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Rest assured: I am an Astarion girlie
#PREDICTABLE PREDICTABLE PREDICTABLE#im simple: i see morally conflicted trickster archetype and i fall
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Robert Pattinson is so real for doing an actual voice for The Grey Heron in The Boy and The Heron. A famous screen actor... actually voice acting, it's possible.
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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
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Also I'm normal about the depths now
#i got over hating them#i mean im still not completing minerus quest bc i absolutely cannot fight on her back#like sorry girl youre staying Down There forever#totk
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Every Hunter Biden story sounds like unwoke media we're supposed to crave.
The Bidens suck, but you're going to have to do better than telling me to hate a guy for being extremely hung, doing drugs, and regularly sampling premium world class vaginas.
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Being an adult means opening your cookbook and deciding to make a Butterscotch pie because of a beloved video game
#i just took it out of the oven it looks so good#only 4 more hours until i can try it#ill take a pic when its ready and my phone isnt on 1%#i would like to thank toriel and my better home and gardens cookbook for this victory
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will bird food show up in a drug test time sensitive
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gps will say insane things like "in one thousand feet". girl whos counting
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i think if you stopped time and brought a gorilla to a new york deli and then started time again it wouldnt even be startled like it would immediately peruse the menu and order a reuben in sign language
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the grip tumblr has on society while being universally believed to be dead
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THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019) dir. Robert Eggers
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𝐀𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬, 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬.
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