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am i the only one who thinks the “waking [character] up with any type of sex” trope isn’t hot at all?

“but there’s consent if-” no. consent needs to be asked every single time, especially when the person is UNCONSCIOUS.

real consent is hotter so seek help bye.

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DONT SCROLL. Abeer needs us. Her baby is due in THE NEXT MONTH and SHE MALNOURISHED. Does this seem normal or okay to you? Don’t be desensitized so easily, please. She’s my friend stuck in Gaza and she doesn’t have flour. Flour now costs 500-1000 dollars and it’s too out of reach of Abeers family. She only has 8% of her go fund me goal and her pay pal is just as slow.

Imagine you child is crying in the back 24/7, screaming in pain because she’s hungry. Starving. Please please. I know you can do one dollar. Just one dollar. She needs to feed her children and safely evacuate. He baby needs food. Please just do a single dollar today. I hope I’m not asking for a lot. And if I am then please do all the buttons on the screen. Push the video out. Let it reach people. Someone may be able. I’m looking forward to seeing your humanity. Her links are in her bio @abeer19799 on instagram. My public instagram for these instructions if you can’t donate is @ayeayecaptainayesha. My TikTok is @ignorophobic_ . Just click all the buttons like comment nine words no emojis share copy link save. THANK YOU.

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Tbh I think Mikasa is quite shy and quiet, and pretty gentle. I think her dream would be to settle down and have a kid some day, but due to her environment and past trauma she’s always on high alert

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my favorite thing about the kaiser and isagi parallels is that isagi has always had the menace and ego inside of him, hence his strong mentality, and only formed his meek and shy personality in soccer due to the expectations of japanese soccer. meanwhile, kaiser’s ego had to be formed and created in a desperate situation, hence why his ego is so fragile.

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Literally. And rape too, like??

i find it very strange how incest and stepcest is very normalized on here…like??????

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Stop why are they literally the same character

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Hello \(^O^)/

can i make request about babydaddy bllk? (specifically sae my man🫦🫦🫦🥵🥵🔥🔥) plis? thank u, love u!

“𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲? 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲?”

a/n: i want a baby with isagi

ft. isagi yoichi, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, nagi seishiro, mikage reo, shidou ryusei, kaiser michael, bachira meguru, karasu tabito

isagi yoichi

isagi printed out a parenting checklist before the baby was even born. laminated it. color-coded it. 

but the second he saw his baby all swaddled up and blinking like a sleepy potato burrito? brain: gone. 

he cried. actual tears. like he just watched a world cup final. 

calls you “mama” now in the softest voice ever. “mamaaaa, guess who rolled over today??? he’s basically an olympian.” 

obsessed with milestones. he’s got a whole spreadsheet labeled “baby boy's stats 🍼🔥” 

but he’s also lowkey dumb about baby stuff like: “so uh… does the soft spot ever get… hard? do we water it?” 

keeps trying to teach the baby soccer, but ends up with a pacifier in his shoe. 

one time he fell asleep while burping him and you walked in on them both passed out upright on the couch like twin corpses. 

narrates diaper changes like a sports analyst: “... and he’s going in for the wipe– OH! a rogue kick to the chest!! what a move! daddy’s down!” 

his phone is 90% baby pictures. 10% baby videos. all with the caption “my reason 🥹❤️” 

itoshi rin

rin was fully ready to be a distant father at first. “i’ll provide. i don’t need to be all cuddly.” 

and then you placed your baby in his arms and she cooed and he just short-circuited. 

it was like watching the grinch’s heart grow three sizes. 

calls her “my girl” in the softest, lowest tone that could melt solid ice. 

constantly holding her like a bomb, but won’t let anyone else touch her. 

once got so mad at shidou for making her cry that you had to hold him back. 

reads her old european literature like a bedtime story. “you will grow up to be smarter than everyone. daddy will make sure.” 

if you catch him holding her while his forehead is pressed to hers and his eyes are closed? girl just marry him again. 

baby girl is the only one allowed to pull his hair and survive. she once drooled in his mouth and he just went: “guess we’re sharing fluids now. that’s fine.” 

itoshi sae

the man had your baby's name engraved into a cartier bracelet before you gave birth. 

pulled up to the maternity ward in sunglasses and said “is she cute yet?” 

was not prepared. she opened her eyes and he looked like he saw god. 

