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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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Ripley's What If I Didn't Go Home and Just Kept Driving
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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks
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Crustacean Cocktail Party, interlocking crochet (patterns)
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oomf described this week as uncle 9/11
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fuck my stupid baka life is really the greatest phrase known to man
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