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Made with love <3
Sanji x AFAB Reader
Warnings: Sanji being a simp, cursing, she/her used, not checked for misspelling.
The Sunny was noisy as usual with Luffy playing with Usopp and Chopper on the deck while Robin read a book and Nami was in her room working on her maps. You however were bored out of your mind having nothing better to do, you could annoy Zoro while he trains, but last time you did that you got a chunk of your hair accidentally chopped off when you entered without knocking.
So you decided to do the next best thing, annoy Sanji! Considering he would be the nicest to you considering your a girl. So, you made your merry way to the kitchen to get a snack and annoy your favorite blonde on your crew. You passed up Luffy and silently entered the kitchen while Sanji had his back facing the doorway, you creeped up hoping to scare him. So you lean right behind his ear and—
“HEY SANJI!” She yelled
Sanji jumped up like a scared cat and let out a high pitched scream. He kicked nearly hitting her in her face with his flaming foot. He placed a hand on his chest and was hyperventilating.
“Y/n-swan- why on this planet or any other, would you scare me like that?!” He was trying to calm down and set the knife that was in his hand down on the counter
“Sorry drama king” she chuckled and had a grin on her face.
Sanji finally calmed down and went back to his usual simp-y attitude and straightened himself out.
“How can I help you Y/n-swan?~” he said with hearts in his eyes.
“I wanted to see if I could help you with cooking dinner!” She said with an innocent smile and leaned against a counter as she talked to him.
“That’s very kind of you y/n-swan! How about you julienne the carrots while I work on seasoning the broth.” He set a cutting board out with carrots and a knife and turned his back to her.
She picked up the knife and looked at it with uncertainty and knitted her eyebrows as she grabbed a carrot and tried to cut it. She started to cut and ended up nicking her finger and made a hiss.
“Damn it!” She winced and held her finger in pain. Sanji turned around and rushed to her and grabbed a towel to help clean up the little blood coming form her finger.
“Oh my! Are you okay y/n-swan?!” He had a very worried look on his face and he examined the cut.
“Should I help you to Chopper’s so he can check your finger out?”
“No I’ll be down, just a small cut is all.. do you have any bandaids in her?” She was still holding her finger.
She watched as Sanji went to grabbed the first aid from the wall and took out a bandaid and put it on her finger.
“Better y/n?” He had dropped the usual “swan” he added after the ladies name as he looked more seriously at her.
When he looked at her like that she felt her cheeks start to burn, whether it was from embarrassment of cutting her finger or maybe she was actually starting to form feelings for the blonde cook?..oh shit.
“Y/n?” He raised an eyebrow as he looked at her blushing face.
“I-I’m fine.. thank you Sanji…”
“Of course y/n..” he had such a loving look on his face as he looked at her.
Had he always looked at her that way? Had she just not noticed it? Does he look at nami and robin the same way? She felt a heavy feeling in her chest when she thought about whether he looked at Nami or Robin the same way.
“Seems like I’ll have to teach you how to cut vegetables then won’t I?” He said with a smile as he felt at ease that she was ok.
“Seems so” she cleared her throat and picked the knife up again and looked over at Sanji for guidance.
Sanji moved behind her and placed his hand over hers as his chest was pressed against her back and he leaned down with his head next to hers. He helped guide her hands while cutting the carrots.
“See, the difference between julienne and do icing is when you julienne carrots it’s long strips instead of small cubes and-“
She felt her face get hot with him so close to her. She kept listening to him as he kept talking and let out a “Mhm” every now and then so he knows she’s listening to him. Sanji wasn’t even paying attention to how close he is to her and pays more attention to helping her learn how to cut the vegetables. After he finished he pulled away and smiled at her as he stood beside her.
“So, you think you got it y/n?” He asked with his classic suave smirk on his face.
“Yeah I’ve got it, thanks Sanji.” She leaned close and gave him a kiss on his cheek without thinking and her face flushed along with his.
They stood their in the kitchen frozen with red faces looking like embarrassed tomatoes. She had a shocked look and turned her head away.
“Sorry Sanji I-i wasn’t thinking and-“
“It’s ok- y-you can do it again..” he had a slight nose bleed and the small hearts in his eyes again.
“Maybe I will..” she tiptoed again and kissed him on the cheek again and his face got warmer.
“T-thank you y/n” his face was redder and his nose bleed got worse and he grabbed the towel she had used for her finger and started to wipe his nose.
“Sanji the water!” She pointed to the boiling water that was boiling over on the stove and making a mess.
Sanji quickly ran and turned the heat down on the stove and he stored the water to help mix the flavor better. He kept his back towards her but his neck was red with embarrassment as he went back to cooking.
There was a comfortable silence as they kept cooking. While Sanji finished up plating everything for dinner and set it all out on the table as she helped put the silverware out and got the drinks for everyone.
“Foods ready everyone! Come and get it before Luffy gets it all!” He yelled as he put the plates out and watched as everyone poured in and pushed past before Luffy got it all.
She sat beside Sanji instead of beside Nami like usual and she kept her arm closed to his as they ate.
“This food is so good Sanji!” Luffy yelled with his face full of food
“It tastes as good as always Sanji” Robin smiled at him as she went back to eating.
“Thanks Robin-swan~ y/n actually helped cooked tonight which is why it’s better tonight.” He smiled and winked at her.
She felt her cheeks warm up slightly and moved to hold his hand under the table and looked at Zoro who was on the other side of her and started to talk.
“Thanks guys, I just made it with love.”she smiled and squeezed Sanji’s hand under the table.
It was true— the food was made with plenty of Love.
#black leg sanji#one piece#vinsmoke sanji#one piece sanji#sanji x reader#sanji#op sanji#x reader#fluff
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Alright, Bet.
Eustass Kidd x Killer. Warnings: fluff, drinking, cursing, Kid being an idiot, Killer giving into Kid’s idiocy.
It was a boring day on the Victoria Punk, until Kid suggested a drinking game, which leads us to now.
“Truth or dare Kil?” Kid slurred drunkenly.
“Dare.” Killer was sipping his drink through a bendy straw through his mask.
“I dare ya.. to shave your eyebrows if you ever fall in love with me!” Kid bursted into laughter at his own stupid dare.
“Ok? Like that’s ever gonna happen. Alright Kid, truth or dare?” Killer didn’t really care since there was a flaw in Kid’s plan—killer always wears his mask
“Dare! I ain’t no fuckin pussy!” Kid yelled while tasing his glass and nearly leaned to far out his seat.
“Alright..” Killer thought for a second.. “You have to shave your eyebrows if you ever fall in love with me.” Killer had a smug smile under his mask as he spoke, which was clear in the way he spoke.
Kid choked on his drink and wiped his mouth.
“Ha! That’ll be an easy fucking bet!” Kid placed his hands on his hips, confident he wouldn’t ever have to shave his eyebrows.
As the night went on with more drunken dares and truths they finally called it a night and Kid was stumbling drunkenly while he tried to make it to his bedroom. He was walking around like a newborn foal with sea sickness, he leaned against the railing on the ship to catch himself before he fell. Unfortunately for him he miscalculated and tripped over his own feet and fell overboard and sunk like a ton of bricks. Killer saw him and immediately jumped in after him and dragged him on the shore and fell back against the sand of the shore with kid beside him.
“Idiot.” Killer said and took his mask off to get some water out of it.
“I’m not an idiot..” Kid pouted and sat up but stopped his pouting as he looked at Killer's face with his hair wet. He looked over how Killers wet hair laid nicely over his features and he felt his cheeks burn before he quickly turn his head away
“What’s wrong? Can’t admit you’re a drunk idiot? I swear I’ll have to put a damn leash on ya to make sure you don’t fall off the bo-“
Killer was caught off guard when he looked over at Kids wet clothes and messed up hair and makeup. He felt his cheeks heat up and went silent as he looked away from Kid and kept shaking water out his mask. After Killer finished shaking the water from his mask he stood up and helped Kid back to the Victoria Punk and helped him to his bed to make sure he didn't fall in the water again.
The next morning on the Victoria Punk the crew was all eating breakfast until their captain came in—with shaved eyebrows. Most of the crew went silent with a few choking on their breakfast. Kid was soon followed by Killer with his usual mask on, he stopped in his tracks when he saw Kid but said nothing. Killer sat down with his breakfast and decided to take his mask fully off for once, revealing that he too—was missing his eyebrows. The tension during breakfast soon disappeared when Kid and Killer just looked at each other, with bright red cheeks, and nodded. Everything went back to normal, except for the fact they both kept their eyebrows shaved as a little show they loved each other, Kids being more noticeable then Killers because of the fact killer is often seen with his mask— but all that matter is that Kid knows Killer shaved his eyebrows for Him
@lexella
#kid x killer#one piece#eustasscaptainkid#eustass kid#killer op#killer x kid#these dumbasses have my heart in a chokehold-#my friend gave me this idea so thanks to her
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