“oh. she’s expensive.” 

immediately takes 300 photos. hires a private photographer. commissions a painting. 

teaches her to ignore annoying people by giving them side-eye. “see that, princess? that’s called judgment. you’ll be great at it.” 

baby cries? sauntering over like: “let’s go buy you something to fix that.” 

sleeps with her lying directly on his chest like a designer accessory. refuses to move even if his arm goes numb. 

the type to whisper “daddy loves you more than anyone” while handing her a birkin rattle. 

if she doesn’t like a toy, he fires the toy manufacturer. 

nagi seishiro

this baby is attached to him like velcro. she’s in his hoodie. in his lap. on his head. 

once you turned around and found him asleep with the baby inside his shirt like a kangaroo pouch. 

naps together so much you start calling them "the nap twins." 

sings lullabies in a monotone voice, but somehow she loves it. 

“go to sleep… don’t cry… too much energy… daddy’s tired…” 

lets her chew on his hair and just goes, “guess she’s teething. that’s chill.” 

can play video games with one hand while cradling her in the other. 

she slapped him once and he said “valid.” 

if you try to take her during nap time, he just pulls her closer and goes “no. i need her warmth.” 

mikage reo

bought a baby rolex. “she can’t tell time yet, but she deserves luxury.” 

his baby bag has compartments for: wipes, diapers, and emergency gold bars. 

hired an interior designer for the nursery. baby has a chandelier. 

she sneezed once and he booked an appointment at the pediatrician, a private clinic, and a homeopath. 

constantly filming her like a vlogger. “hi guys, today baby mikage is eating puréed mango for the first time! say hi, princess!!” 

baby girl sneezes: “bless you, heiress of my heart.” 

choreographs her little dances and makes everyone clap. 

keeps getting you matching outfits like “family slay day!” 

secretly worries she’ll grow up and marry someone who isn’t rich enough. “i need to build a moat. maybe a baby bodyguard.” 

shidou ryusei

was banned from diaper duty at first because he kept yelling “SHE POOPED OUT A WHOLE GROWN MAN???” 

but then she gripped his pinky and he turned into a puppy. 

does backflips to make her laugh. if she cries, he starts barking. 

teaches her nonsense like “kick anyone who doesn’t give you snacks.” 

paints her nails bright pink and yells “SHE’S A PRINCESS, YOU GOT A PROBLEM?!” 

accidentally gave her a sip of juice laced with chili powder (he forgot it was his). cried harder than she did. 

tucks her in like: “sweet dreams, little menace. bite someone in your dreams for me.” 

calls you “hot mama” in front of the baby 24/7. 

secretly practices baby sign language so he can be her favorite parent. 

kaiser michael

refuses to call her “the baby.” only refers to her as “my heir.” 

makes her little crowns out of tinfoil. 

got matching custom jerseys that say “KAISER 1” and “KAISER 2.” 

tried to teach her german as a newborn like: “repeat after me: ich bin besser.” 

brags about how good her genes are like she’s a show dog. 

doesn’t let people hold her unless they “pass the vibe check.” 

if she so much as frowns, he goes into “who hurt you?? WHO DID THIS??” mode. 

took a video of her yawning and edited it with dramatic music and captions like “a queen awakens.” 

if you fall asleep with the baby? he tucks a blanket over both of you and whispers “my whole world.” 

bachira meguru

his baby is his sidekick. he calls him “bug” or “my gremlin.” 

built him a mini art studio with finger paint, sparkly glue, and glitter that will haunt your floors forever. 

they have their own handshake. it ends with both of them blowing raspberries. 

