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✨slay✨

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There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

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aren't they collabing or smth idk

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Okay, so hear me out. There are species of animals that reject their offspring if they don’t “smell” right. Like something about the pheromones are off and thus the vibes are bad. You can’t be mine, you smell funny. Similarly, we know that hormones and neurochemical reactions play a large part in bonding between human babies and parents. Our brains are swimming in chemicals that have us looking at our squishy, decidedly odd-looking newborns and saying “it’s so cute, I wanna bite it.”

My dudes (gender neutral). My people. My fellow nerds. Superman initially rejecting his clone because he doesn’t smell right. The kid was in a soup of artificial, clone-making chemicals and he doesn’t smell like he should. But what the fuck is he supposed to smell like? Superman having no frame of reference for this crazy feeling, for this intense dislike of a person with his face, and struggling internally with it because he knows logically that this deep revulsion doesn’t make sense. Problem is, he physically can’t help it. Something about this kid makes his teeth itch and his fingers twitch.

Then the kid takes a shower and changes his clothes and oh. Why would I push him away? That’s my baby. Hate him? How could I hate my baby? My baby. My sweet, perfect, amazing angel baby. My baby. My baby. My baby. Mybabymybabymybabymybaby.

And it’s probably hilarious from the outside looking in, because Superman looked ready to light the kid on fire a minute ago and now he’s all gooey-eyed. No thoughts, just sappy smiles and burying his nose in the clone’s hair. He’s ready to pluck the moon from the sky and hang it on a string for his kid. It’s sweet and adorable.

It’s also completely, utterly terrifying. Seeing how quickly one of the strongest beings in the known universe fell victim to his own biology, how wildly the pendulum swung from one extreme to the other. Batman’s immediately planning a trip to the Fortress to gather intel on this reaction. How long does it last? Is it normal? Is it supposed to be like this? Does it have anything to do with the clone being a teenager and not a newborn? Would it be worse with a newborn? Does the League, does he need contingency plans for this?

And Superman—Clark recognizes the sudden shift, but can’t do a thing about it. He should be scared of how every concern in his mind gets swept away by this out-of-control hormonal response, but he doesn’t want to do a thing about it. He can’t help the smile plastered on his face when Kon—what a perfect name, a beautiful name for my baby, mybabymybabyMYbabymyBABYMYBABYMYBABYMYBABY—sighs contently in his sleep or scrunches his nose in disgust at new foods, new sensations.

Something in Clark’s eyes says “I don’t know what’s happening, help me,” but it quickly gets snuffed out by “I will flip this entire universe over if a single hair on my baby’s head is out of place.” And honestly? Yeah, it’s scary, but every parent he knows—Bruce included—totally gets it.

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there are a lot of undiagnosed adults out there but i do think it's a shame that we've reached a point where having hobbies and interests past the age of 20 is seen as a touch of the tism. i know many older adults who suppress all their childish desires and throw out all their old toys and for what. are you scared of being 'weird' ? who give a shit.

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ello ello folks, its that time again!

the second torchwood fan week (known by fellow annoying people as twochwood fan week) will take place during the week starting the 25th of august. below you'll find seven prompts, one to be posted each day of that week!

rules and faqs can be found here, though in short you can do whatever you want. i'll open an ao3 collection closer to the date and provide linkage to it. any further questions shoot me an ask <3

(written version and more information available below the cut)

very excited to see what you lot come up with this time around! last fan week was a blast and i know this one will be too, so have fun and get creating! see you in august - @myarmsaretoolong

prompts

Monday - Time Travel

Tuesday - Cybermen/Cyberwomen

Wednesday - Myfanwy

Thursday - Shrine

Friday - Cardiff Bay

Saturday - Confessions

Sunday - Alien Artifacts

the prompts can be interpreted in any way you want, there is no 'wrong' way to read them. the cyberman prompt, for example, could be art of lisa, a fic where the torchwood team battle a cyber invasion, an edit of the fall of torchwood one, or whatever else you feel like making!

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hear me out!!! wade who’s been so traumatized being loved by logan and peter and being protected by the two feralish superheroes and being able to play with them coz they both got that speedy healing!!!

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i rewatched batman (again)

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Very painful to genuinely like something and be accused of shallowly hopping on a trend. I'll fucking kill you

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Sorry Dean was so sexy torturing people for information on his boyfriend in purgatory

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some of y’all need to see this panel

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fyi, cuddy and wilson and taub are jewish. this is a major part of their characters. it has nothing to do with religious beliefs or practice. thank you

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Bugs when you lift up a rock

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I love making people go away forever #MyBlocklist

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far