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The best alternative to Google that I’ve found is Ecosia, and the differences are insane.

Google, based in America, (1) collects user data for ads, search results, and shares it with advertisers (2) engages in lobbying and has made political donations to Trump (3) has been involved in controversies & criticism related to data privacy, government surveillance, and partnerships with fossil fuel companies.

Ecosia, based in Europe (1) does not sell user data to advertisers (2) is an ethical search engine and uses its profits for tree-planting, reforestation, and environmental projects rather than political groups (3) claims searches actually result in negative COz emissions, removing more carbon than they produce

You can use Ecosia as an app or browser for free, with the same search results as other engines. It’s important to be intentional about where you consume information, especially in a time when censorship and historical erasure are rising under Trump’s administration. Not only this, but he signed executive orders like expanding logging on 280 million acres of national forests, threatening habitats and increasing wildfire risks. Even if Google didn’t donate to Trump, it still harms the environment through its energy-hungry data centers, rapid device production fueling the e-waste crisis, and reliance on minerals tied to environmental damage and human rights abuses. Ecosia, on the other hand, offers a more ethical alternative.

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So many siffrins today I'm tired sorry for the spam

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Milk

I am going on hiatus im back

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Shout out to corrupt politicians !!!!

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NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

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pokecenter architecture :) which one’s your favorite?

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part 2 of Gnome Scientist AU, because I had more thoughts

So most people seem to think that Stanley would still pretend to be Ford in-person, and that is definitely on-brand, but please consider:

Stan chokes the first time someone thinks he's Ford and accidentally denies it instead of going along.

He can't exactly live as Stanley though (because Stanley's a wanted criminal in most of the country...also he's dead, Stanley has held the fake funeral at this point, he can't go back), thus forcing him to create a "long lost cousin" that happened to be interested in the sciences and ended up as Ford's research assistant despite not having any proper credentials (nepotism, am i right?)

Here's how it plays out in my head:

???: so, you're the great Stanford Pines?

Stanley: no no, I'm Stan-*realizing he's just fucked up*...iel. Staniel Pines, his...cousin...

Stanley, internally: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck that's the worst fake name I've come up with so far.

???, oblivious: Wow, the Pines family must really like the name "Stan"

So Stanley Staniel explains that he writes the papers for Ford so that the workaholic scientist can spend more time in the field, thus why no one ever seems to catch him at the shack.

So, not only is Ford going to be known in the scientific community as "the guy who discovered gnomes", he's also basically become a local cryptid, with people gossiping about what he might be studying and claiming to have seen him in different parts of town (really it was just Stan doing some light field research to flesh out some parts of Ford's report).

That being said, there are definitely people that know he's not Ford or "Staniel"

Obviously Shermie and Caryn would recognize Stanley, but they don't know about the portal so they probably just don't bring it up because they think Stan will make himself disappear on purpose if he gets caught. (this is also technically my theory on why they would think he's Ford in canon; like they know its him, he's missing 2 middle fingers, but nobody's willing to risk calling him out on it)

I can also imagine Fiddleford eventually reading one of the papers Stanley got published and try to confront Stan about them...either because

He's angry at Ford for publishing evidence of the supernatural (since at this point he's formed the Society of the Blind Eye and letting everyone know that Gnomes are real is kinda the exact opposite of what his cult's about)

Stanley didn't know who Fiddleford was and wouldn't have been able to properly credit him on any of the published findings. (Don't get me wrong, Fiddleford isn't exactly a gloryhog, but he's definitely dragged Ford out of enough deadly situations that he should at least get some kind of recognition.)

He's a little miffed at how quickly Ford replaced him with a new assistant and just wants to give him a piece of his mind.

Also them meeting would allow Stan to explain the portal incident with someone that could (with a bit of convincing) reasonably help him in speeding up the repair process, so that maybe Ford doesn't have to wait 3 decades to get home.

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first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

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the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame

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Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world

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FUCKING 12 DOLLARS?????

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i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision