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Back in 1066 if you were out of cash you could just go to a castle by the sea and pretend to have washed up and say to the lady when she finds you in the morning “verily was my vessel thrashed uponne y rockes, and was I threwn theroute, and nighly drownèd, but spied I a maiden seated on a cresting waive, and she spoke unto me thus, Thou shalt upon a new land happen, and the Ladie who ruleth there will do good unto thee, and robeth thou in the coloures of her house, and take thy hand in marriage upon y dethe of her Lord, and then that sea-maid sung an a daulphin issued me from y tempest to this gentle cove” and she would just believe you. And then when her husband died the next day of “stomach upset” she would marry you and you’d be fine. It happened so often

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Remember just scrolling down your dash and seeing random nudes? Those were the days

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Maybe gamers should stop caring about BOTW (breath of the wild) and should start focusing on BOTW (breast of the women)

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anyone else learn to write in tolkien's elvish script when they were like 12, proceed to write 2+ years of diary entries in it and then almost entirely forget how to re-translate them? becos uhhh

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two amazing trailers released today 💞🕷🕸

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Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

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a wild fearne appears

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hi bitches lol am i back for a long time or just cause i’m bored in a meeting? we’ll see !

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Ain't that the critical role character

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follow me on twitter @rosydruid

im actually active there

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hey lmao follow me on twitter

@rosydruid I do things on there 

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hey lmao follow me on twitter

@rosydruid I do things on there 

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Edward:*opens mouth* Jacob: Shut up colonizer

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pharmercy+punbearable

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damb chemicalés……………..

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me, deeply closeted at age 12 n trying to be straight, every time i saw someone’s cleavage