turns every stroller walk into an imaginary mission. “we are astronauts now. avoid the sidewalk cracks, those are lava.” 

sings to him like it’s a concert. “this one’s for my no-teeth king!” 

gets emotional when he smiles at him. “he chose me. i’m so special.” 

if he’s cranky? he draws a mustache on his face and says “sir? your mood, please.” 

the baby once fell asleep drooling on his face and he whispered, “art.” 

karasu tabito

baby strapped to his chest in a carrier? check. sunglasses on her face? check. dad swagger? activated. 

calls her “little homie.” 

teaches her fake vocabulary. “this is a snack. say it with me: schmackle.” 

carries her around the grocery store like a backpack and narrates everything in an announcer voice. 

uses baby socks as puppets to do stand-up comedy. 

if she drools on him, he’s like “she baptized me. i am born anew.” 

has a million nicknames for her: booger bean, stink nugget, boss baby, lil’ goblin. 

accidentally taught her to blow raspberries after every kiss. now she does it to everyone. 

will 100% defend her baby drama. 

“your baby stole her toy? that’s WAR, karen.” 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

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Something I’d like for people to consider when drawing AOT characters as realistic:

Stop giving them IPhone face! We need to remember that back then, they had limited dental hygiene, no Botox, no filler, no surgery to fix certain “flaws”. I saw someone draw Mikasa with IPhone face, false lashes, and an hourglass body. Let’s not forget that she’s a soldier, she won’t have that hourglass body, and she’ll look a lot more rugged. Of course she’d still be beautiful, it’s heavily implied that she’s canonically beautiful, but it would be something that would fit for that era a lot more, plus the standards for back then would’ve been very different! They wouldn’t have perfect teeth, they would unapologetically have body hair, and would look scarred, stressed, tired and timeless, as they are soldiers fighting all the time. They would have “flaws”.

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holding their babygirl for the first time.

sae , rin , yoichi , michael

read tokyo revengers version here.

itoshi sae

his shoulders relax as he finally sees her. his little natsu. he couldn't take his eyes off of her while she was in your arms. his gaze moved to you. "you alright?" he asks. you simply hum with a small nod. he sits besides, as you gently place your babygirl in his arms and you swear you saw a rare emotion on his face. the one where he's relaxed. calm. something only a papa looks after seeing his baby(if that makes sense.) "she's heavy," he says making you chuckle. "even the nurse said natsu is so chubby it's adorable." with that. he finally smiles. small and rare.

itoshi rin

rin walked in as if he was getting himself prepared for a battle T_T. he looked at his babygirl, then at you, "come closer rin," he walks over to you, the nurses already fangirling over the scene. "out," he declares. the nurses' smiles vanishes as the doc tells them to give you, rin, and sakura space. as they walk out, rin sits besides you, closer, he rests his head on your shoulder. "you ok?" he asks you. "more than ok." "let me hold her...please." so tenderly he takes her into his arms. "you ok?" he then asks his baby girl, "yeah you're ok."

isagi yoichi

he was a mess. literally, hair messy, shirt untucked as he waited for someone to come out and give him the good news. and when he hears it, he zooms in. there was his babygirl, wrapped in a pink cloth like shawarma laying on you. he exhales, a smile on his face, he steps closer to you, poking baby's chubby cheek, "yo-chan...wanna hold her?" "yes, baby, yes yes yes," he cradles her, "she's so small," he laughs under his breath, "hi yuki, im your papa. i love you," he turns to you, "i love you."

michael kaiser

"she's so tiny," was the first thing he said but don't think that's the first thing he observed. he kept staring at her really. the look in his eyes—full of love love love love love. like he'd never love anything more than you and his babygirl. after the room was empty except you three, he kissys your forehead, "i wanna hold her," he requests, his voice a whisper. he takes her in his arms so gently and even kissys her. but then she stirs, whining, almost crying which breaks his heart a little, "...did i scare her?" "it's not you, mihya. she loves you." "already?" "already." he gently rocks her, making her stop crying and calm down. "im gonna protect you, anne." he looks at you, a smile on his face, "both of you."

