hello, I'd appreciate it if you called me Claude. Send me an ask or a dm if you wish :3I'm currently in my AWESOME arcHe/They but i dont know how id know if you were either correct or wrong in most circumstancesWorld's biggest skeleton fan
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me when angels deseve to die
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bosses be like: ha no matter how hard you try, no matter how many times you come back, i will stop you here and now
like bitch you have to win every single time, i only need one lucky shot and i am learning your attack patterns mf
#im getting back into terraria. specifically calamity#vote now which class i should do for my playthrough#im not doing rogue though. fuck rogue
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just painted this woman who appeared in my dream
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i鈥檓 sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn鈥檛 delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why鈥檚 burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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If money wasn't an issue would you buy a custom fursuit?
#nah those things look uncomfortable#i'd much prefer one of those big cardboard space marine esque suits#THAT'S the kinda suit i'd want#big armored fellows... hell yeah
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would you ever make a serious attempt on becoming vegetarian/vegan?
(for whatever reason: health, as an act of protest, just cus you wanna, etc etc)
pls add an 'already am' option
#i already have enough dietary restrictions#i enjoy the pot of beef stew i make too much#though i do fucking love fruits and veggies#GOD baked potatoes are so fucking good#shout out baked potatoes
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they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die
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i'd say tenna is easily in my top 3 deltarune characters along with susie and berdly (my GOAT)
like he's a complete failure, makes an entire gameshow where to win you have to say you love him a bunch, and his head is comically large. what's not to love
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me: please can i have a normal comfort character maybe with some fanart or at least people who know who he is aside from me and like 12 other people
brain: no fuck you. enjoy your rotting pig

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does anyone have that comic about soulslike bosses where it's
"amorphous mass of tentacles: okay, I got this
some guy staring into the sunset just called The Captain: oh fuck"
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ermm
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man my bed is so fucking comfortable look at this bastard it owns hard
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dawg tf you mean i got a flat tire i haven't driven my bastard car in like 4 days
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Happy let Papyrus say fuck day!
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i want to grab my rib cage and fucking rip it out
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mantras: i have NO value, i am good at NOTHING, my friends and family are APATHETIC to me at best and their lives would be IMPROVED without me in them
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