effingunicorns
effingunicorns
Department of Soft Motherfuckers
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Effing. She/her. Fun links are in the browser version. Icon by @jyosubii
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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Sorry to anyone this happened to (I would be fuming) but I am howling at EA incompetently creating cursed jewellery by mistake.
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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grim reaper
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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We're so back!! Tapestries are available once again, now at my print shop. Same quality and sizes as I had at Society6, only this time I'll be fairly paid! Gratitude to all the folk who continue to support artists <3
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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matching moment
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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Sometimes it's useful to look at your dialogue and ask yourself, "would a real human being talk like that?" But it's also good to ask the follow-up questions of "would the way a real human being talks sound good here" and "does this character actually talk like a real human being or are they weird about it."
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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Another selection of some of the better names I've come across in Regency era newspapers recently.
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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some of you guys need to let the found family concept go. not every group of characters that hangs out is found family. friends is a perfectly acceptable term too
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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everyone check out my new ya fantasy novel called a court of blood, bone, ash, roses, thorns, fire, ice, stone, ravens, enemies to lovers, fake dating, two number 9s, a number 5 large, and an extra large fries
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶–𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳?
𝘞𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭–𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳?
𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶–𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳?
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Pucci commission on ko-fi ☕️
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x]
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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Bittern at the grocery store
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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anyway this is what I mean when I say that certain disorders being made quirky and memeable does not help with destigmatisation. people can say “autistic cat girls make the world go round” and then turn around and say “[common autistic trait] makes you evil btw”. and don’t see anything bad about that. they’re totally not ableist! they said it right there! they find autism sexy! hell world
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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Friend and I are debating whether something is common knowledge or not.
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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Finding someone that understands The Character™ the same way you do
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effingunicorns · 1 year ago
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Hey I have a real, genuine, sincere question, for real, and am not memeing!
I used to check the tags on AO3 bookmarks of my crap every so often because I assumed that, like Tumblr tags, they're left under the assumption the OP will read them & the person leaving the tags wants the tags to be read even if there's no way for OP to reply directly.
But then I saw a post saying something to the effect of 'Never EVER Read Your AO3 Bookmark Tags! They are private notes made by the bookmarker, and may include complaints that you don't have enough werewolves.' (Or maybe it was too many werewolves? but no one should be complaining about too many werewolves)
So I stopped reading bookmark tags! Never looked at 'em since. But then today I saw a post about some kind of plugin that makes the tags easier for the author to read. Obviously, made and shared under the assumption that authors want to read those tags!
Therefore, here's the question.
edit: "I did not know people had such strong feelings about this subject" - the last words of a tumblr user
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