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what will you do, when your boyfriend is absolute cringe? — blue lock version

barou—lion king complex—shoei

cringe move: randomly picks you up in public like simba and announces, “behold. my queen.” loud. no context. just roars.

secondhand embarrassment level: 10/10. you once made eye contact with a mom at the market while he was flexing and roaring and you wanted to melt into the floor.

barou (2:17am):

i just had a dream you were being attacked by wolves so i ripped my shirt off and fought them with a flaming sword. you woke up in my arms and said i was your lion.

😭😭😭 like sir?? go back to sleep

chigiri—tik tok princess energy—hyoma

cringe move: makes couple tiktoks with sparkly filters and romantic quotes like, “i ran fast, but i ran into her heart.”

secondhand embarrassment level: 8/10. you caught rin watching one once with dead eyes. you’re still haunted.

chigiri (10:33pm):

when i run, the wind reminds me of your laugh. soft. powerful. beautiful. also i bought you a pink water bottle. stay hydrated, my rose petal 🌸

you opened this in front of rin and had to fake a cough to hide your scream 😩

isagi—the nickname guy—yoichi

cringe move: gives you a disgusting, over-the-top pet name like ‘snuggle nugget’ or ‘goalie of my heart’ and uses it in front of bachira and rin.

secondhand embarrassment level: 9/10. the team refuses to let it go. you’re ‘snuggle nugget’ in the group chat now.

isagi (1:44pm):

just thinking how if you were a striker, you’d already have a red card. for stealing my heart ❤️⚽️🥺should i post that with the pic of us from yesterday??

no yoichi. please. i beg you not to. ☹️

bachira—the pda monster—meguru

cringe move: makes out with you at the vending machine, then turns around with your lipgloss still on him and says, “we’re in love, guys!!” to confused strangers.

secondhand embarrassment level: 12/10. security at the mall asked you to “tone it down.”

bachira (3:09am):

hehe i just imagined what our babies would look like if we were lego characters 😍🧱 anyway love you forever you little sparkle goblin 💖

you little sparkle goblin?????? 😃

nagi—clingy cat mode—seishiro

cringe move: falls asleep on your lap everywhere—the bench, bus stop, museum floor—and whines when you try to move. “you’re comfy. stop ruining it.”

secondhand embarrassment level: 7/10. it was cute the first time. not when he full-body sprawled on you during your aunt’s wedding.

nagi (12:00pm):

can u come over and sit on me. like furniture. like ur my emotional bean bag. i won’t move. just sit. i like when you squish me.

not even a ‘hi’. just that. 👍🏽

michael—jealous popstar vibes—kaiser

cringe move: posts you on his story with aggressively territorial captions like ‘mine 🔪’ and responds to any male comments with ‘back off. she’s taken by a king.’

secondhand embarrassment level: 10/10. his fans now call you “kaiser’s property.” you didn’t even sign up for this.

kaiser (9:02am):

if a man breathes near you today, tell him your last name is kaiser now. i already changed it in my contacts. don’t argue. 😘🔒

he followed up with a selfie captioned ‘your man > everyone’ 🙂

kunigami—the dad joker—rensuke

cringe move: tells horrible pun pick-up lines in public like “are you a red card? because i’d get sent off for falling for you.” then does finger guns.

secondhand embarrassment level: 8/10. you laughed once. he’ll never let it go.

kunigami (6:45pm):

i was at the grocery store and saw cookies so i thought of you. sweet. soft. also crumbles under pressure 🥰❤️ …wait that came out wrong.

you know he’s earnest and you’re still embarrassed 😭

shidou—sexual nuisance—ryusei

cringe move: licks your cheek and says “i marked you” in front of the team. says “that’s my girl” anytime someone breathes near you.

