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Human Husbandry Guide For Vampires

A guide on how to take care of your human friends, lover, and minions for vampires that are out of touch with humanity. (Disclaimer: this is not a hunting guide, this is for humans you intend to keep alive and healthy. See our companion book for hunting humans.)

Humans will not disintegrate in sunlight, and can be used for errands during the daytime. However their skin can still take damage on especially sunny days. Make sure they wear the proper protection cream if needed.

Humans can not be sustained on blood, and have much more varied diets than us. Most can forage for food themselves, but make sure to keep at least a little human food in your lair. (Note: human food can expire, canned foods, dried foods, and honey are recommended for long term storage)

Humans must bathe regularly to keep healthy and clean. Most can handle this themselves if given the proper facilities, but some might need reminders or persuasion if in a poor emotional state. Try to refrain from using hypnosis unless absolutely necessary to keep the humans trust.

Humans are much more delicate than us, and can not reliably survive long falls or extreme force. Refrain from doing anything too dangerous with your humans unless you're a skilled necromancer.

Humans can only lose about 14% of their blood before their health declines. Make sure not to feed on them for too long or else they will require a transfusion. Space out your feedings to every few days and help them recover afterwards. (Note: it is recommended that you either feed on multiple humans or drain one that is not yours between feedings to keep yourself well feed)

Most humans do not react well to death and gore even if they understand the nature of vampires. Make sure to keep your humans out of the room when you drain someone and dispose of the leftovers, unless they have stated they are comfortable with it.

Humans are social creatures that cannot withstand decades of solitude like us. Even the most independent of humans will require a little bit of affirmation. Make sure to regularly converse with your humans and tell them how much you care about them if they seem unhappy. It is also encouraged to keep at least two humans to keep them from getting lonely.

Humans might also require physical affection depending on the nature of your relationship. A human you're romantically involved with will usually respond very positively to cuddling and romantic affection. A human you're friends with might also respond well to physical affection but make sure to learn what they're comfortable with.

Humans can be easily seduced by the allure of vamprism. Ones you have only recently met might already offer themselves as potential blood dolls or fledglings. Make sure to throughly explain the ramifications of these decisions and state your boundaries, in order to prevent future emotional turmoil.

Humans do not have long lifespans, living to around 100 years if not killed. Prepare yourself for the emotional toll of losing a human you're attached to, as not every human will agree to be eventually turned or resurrected as an undead creature. Respect their wishes on this in order to prevent drama or vendettas being formed against you.

Turning a human is a huge commitment you will need to make sure you're prepared for. A fledgling will need a lot of guidance and reassurance once turned, and usually will go through some existential phases. Most won't be ready to be independent until about a decade, but will usually keep in touch if they don't stay with you. (See our Empty Coffin Syndrome book if you struggle with this phase)

Thank you for reading this excerpt, and congratulations on obtaining your human companion. Humans can improve the mental well-being of their vampiric companions and help them with their dark bidding if needed, even against their own kind. Plenty of humans will willingly betray their fellow man in return for vampiric companionship, and possibly make good potential fledglings. Our full book can be found at any cursed bookstore or dark library you can find, or that will find you.

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Farewell online privacy

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Oh my gosh. I just found this website that walks you though creating a believable society. It breaks each facet down into individual questions and makes it so simple! It seems really helpful for worldbuilding!

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At first, I wanted to find out what could be different about Jim and Duxie's drawing. Well, as you can see, I didn't really succeed (Probably Jim, if anything, will just be a half-troll).

Сначала я хотела найти что может отличать в рисунку Джима и Дукси. Ну как видите у меня не особо получилось (Вероятно Джим если что просто будет полутроллем).

Then I wanted to draw Jim in armor (He should have a tail!) The first one is the same as in the show, and I wanted to make the second one more mobile. Actually, I thought, "If only changeling Jim wore armor (not daylight) that's what it would look like?" I think, if he were a changeling, he wouldn't be wearing armor at all. None of them are wearing them (although our sample is really not large, but Namura is definitely a fighter)

потом мне захотелось нарисовать Джима в броне (У него должен быть хвост!) Первая токая же как в шоу, а вторую я хотела сделать более подвижной. Вообще я подумала "Если бы плдменыш-Джим носил броню (не дневной свет) то как бы это выглядело." А вообще будь он подменышем, он бы вообще не носил броню. Никто из них не носит (хотя выборка у нас и правда не большая, но Намура точно боец)

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chat this is my side blog go look at it if you like toa please :3

Name: Atlas Strickler

Species: Changeling

Alternate version of James Lake Jr.

