kathryn, 32, she/her is fine. expect mostly video games, animals, comics, languages, and dumb humor. i make things sometimes. header image from kidaXV's poorly translated dishonored mod on nexus.
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I need to remind everyone of the pope score game.
find ur birthday (or the birthday of someone else), open the date without the year on wikipedia and calculate how many popes were born (this adds popes to your score) and how many died (this removes popes).
so like if you were born on the 2nd of Feb 1987 it'd be every 2nd of feb through history not just in 1987
tell me your pope scores in the tags pls (doesn't need to have birthday)
#was about to go calculate it when i remembered prev and i are birthday twins#thanks for taking the math bullet 🫡
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translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”
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anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"
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dude.
#pretty mild comparatively but i may have been born without a gallbladder?#i had 2 abdominal surgeries in 2023 and both surgeons afterward were like ‘hey have you had your gallbladder removed?’#and i was like ‘…no?’#but they couldn’t find it while they were in there#it’s possible it was just folded up weird or something and it wasn’t the point of the surgeries so neither of them worried much about it#but i looked it up out of curiosity and about 1/1000 people are just born without one#sometimes asymptomatically#i’ve never tolerated big amounts of fatty food at once very well so it would make sense#anatomy#medicine#science
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babe are you okay? you've hardly reblogged your snoopy of the day
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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?
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WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me
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Interview with the Vampire 2.03 No Pain
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The important questions of what if bird were fruit
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
#i turn to whoever witnessed my failure and say 'i went to college'#usually surprises a laugh out of them
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everyone in the entire world lives in chicago
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"Game maker wants you to feel bad for playing the game" well sure. Only because feeling bad can also be fun and interesting. Book and movie also make me feel bad emotions
#people getting mad when dishonored 'punishes' them for playing high chaos. that's world reactivity babey#the game literally provides a popup message early on telling the player this#indiscriminate killing -> more corpses -> more rats -> spread of plague -> shit's fucked#also that whole your coworkers being terrified of you and what you're capable of thing
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