secondhand embarrassment level: 100/10. you had to ban him from speaking in restaurants.

shidou (11:59pm):

i saw a squirrel today and it reminded me of you. fast, cute, chaotic. also i wanna raw you behind a tree.

he repeated that later. out loud. with no shame. 🥲

rin—unintentional but painful—itoshi

cringe move: tries to act cool around you but ends up saying things like “you smell good. like… not in a weird way. like… in a normal human hygiene way.” then walks into a pole.

secondhand embarrassment level: 9/10. the poor baby thinks he’s being slick.

rin (10:12am):

good morning. you looked… good… in my dream. like… fine. like… not inappropriate. just… appropriately attractive. i’ll shut up now.

he deleted the message 3 seconds later. you screenshot it. you re-read it when you need serotonin 🥰

sae—dry but deadly—itoshi

cringe move: flirts in the driest, most monotone voice ever. says things like “i guess you’re tolerable. wanna kiss?” while holding your hand like it’s a business transaction.

secondhand embarrassment level: 7/10. somehow that one girl from your gym heard and swooned. you had to pretend you didn’t know him for an hour.

sae (3:03pm):

don’t talk to other people. i don’t like it. also i had a dream i turned into your hoodie. i liked it. that’s all.

you stared at the wall for 7 minutes after that one 🤨

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AOT Beach/Summer Headcannons

I live in a place that is so hot you can basically swim all year long. So I bring you beach/beach vacation/swimming brainrot. You’re welcome. One suggestive entry for each person marked with an * +fem reader

Levi, Mikasa, Hange, Armin, Eren, Annie, Erwin, Reiner

Mikasa:

- doesn’t want you to wear a bikini

-will most likely wear one herself ??

-two hour timer to reapply sunscreen (same)

-lets you borrow her sun hat

-carries the big ass beach tote for you

+ the lunch bag

+ the water

-she also made the food

-starts a splash fight in the ocean so she can see you laugh

-also she almost dies laughing when you get scared of seaweed touching you

-“what if it’s a sea monster!? you would just let it kill me!?”

*brings jasmine and coconut candles for a bath together back at the hotel ;))

Reiner:

-definitely throws you in the pool to piss you off (I hate this shit)

-you tell him good luck catching a murder charge because you’re not swimming back up

-hopes you wear a bikini

-will get a sunburn

-prob drinks beer all day (pls don’t do this you will pass out)

-takes midday naps with you back at the hotel

-ac has to be set at 65 degrees

-lots of cuddles in the chilly air and fresh sheets

*def tries to bang you in the hot tub

Eren:

-is also a pool tosser but he jumps in with you so it’s more fun

-pool volleyball champion

-cannonballs

-gets you to make a whirlpool with him (love doing this)

-also gets a sunburn

-lets you put aloe on him but has an attitude about it

-helps you put your hair in a braid so it doesn’t get all tore up

*constantly tries to untie your bikini top + bottoms while you swim (hott sorry)

Hange:

-gets drunk on fancy tropical drinks

-the kind with mini umbrellas

-puts said umbrellas behind your ear

-tells you “you look sooo prettyy”

-would suggest playing mermaids

-karaoke at the bar

-maxi dress + messy updo for dinner

-gets enough sun to make their cheeks pink

-lowkey a beach goddess

*can’t keep their hands off you when you smell like coconut after sun lotion

Armin:

-will probably join you to play mermaids

-brings a whole ass picnic to the beach

-all the fixings

-let’s you put sunscreen on his face + back

-gets tickled when you touch his back

(so cuteee)

-likes to sit under an umbrella to people watch

-“I think that couple over there is fighting look” ->

-takes lots of pretty pictures of you under the palm trees

*lets just say he was realllyyy excited to see you in your bathing suit and had a hard time hiding it

Annie:

-probably forces you to wear a cover up lmao

-she gets shy when she sees you like that

-wears a long sleeve bathing suit

-also wears a big floppy sun hat

-lowkey a beach reader but reads something super serious

-“what’s ‘light beach reading’?”

