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ITS FINALLY ARTEM BIRTHDAYY

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Gale is going to get me through undergrad

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ding ding ding!! You have it here folks, the world’s most correctest post about Baldr Legal!!

I had to scroll to find THIS post I made about the same general theme but yeah.

Here is my v simple chart of attraction:

Are there more lines to be added? Sure, I take constructive criticism. BUT ALSO one must picture the various scribbly arrows of hatred which would make the relationships a lot more complicated.

They go to court and the tension is so palpable in at least ten different directions and a million outcomes and the judge just sits at the front like

“okay witness can go sit down we need to pause the case to figure out what’s going on with all the lawyers in the room rn”

Yeah. Anyway the COMPETITION serves as FUEL and it makes the courtroom drama a COURTROOM DRAMA 🤍

"i didn't think about the implications" damn fucking right you didn't bc ingrid rosworth isn't simply attracted to losers she's attracted to losers she can compete with at this point she's attracted to the competition and if she can't compete with you, she doesn't want you this is why she wants both artem and rosa but not the two idiots she calls her bosses who are vying for her hand but are also trying so hard not to kiss each other in this essay i will—

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TOT CN server spoilers

i’m telling you we’re getting bryan wing face reveal

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if i met a moderately awkward, nerdy guy who loves cats and academia it would be so over for me. this is about gale.

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two things

buenos dias

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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

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Happy Neil-once-again-bangs-out-the-tunes day! It catches me by surprise every year. Greatest joys be to you and yours, thanks be to Neil.

“that’s right, dear. neil has been banging out the tunes for us all this time. say thank you to him, dear.”

“thank you, neil!”

“we’ll—we’ll see you again soon, neil. next year.”

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I took 40 minutes to try and make the worst possible bday post for my baby(grownman)boy HERE HE IS HES 4!!

Yes I know his birthday is at the end of the month and yes I made all those scary detailed emojis into pngs to send to my friends at future moments. Thanj you and goodnigbt it’s midnight and I’m kinda sick pls enjoy

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Some fluffy head canons I have about the Baldurs Babes

mainly at camp :)

Gale stops tav to lace their boots, sarcastically tutting as he does it.

Karlach holds her hands round someones bowl and cups to warm them if they cool down too much. (Mama K microwave™)

Jaheira and Halsin share nightcaps and chat about the tadpole team. Mainly laughing at their comparative lack of experience - always ends on a 'they're good eggs tho' vibe.

Astarion and Shadowheart rate people's hair to eachother as an injoke, tav hears them mumbling numbers behind them whenever they speak to someone.

Lae'zel asks Gale to explain and pronounce things when no one is around because the 'annoying wizard' won't make fun, he's too eager to teach.

Jaheira has the best bedtime stories but they get Karlach hyped up and she asks a lot of questions till Astarion begs her to be quiet. Wyll takes mental notes for his own storytelling.

Karlach will force a game of 'I Spy' any time there is silence on the road.

Wyll is very good at little random gifts, he just remembers anything someone mentions to him. He's also low-key emotional if you return that kindness, 'you remembered?! 😭'

Halsin stops, kneels and whispers as he points and shows tav interesting plants or animals he spots when walking. 'look there's the mother and her babies' type shit. (He is camp dad(dy) ok)

Wyll teaches Lae'zel fencing. She's too keen though and tries to pin him down. She is not as graceful... But she has fun... chk!

Gale keeps a tiny portrait of Tara on him, you can't tell me modern au Gale's phone wouldn't be full of cat pics.

Astarion watches over the camp at night, he acts like he 'might as well/ I'm the only one lurking in the dark around HERE darlings' but sometimes he secretly gets a little teary looking at his first real friends all together.

Shadowheart writes moody poetry. She would tell Gale but she doesn't care for his taste... Or his possible critiques. If he ever did find her journal though he would be VERY enthused.

Astarion and tav will play with people's wardrobes when looting. Tav loves a funny hat and Astarion will do impressions of who he thinks would wear such god's awful attire.

Gale and Wyll play chess together after dinner some nights. They both say progressively cheesy lines when they take pieces, which is its own game itself at this point.

Halsin would quietly sing or hum to owlbear baby and scratch at night. Little lullabies and he'd probably tuck them in too. OR he'd be big daddy bear and snuggle up, especially when owlbear is scared and misses his mum.