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Oh would you look at that

Chat

Maybe instead of having a random blogspot

I should make a tumblr for the book I started writing

Or maybe just one for the fan fiction im writing right now

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Chat if I get one note I'll do it

Chat

Maybe instead of having a random blogspot

I should make a tumblr for the book I started writing

Or maybe just one for the fan fiction im writing right now

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Chat

Maybe instead of having a random blogspot

I should make a tumblr for the book I started writing

Or maybe just one for the fan fiction im writing right now

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MUAHAHAHAH

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Like a pancake or between a girl's thighs?

I want to be flattened

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Are you the actual narcissist cookbook?

I am, hello! and I read your followup message as well, thank you 💜

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THIS IS YOUR SIGN

Medications are BEAUTIFUL

I know media always wants to portray mentally ill people desperate wanting to get off their meds / being """"different"""" (with a very negative connotation, implying they have become more boring, less unique, and have significantly departed from the way they were in a bad way) after starting meds

And this is... bullshit????

I started meds a few months ago, and right now I feel better than I have in *years*

Things I didn't even know weren't normal are significantly more manageable

I *love* my meds

I love taking them

I'm so happy I went through the (more difficult than it should have been, though that's a whole different rant) process of getting them

And this isn't just a me thing

I know a lot of people who are much happier with their meds than they were without

So, if you're procrastinating on taking your meds right now, or if you're considering self-sabotaging by not taking them, get up and take them with me, please, okay?

Ready?

One, two, three!

There we go!

Good job, I'm so proud of you

Have a great day! ♡

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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

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I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

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So... turns out I do have ADHD-

I don't think anyone talks about ADHD meltdowns enough.

I get them 9/10 times when I try to do homework.

It's not just crying because I do that every time I get frustrated with work and that's quite often.

It's not just accepting defeat and being angry with yourself because I do that a lot too.

It's breaking down sobbing, bending over and hugging yourself as snapping at anybody who tries to get you to continue working.

It's repeating I can't I can't over and over and feeling so ashamed whilst you're doing it.

It's feeling so angry with yourself because you know you can do the work you just can't do it like this and you're taking out your anger on other people.

It's other people trying to be helpful by saying that you can do it and there isn't much left so we have to crack on but that only makes you more frustrated.

Because they don't understand.

You want to.

But you just can't.

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Will keep in mind for Cory

tips to caring for littles who suffer from:

emotional dysregulation, hyper empathy,

and harsh moodswings !!

• develop grounding techniques to bring your little back to earth when they spiral. (breathing exercises, hand squeezing, observation games, etc.)

• remind them that what they're feeling is only big right now, and will pass.

• offer reassurance and spend time with them. Do not get angry if your little is easily upset or agitated.

• if the source of the moodswing or dysregulation is removable, try to get your little or the cause away from the other.

• find distractions to help your baby cope. (tv, games, toys, coloring, etc.)

• offer to talk with them about their big feelings and / or listen.

• if they're comfortable with it, take over bigger tasks and set down rules to prevent harm. (Ex: earlier bedtimes, no exceptions.)

• show love towards your little, and communicate your feelings aswell.

• encourage your little to be open about their moodswings the moment they have them. Preventing further damage or fear for both parties.

• if your little is experiencing hyper empathy towards another party, assure them they're a good person for feeling on the other's behalf, but remind them that they're their own person.

• if your little is neglecting themselves for others, step in and stop them from doing so if safe.

As someone who experiences big emotions very quickly, and has symptoms of hyper empathy as well as bpd. I have a hard time distinguishing my emotions, I hope this post helps others like me ^^ feel free to add your own tips on!

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Happy Valentine's Day guys, here are some drawings that you can dedicate to your loved one, your friend or to yourselves!! You deserve it!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞💖💕💖✨️