-really appreciates that you packed a lunch

-you made cucumber sandwiches her fave <3

-her hair gets beautiful waves from the salty air (I’m jealous)

*def showers with you to “help wash off the sand” and yk other for other reasons too ;)

Erwin:

-special vacation button downs

-dork

-let’s you get super drunk off piña colada’s

-keeps you safe

-late night beach walks

-fancy dinner reservations

-wears those stupid fisherman sunglasses iykyk

-you’re kinda embarrassed by his sunglasses lmao

*would pull you into his lap while you sit to take a break walking the beach for a make out sesh

“Shhh it’s okay, it’s okay, no one can see us”

people can def see. he knows that. oops

Levi:

-def wears a shirt to swim

-honestly would probably skip the beach

-sand makes him feel dirty

-would find it really sweet and silly if you wanted to play mermaids

-you’re gonna be playing alone tho

-allows himself to sleep in late at the hotel

-also sleeps with the ac down low so he has a reason to cuddle you extra close

-kinda pissed he missed hotel breakfast tho

-lowkey fantasies about you being a siren

-maybe indulges in a night pool swim

*said swim turns into to kissing + heavy petting but stops before it gets crazy cause he’s embarrassed to get caught

I hope you enjoyed this! Kinda random and silly. Kinda put together quickly but it brought me joy <3 - K

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→ that's not my name ⋅˚₊‧ 𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅

synopsis. ꨄ︎ calling your bllk bf by his last name as a prank through text (you're just a silly lil gal)

featuring. ꨄ︎ fem!reader x sae, kaiser, otoya, karasu, bachira, reo, nagi, yukimiya, rin, aiku, isagi, ness, shidou, barou, kurona (separate)

includes. ꨄ︎ established relationship, crack, fluff, kaiser being a bitch (what's new), suggestive (slightly in sae's, kaiser, otoya, slightly in karasu's, slightly in aiku's), straight NSFW in shidou's, !!!SEWERSLIDE JOKES IN AIKU'S!!!, pet names, not proofread

notes. ꨄ︎ sorry for making some of these convos short, guys, i just wanted to include more characters <3 + changed ness and aiku's names because i did NOT realize ness and oliver were their surnames, added some personal emojis for certain characters (isagi -> puzzle pc, ness -> magic wand), and changed nagi's pic. i'll probably change some pics and add some emojis too

♪ track. ꨄ︎ n/a

end notes. ꨄ︎ i'm so sorry guys if i butchered kurona's </3

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tags. ꨄ︎ @idexmids

bllk masterlist | general masterlist

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i wish tumblr had a „save" option. similar to instagram or pinterest so i can make cute little folders of my favorite fics/posts

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Features I think each AOT character has:

Eren:

Straight slim nose, thick dark and lower-set brows, chiseled face, long thick dark lashes, long eyes? Idk how to explain it, like not big eyes but they’re long, I guess whatever “siren eyes” are (but I don’t wanna call them siren eyes), basically he could be a looks-maxxer

Armin:

Button nose (a bit wider at the front but not super wide), medium length blonde lashes, medium thickness dirty blond eyebrows that are softly shaped, roundish face, naturally red nose, small-ish almond eyes, cupids bow, pretty boy

Mikasa:

Moles, her nose isn’t a set type more like a mix between a flat nose and a button nose (tall-ish), super dark brown eyes, thin arched brows, thick hair, short eyelashes, heart shaped lips (full), oval face, double eyelids, dark circles

Jean:

Longer face, straight nose, I dunno how to explain his lips but yknow Zayne from love and deep space? Yeah he has his lips, small upturned eyes, thick dirty blonde eyebrows, freckles but they’re so faint he’d have to point them out for anyone to notice them

Connie:

Big eyes, chiseled cheeks, stronger jawline, full lips, corners of his mouth are upturned, straight nose but it’s a bit bigger, eye-bags

Sasha:

