wormsdyke
nervous young inhuman
micah, worm, or wyv • they/them/xey/xem • demi aroace lesbian • nd/disabled • 20s
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i’ve been collecting patterned socks for 10 years. i have socks with cows, cats, chickens, dogs, manatees, dinosaurs, aliens, pelicans, sheep, bees, moose, but somehow no fish. can i even call myself gay anymore
about 12 hours before i plan to leave to visit the aquarium i have realized i don’t own nearly anything aquatic themed clothes which is bizarre and unacceptable. i almost exclusively wear things that are strange or themed in some way. i have a huge collection of strange earrings yet none of them are fish. what am i going to do
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about 12 hours before i plan to leave to visit the aquarium i have realized i don’t own nearly anything aquatic themed clothes which is bizarre and unacceptable. i almost exclusively wear things that are strange or themed in some way. i have a huge collection of strange earrings yet none of them are fish. what am i going to do
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birdbath?
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conversation i had recently
#i don’t know if anyone else would find this funny but i did feel rather silly#me personally i’m not an emily brontë lit enjoyer but i am an emily brontë respector#but heathcliff is just some weirdo guy to me#orating!#wuthering heights#<- curious how this relates to the wuthering heights fandom should such a fandom exist#hang on what am i talking about#heathcliff#heathcliff comic
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Swords rated by sexiness:
Broadsword <- Not for me but I guess if you're into bears
Rapier <- This one’s sexy but like a little too sexy. I wouldn't approach a rapier at a bar
Longsword <- Handsome but boring. Almost too boring to mention
Flamberge <- Huge show-off, kinda want to knock the flamberge down a peg, but in a sexy way
That’s all the swords I know thanks for coming
#rebuttal broadswords are the sexiest because of broads like. you know. women#in the middle of battle my opponent raises his broadsword and i go hey broad i love broads! and he stabs me to death
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Right now, Baxter is sitting on Mordred's roof, hissing at Aelwyn's 15 cats and the butter gummies
#alternatively i like to imagine he’s like those dogs that become so gentle and protective of a flock of baby chicks#letting the cats sleep under his wing etc#fh
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Daily reminder to you all that Sandra Lynn was a 17-18 year old highschool graduate manipulated by an older adventurer in a position of power over her. Something that left her with lasting trauma that heavily impacts her interpersonal relationships to this day. Bobby and/or Pamela are not an example of her "baffling taste" or of her "messiness" they are the direct cause of her trauma. Thank you.
#sorry for writing an essay in your replies i should make my own post but yeagh.#maybe we all sit down for a few mins to examine the text and consider the implications on sandra lynn’s choices and motivations#fandom will see a complex woman who doesn’t particularly conceal her sexuality and label her a messy slut SO fast#fh
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purple blinkies
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snoopys! by fruitillu
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MYCELIUM MENTIONED!!!!
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call me strange the way i’m Searching The Realms About a New Genus of Eels
call me roadside assistance the way i’m triple a (aromantic, asexual, agender)
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call me sleepy the way i’m Serving Lesbians Eerie Eclectic Pussy. Yippee!!!
call me roadside assistance the way i’m triple a (aromantic, asexual, agender)
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call me an evil wizard the way i’m Entertaining Various Interesting Lesbians With Intricate Zines About Relatable Dykes
call me roadside assistance the way i’m triple a (aromantic, asexual, agender)
#this one’s actually kind of true i do like making zines about lesbianism#i mean uh. of course all of these are true. i was telling the truth when i said i got a hot voluptuous ass and cunt. who said that
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so completely evil and fucked up that i can’t wear my big noise cancelling headphones while washing my hair bc they’ll “get wet” and “die a painful death” well what about me. what about the horrors im facing (sounds)
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me when i’m all wet and i can’t even block out all sounds and listen to the same song on repeat about it
so completely evil and fucked up that i can’t wear my big noise cancelling headphones while washing my hair bc they’ll “get wet” and “die a painful death” well what about me. what about the horrors im facing (sounds)
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