The gang have played 'never have I ever' ONE time and ONE time only. It was a messy night.

... Jaheira was 100% last man standing.

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where'd that horse girl lae'zel truther post go

edit: a sequel has manifested

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BG3 + Text Posts (Tav x Gale edition)

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NXX boys and tumblr textposts I found by simply scrolling

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whenever my sister, cousin, and I are into new media, we play a game where we assign each other a husband, wife, and a best friend from the show/game/series etc.

it's fun bc we have to justify our choices with everything we have, because the husband my cousin assigns to me from some series might not be the one I see myself with, so she has to basically orate her thesis on why I'm getting married to that guy. over all it's a fun glimpse into how your friends see you and think of you etc.

highly recommend this game. also, get funky with the gender however you like. we do a husband and wife for most mainstream media that is extremely gendered, but do whatever. spouse works as well.

above all, it's about submitting your friends to the mortifying ordeal of being known via betrothal.

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Name: people call me worms, wormy, wormie, any variation really

Sign: Libra—but based on what Google says I’m literally the opposite lol

Time: Currently? 2:41 pm

Favorite band/artist: Laufey! I’ve said it before and I’ll continue to say it.

Last movie: I watched The Sisterhood of Traveling Pants with my mom & my sister this past weekend :)

Last show: Blue Eye Samurai. I will not stop talking about this show.

When I created this blog: November 2021…but I’ve ““been”” on tumblr much longer

Other blogs: I had a slump a while back and considered just shitposting on another blog, but just decided to do that all here. :D

Do I get asks: not too many, but admittedly I have a ton backed up that I never get to. Same with things I get tagged in (like this!) because they’re fun but posting stresses me out

Followers: more than I ever expected! but I follow few people bc otherwise my feed would get dizzying

Average hours of sleep: 8ish?

Instruments: flute, for almost 10 years, plus a bunch of small misc ones I pick up from time to time

What I’m wearing: sweatpants and a tshirt—just wrote a 10 pg paper and finished a giant test so I needed to be comfy ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

Dream job: I would love to be paid to sit in a small house and do crafts and video games. But! Realistically, I love books and history and would find museum &/or library work very interesting

Dream trip: I’d love to go to Madrid and Harajuku someday! Also I want to take my parents to Ireland for a summer when I’m older.

Favorite song atm: Tommy’s Party by Peach Pit, probably. Changes often though

Tagging: @chocolix76 and anyone else who wants to!

Tagged by @lovelynikol16 this get to know you tag game. Yall already know I love a good day so let's go baby tagging @nyctophilic0vitnir and @shadowscorch

Name: Janelle

Sign: Cancer ♋️

Time: 13:01

Favorite Band or Artist: Overall it's Mayday Parade but 5 Seconds of Summer and Seventeen always have my heart

Last Movie: Black Box (HIGHLY recommend it was so good)

Last Show: Phineas and Ferb lmao

When I Created This Blog: I think like October 2014 as a One Direction stan account lmao and it's just been downhill ever since

Other Blogs: I have a few others that I won't reveal for privacy reasons

Do I Get Asks: Eh not really. Every once in a while but for me it's not too common. But feel free if you ever wanna send one!

Followers: 245

Average Hours of Sleep: YIKES I think on average I get 6-8 but it's never consecutive

Instruments: Certified band nerd so I've played flute for 15 years now I think. I'm also gonna start learning piano which I'm real excited for

What Am I Wearing: clothes LMAO. Nah for real though a corset like crop top, black skirt, my Adidas shoes (please sponsor me Adidas thanks) and a leather jacket

Dream Job: good fucking question I'm really glad you asked

Dream Trip: Barcelona (for obvious reasons if you've seen my posts lmfao) but Spain in general, Australia, and Italy

Favorite Song ATM: hmmmm maybe Pandora by Mave? Or 24/7 365 by Elijah Woods? Or Ghost by Justin Bieber? Those are my most replayed songs rn so maybe one of those

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oh my gosh a stray? on my blog? someone call the exterminator. !.

⚠️🛑 the above statement is a joke!! Tumblr user chocolix76 and I are friends!! 🛑⚠️