Button nose, thin lips, almond eyes, high cheekbones, freckles

Levi:

Rami Malek, he looks like Rami Malek

Erwin:

Chris Evans

Hange:

Roman nose, thin lips, big eyes, bit of a long chin, thick eyebrows, moles and freckles, missing back tooth and a snaggle tooth, scars and burns on hands from experiments

Christa:

Ella Purnell (mostly thinking of her in Yellowjackets as Jackie)

Ymir:

Freckles, button nose, medium sized lips, slim face, long neck, almond eyes

Porco:

More of a bulbous upturned nose, thick dark brows, same eyes as Eren, freckles, full lips, strong jawline, wide-set eyes

Pieck:

Big downturned/sad eyes, long dark lashes, dark circles under eyes, cupids bow, oval shaped face, Roman nose

Bertholdt:

Hooked nose, thinner lips, soft almond eyes with dark circles, longer face, long neck, basically just one big wet pathetic looking tree (in the best way possible)

Reiner:

Strong jawline, chiseled cheeks, hawk nose, medium sized lips, small eyes, thick dark brows

Marco:

Long square face, soft eyes, Roman nose, medium lips, freckles (obviously)

Annie:

Roman nose, thin lips, downturned eyes, oval shaped face, broad shoulders

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CAN I PLSSS HAVE BACHIRA MEGURU X READER W AUTISM!! THANK YOU!!

🌺:- hi! so i made this after a 15 minute google search about autism because im not very well educated on the topic, so if there is anything i did that was offensive or wrong, please dont hesitate to tell me! thank you for requesting and have a nice day <3

warnings:- fluff, autistic! reader, mentions of meltdowns, mentions of overstimulation

pairing:- bachira meguru x autistic!reader

☆ bachira doesn't just accept your autism, he makes you feel good about it

“What do you mean you think you're ‘too much’ for people? You're like a limited edition holographic Pokémon card. Everyone else is just… there.”

☆ if you get nonverbal at times? no problem, he starts learning your facial expressions like a second language and invents the Bachira Visual Communication System™ (which is 80% doodling and 20% distraction through interpretive dance)

☆ if you like to info dump about your interests, he listens like he's watching the finale of his favorite anime.

“So the goblin shark can unhinge its jaw—”

“LIKE AN ACTUAL NIGHTMARE KING? JJK CURSED SPIRIT TYPE?? Do you think we can adopt one?!”

☆ he starts buying you gifts based on your interests, but poorly. like a knock off frog plush named ‘Jeremy the Swamp Lad’ he found at a gas station and insists is your emotional support son now.

☆ you once had a meltdown after a long day. the lights were too bright, the world was just too loud.

☆ you tried to hold it in till you got home. bachira didnt push you. he just turned off the overhead lights, put a weighted blanket on your lap and gave you a juice box.

“You know,” he whispered, lying next to you. “You can be the uncensored version around me. I don't mind, I love all kinds of you.”

☆ he'll hug you and Jeremy till you calm down. (if you want)

☆ you once got overwhelmed at a grocery store and he made it his mission to keep you safe and entertained.

“Okay, babe, I'm running distraction. I'm gonna start meowing in aisle 3. You get the oatmilk and GO.”

☆ he even got matching cute noises canceling headphones for the two of you decorated with stickers by yours truly. and a sticker of your son, Jeremy, too.

☆ you two dont have traditional dates. he just asks you what feels right. sometimes that'll be watching a movie, sometimes it'll be walking laps around the block at 2 am, info dumping about constellations and dribbling techniques like its life or death.

