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he's all in

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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genie for my first wish i wish your lantern was half the size on the inside. 2nd wish make it on fire in there too. 3rd wish i want it buried 1000 ft underground covered with cement ok byyyeeee

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slowly realizing that forcemasc isn't some hypothetical joke we've all been railing against because it's so unbelievably nonsensical and out of place and that people are actually into it. im sick of everything "fem" needing a masc alternative

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MONKEY MAN 2024 | dir. Dev Patel

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already can't pretend to care about the male loneliness epidemic because it isn't real but listening to the way men actually talk about their friends/what they think friendship entails makes me care even less sorry

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ENOUGH cyberpunk with corporate samurai and MORE cyberpunk with corporate janissaries, corporate hussars, corporate praetorian guards, corporate condotierri, corporate jaguar warriors, corporate landsknecht, corporate hwarang, corporate cossacks,

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all your issues with modern anime are this cunt's fault btw

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homestuck fandom is so funny cause we produced terabytes worth of vriscourse while her neighbor's most important character trait is being racist

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A trans woman invents a new way to describe her own personal experience.

GO TO PAGE 52 IF: her new term is gendered

GO TO PAGE 53 IF: her new term is ambiguous

52: Woah there, partner! Seems like you're trying to stir up some discourse, there. Why don't we just shut that down so we can get back to fucking you?

53: What an awesome new term, little lady! So awesome, in fact, that we think we want it to apply to literally everyone! What's that? It's personal to you? It means something to "your community"? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you some kind of pervert? Stop trying to divide the community and let us use your words.

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Don't think there's anything that encapsulates the cycle of utterly useless "radicalism" and impotent "organizing" this shithole country has been stuck in for decades than anarchists replacing Malcolm X's gun with le epic boink jug

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do you fw the old blood be honest

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anyway all that to say that if you’re a dropout if you have shit grades if you go to an alt school and are looked down on for it if you’re in your 5th or 6th or whatever year of high school if you’re still getting your GED if you’re taking night classes if you missed out on “universal” high school experiences if you were abused by your peers (because make no mistake, that’s what bullying is) if you were expelled if you were truant every single year if you were homeschooled and got sick of the jokes if you never attended a full week if the whole world treats you like the scum of the earth all because of your high school experience or lackthereof you’re not alone. there’s so many of us that have been beaten down and broken by the school systems we’re subject to and the hostility they breed and the abusive environments they foster. some day we won’t have to be treated like objects of pity or contempt to be swept aside but until then we have each other

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ffmpeg encoding format voted #1 in "sounds like a fetish abbreviation"