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as the mom friend I can confirm this is what happens when I leave my idiots alone
No, Alex is not the mom friend. He may be anxious, but he still does stupid things.
Y'know who the mom friend of Sunset Curve was? Bobby. Wanna know how I know? He leaves them alone for half an hour and they go out and DIE.
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reggie finds out about being able to order personalised items on express shipping and julie comes home from school one day to find reggie wearing a molina family shirt (ray, julie, carlos and a photoshopped floating orb), socks printed with julie’s face all over, and a mug - which he can’t drink from - which reveals the name ‘ray molina�� when filled with boiling water
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my desperate want for online friends/parental units/siblings/anything vs my inability to be consistent, my fear of failure, me not understanding discord, and ✨trauma✨
#this got sad#it was meant to be funny heehoo#but its sad now#uhh hiw tag#shitpost#depressing shit#potentially triggering
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Alive au where all the kids keep visiting Ray at work, sometimes in groups and sometimes individually, and all the people he works with are confused as hell coz someone says he has two kids but others say he has up to twelve and Ray never gives a straight answer
#ray just has a gaggle of teens following him at every given moment#he gets enough bouquets for an entire lacrosse team every time there's a school game and people at the flower shop know his full namr#and each employee at said flower shop knows at least half of the lacrosse teams names#ray becomes something of a cryptid at the flower shop#'so this dudes gonna come in here and ask for like 25 bouquets we have an entire room for them its labeled how many kids does he have'#'oh and when the middle aged man comes again and asks for just four bouquets ask him about Willie and Alex and he shouldn't notice#that we keep mispelling Luke we jsut eanted to see hiw long we could get away with it'#what the fuck happened#what have i done#why did this become a whole thing
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All I want from season 2 is a moment where Willie's at one of jatp's concerts and nobody else can can see them, so Alex winks at him during a solo and the crowd goes absolutely wild thinking he's being flirty
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incorrect kocu quotes, pt. 2
Ryan: People ask me how I manage to keep my children in order-
Ryan: I don't. This morning Nick called me from the living room and when I walked in Eliza shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
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incorrect kenny ortega cinematic universe (kocu) quotes, pt. 1
Julie: Why is your dad always doing the laundry so loudly?
Nick: So everyone knows that no one helps in this house
Ryan, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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Possessed Nick: Ugh. Why can't you two just shut up??
Chad:
Ryan:
Chad: It's happening.
Ryan: NO! IT'S TOO EARLY!
Chad: I know.
Chad: He's turning into Troy.
Ryan, falling onto his knees: NOOOOOOO
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I think it would be hilarious for Brucie Wayne to pop out at inopportune moments, just baffling everyone around. Because like if it happens around the kids, then everyone is just used to it, but some take advantage and make fun of Bruce. But like… imagine being the Joker and fighting Batman, your nemesis who always defeats you and he just acts like an airhead before going back to normal so fact and hard, you’re not even sure what happened.
Joker: “You love this surprise, Batman!” *cackling evily about evil plans and evilness*
Batman: “A surprise? I love surprises! Can I guess what it is, is it a pony?”
Joker: “Ayo, what the fuck.”
Batman: “You’re going back to Arkham, Joker.”
Joker: “We’re not going to talk about that?”
Batman: “About what?”
Joker:
Batman:
Joker:
Joker: “Aight, imma head to Arkham by myself, I think I need some psychiatric help.”
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Ok fuck you Jesse from Infinity Train wears cottagecore dresses and skirts and flowercrowns and his partner Lake wears suits and is a angry demiromantic bi they/them dressed as a punk lesbian
he goes to school after the train holding hands with a metal punk kid flips off his ex-friends and does his best to be good brother passive aggressively because fuck those guys who only showed up for one episode
no I don't take criticism this canon
#yes i have a hyperfixation how did you know#infinity train#jesslake#infinity train book two#infinity train book 2#infinity train b2#i promise im not projecting
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green but not <3
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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Bump's remark about the coven scouts being taken down by a bunch of teenagers made me realize:

Graye would've gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids

and their dog
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friendly reminder:
ship wars are not fun for the other parts of the fandom.
I know if you really like one popular ship and really hate another popular one, you feel like you need to fight over it. But, please remember, making hate posts about that ship can genuine harm everyone.
sometimes, ship wars can get so bad people stop enjoying the content, and I don't want that to happen. and I'm not saying it will! but in the TOH fandom I've already seen 'Huntric sucks' or 'Huntlow sucks' posts, and I don't want that to dominate the other things.
I, personally, dont like Huntlow. I headcannon Willow as aroace, and thinking of her otherwise feels weird. but I don't care if other people ship it! it seems cute, and it's not unhealthy!
just, keep in mind that even if you don't think it will, 'ship wars' can hurt people who don't participate. thank you!
#seriously#i have had panic attacks over ship wars#so many times#the owl house#toh s2b#toh season 2#toh#goldric#huntlow
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my autistic brain took one look at this child and said

if you have the same trauma it's not weird to hyperfixate
#i have this issue where i make friends with people who just kinda#have no actual cares about me?#and it sucks but its so nice to see an actual shiw acknowledge that this kinda bs happens#and its traumatic#i still feel like i have to do everything my friends/partners want in order to be adequate#and seeing a show not only say 'yeah this happens to people'#but also show how that affects you#it is so nice#sorry about that#trauma dump#the owl house#toh s2b#toh season 2#toh gus#agustus porter
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