about sharing blankets in bed

Downside is he does have sweaty hands like you gonna have to pull away sometimes to air dry

Sucks at cooking but still tries cause he wants to be romantic, he almost burns ur hut down and its decided he doesn't cook anymore

wants to be ur big strong man he will hold anything and everything for you, and then will burn red if you notice

"What would i do without you and your strength to help me gather things hmm? " "I-uh-i dunno." Pink as hell

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A lil appetizer for before I upload part 2 of my lo’ak series