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playing dress up begins at age five and never truly ends

independent + semi-selective original character of the great gatsby about ★ rules ★ inbox ★ more

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playing dress up begins at age five and never truly ends

independent + semi-selective original character of the great gatsby about ★ rules ★ inbox ★ more

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playing dress up begins at age five and never truly ends

independent + semi-selective original character of the great gatsby about ★ rules ★ inbox ★ more

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// ABOUT TO RETIRE THIS BLOG AND START FROM SCRATCH

// gonna delete the old muse (that i never rly use) and then set up the new blog there. 

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Send a symbol for our muses to be stuck together.

Extra points if they hate each other.

✈️: Seated next to each other on a full flight

👮: As partners on a murder case

👶: Babysitting a child

😺: Looking after a neighbor's pet

🌂: In a nasty blizzard

💂: Guarding a vital outpost at night

🚓: Sharing a jail cell

🌠: Stranded in space

🔬: As lab partners

📚: As partners on a final project

💣: In the aftermath of a terrorist attack

🌲: In the middle of a forest

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Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon! An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in! He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!

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“Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”

VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES

   ❝ Yes. Is there a problem with that, Mr. Gatsby? ❞

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Tie a red ribbon around my muse's neck to claim them as your Valentine.

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VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES

“He loves me, he loves me not… oh.”

“She loves me, she loves me not… oh.”

“I don’t think it’s love…”

“So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”

“I don’t even like chocolate.”

“Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…”

“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts.”

“Oh! It’s my favourite time of year.”

“If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?”

“I’ve never had a Valentine.”

“Will you be my Valentine?”

“Do you have a Valentine yet?”

“No one ever serenades me any more.”

“Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing.”

“Any secret admirers?”

“Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”

“I may have been admiring you not so secretly.”

“Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual.”

“Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?

“We’re never getting back together.”

“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head.”

“How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!”

“We’re not together any more.”

“If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice.”

“It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal.”

“What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?”

“I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?”

“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker….”

“Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…”

“I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!”

“I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.”

“I am not wearing that.”

“When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry.”

“It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…”

“I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?”

“If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-”

“Young love, isn’t it sweet?”

“Who did you get all these roses for?”

“I don’t love you, I’m just here for the chocolate.”

“So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?”

“Valentines? Pft!”

“That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…”

“What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!”

“My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”

“Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won’t go out with you.”

“A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?”

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Lady Gaga alongside this year’s Oscar nominees in Beverly Hills, CA.

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[text]: can you bring chocolate this time?

[text]: EMERGENCY: BRING ICE CREAM

[text]: Where’s Henry when you really need him? [text]: Strawberry again?

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Gaga on snapchat today.

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Valentines Application

NAME: Negan Williams AGE: 40 DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE?: If the fuck’s good enough CAN WE MAKE-OUT?: Shit, yeah! A NIGHT IN OR DINNER OUT?:  Whichever you want, sweetheart ICE CREAM OR CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES?: For you? Strawberries WHAT MAKES YOU A GOOD VALENTINE?: I’m a good fuck and not bad lookin’ WOULD YOU COOK FOR ME?: Do you like italian? WOULD YOU LET ME COOK FOR YOU?: Hell yeah!

 ❝ Well, I don’t seem to have any other plans. ❞ 

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a fairy-tale inspired meme

“it’s midnight - i have to go.”

“it’s only midnight, where are you going?”

“i’ve been searching for you for years.”

“let’s run away together.”

“may i have this dance?”

“you were my dream.”

“you’re the one i’ve been looking for.”

“i love you but you’re not mine.”

“when did you last let your heart decide?”

“stop kissing frogs, when i’m standing right here.”

“when was the last time you did something for yourself?”

“you’re a prince/princess and i’m nearly invisible.”

“i don’t care about your status you make me feel normal.”

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I’m so proud of Lady Gaga. I’m just so proud. Just so fucking proud of our little Sinatra incarnate with her clear Avalanche voice and bionic hip and 1000000 wigs and every award and her little baby talking voice and her stupid mom-like ravioli making hobby and her fucking tiny white horse and her dumb dude bro fiancé and her bisexual Italian music industry destroying pretty little self I’m so proud so pridflfkfbemes