☆ bachira is your #1 fan. he'll always be enchanted with the way your brain works

☆ he WILL fight anyone who shames you for it

☆ he WILL NOT stop you from lining up your snacks by color

☆ he definitely thinks youre the coolest person on the planet

☆ so even if you meltdown, wear the same hoodie for three days or not make eye contact, he'll still look at you as if you hung the stars

masterlist

[wjehfshs]

experiencing romantic jealousy over a fictional character has gotta be one of the most painful, humiliating feelings ever. esp when they’re commonly shipped with someone else or in a canon pairing. the pain in your stomach nd the way your heart hurts. sometimes you feel like you could actually cry. like actual dread 💔

and then the wave of anxiety & shame hits because you know damn well it's not normal. but because you're so ashamed you feel like you have no one to talk abt it with. i genuinely wonder if i'm normal or well sometimes

[wjehfshs]

First Word

Yoichi Isagi x Reader

Content: Your baby says her first word…

[571 words]

      You and Isagi had been parents for eight long, sticky, chaotic months. Eight months of endless crying, sleepless nights, spit-up in your hair, and more diapers than either of you thought humanly possible. And somehow, it was all worth it for this squishy, babbling little human who had taken over your hearts (and your entire apartment).

      It was nearing 1 a.m., and your daughter still refused to sleep. Isagi was at late-night training, so it was just you, the baby, and the pit of exhaustion yawning inside your soul. You’d tried everything. Lullabies, rocking, her favorite squeaky lion, even gently bouncing her in front of the fridge light like it was a rave. She just laughed. This baby had energy. You, however, did not.

      “Fuck,” you muttered with a heavy yawn, rubbing your eyes.

      "Fuck," she parroted back in her sweet little coo.

      You froze. No. No way. Surely, she just said “fa” or “fuh”—babble. Right?

      “Sweetheart, no,” you gasped, rushing to her side like you could stuff the word back in her mouth. “Say mama! Or dada! Or Chipotle! Anything else!”

      “Fuck!” she chirped proudly, flailing her arms like she’d unlocked a new level in life. You stared at her, horrified. Oh my god. You had one job. One job.

      “Okay,” you whispered to yourself, pacing. “We’re gonna fix this. We’re gonna…we’re gonna frame Yoichi. Yeah. It was him. Totally him.”

      A plan formed in your overtired brain, and you fell asleep with a guilty conscience and a solid alibi.

      Isagi came home a little after 2 a.m., sweaty and yawning, but smiling as he tiptoed into the room. He paused at the crib, where your daughter was finally asleep. You were sprawled on the bed, out cold.

      “My girls,” he whispered fondly, kissing your head before slipping under the blanket.

      Morning came too soon. The baby woke up first, stretching in her crib with a high-pitched squeal. Isagi scooped her up, grinning.

      “Morning, pumpkin. Did you sleep well?” he cooed, settling onto the couch with her on his chest. He opened his phone, scrolling mindlessly through social media. A photo of Kaiser smirking obnoxiously filled the screen.

      “Ugh, fucking clown,” he muttered under his breath.

      And then, his child, his sweet, innocent child, looked him dead in the eye and said “Fuck!”

      Isagi choked.

      “W-What?! No! Bad word! BAD WORD!”

      “Fuck! Fuck!” she giggled, delighted.

      Panic. Pure panic. She was laughing. Laughing! Was this fun for her?!

      “Oh god. Your mom’s gonna kill me. She’s gonna kill me. Maybe if I tell her you heard it on TV. Or maybe Bachira said it when he came over that one time—”

      You emerged from the bedroom, groggy but smug, already sipping coffee like you hadn’t heard a thing. Isagi sat frozen on the couch, baby on his chest, her little fingers in his hair.

      “Hey, love! How’d you sleep?” he asked nervously.

      “Lovely, you?” You blinked innocently.

      “Oh, you know,” He laughed but you just stared at him.

      “Our child has said her first word and it was a profanity,” he hissed, glancing at your daughter like she was a tiny criminal.

      You gasped dramatically. “Yoichi! You corrupted our daughter?!”

      “Wait, no, I swear—!”

      “Unbelievable,” you sighed, picking her up. She immediately snuggled into your neck and whispered “Fuck.”

      You bit your lip to hide the laugh. Isagi, on the other hand, looked like he might cry.