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Ok so basically if you are told to go shit your pants and you don't have either shorts or pants on, the nearest person that does have those things on will automatically shit their pants, this will be the American weapon against aliens.
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I have just eaten an entire bag of lettuce with my cheddar Chex mix and it was amazing, everyone should definitely try plain iceberg lettuce sherd or non-shreded or something I forgot...
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Does this hurt people?
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Hey do you ever just eat a bunch of lettuce from a big bowl of it with cheddar Chex mix thinking about how to tell your christian family you're gay and have converted to atheism...
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Hey does anyone ever get that feeling of forgetting where you put your phone then immediately going to the fridge to check if you some how put it in there while scavenging for the last couple pieces of food in the house?
(P.S. I am very stupid and forgot how to use commas because it's 2:55 am and I just woke up about a hour ago.)
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