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How about the BWO? I know you did stevie already, but how about all three?

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The A.P.A?

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Warhorse Jake Parnell?

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Edith Surreal, please?

I don't have any propaganda, I just think this blog needs more masked wrestlers.

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Taylor Rotunda/Bo Dallas?

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CPA!

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Lady Shani, from AAA?

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how about Allie Katch?

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Chris Sabin?

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Abyss from TNA for us lovers of edge and beef

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Puf

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Kota Ibushi?

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vicky haskins?

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Deuce 'n Domino with Cherry

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Weekly Wrapup 4/14/24 (late)

This Week's Rankings:

Willow Nightingale - 89.6% smash

Katsuyori Shibata - 86.1%

Dan the Dad - 77.6%

Edge (Brood Era) - 72.2%

Subculture (Dani Luna, Flash Morgan Webster, & Mark Andrews) - 66.2%

Jake Something - 61.7%

Spectral Envoy (UltraMantis Black, Hallowicked, & Frightmare) - 54.4%

Kyle Fletcher - 53.8%

Billie Starkz - 51.1%

Alex Kane - 41.6%

Brooks Jensen - 41.2%

Summer Rae - 36.8%

Naomichi Marufuji - 35.4%

Demolition (Ax & Smash) - 21.5%

Average smash rating this week: 56.4%

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Willow Nightingale - 443 votes

Edge (Brood Era) - 406

Kyle Fletcher - 344

Katsuyori Shibata - 332

Billie Starkz - 231

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

Alex Kane - 137 votes

Subculture - 151

Demolition & Naomichi Marufuji & Spectral Envoy - 158

The closest poll was Billie Starkz, who won 118-113

Top Ten Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Willow Nightingale - 89.6% smash

Utami Hayashishita - 88.9% smash

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Toni Storm - 88.1% smash

Hiroshi Tanahashi - 87.7% smash

Rhea Ripley (Papi Era) - 87.4% smash

Top Five Men

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hiroshi Tanahashi - 87.7% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Katsuyori Shibata - 86.1% smash

Bottom Five Women

Nia Jax - 28.7% smash

Summer Rae - 36.8% smash

Michelle McCool - 46.2% smash

Eve Torres - 47.1% smash

Carmella - 47.8% smash

A little bit of movement in the rankings! Willow Nightingale takes the No. 4 spot overall and on the women's rankings, Katsuyori Shibata is No. 5 on the men's list, and Summer Rae is the No. 2 least smashable woman. Willow Nightingale also got more votes than any other woman so far.

I thought we'd done a poll on Aussie Open as a tag team, but I would appear to be wrong. Still we have individual polls for Kyle Fletcher and Mark Davis, and the results are:

Mark Davis - 57.5% smash

Kyle Fletcher - 53.8% smash

I've been having a tough time posting polls and the weekly writeup recently because an update last week has made Tumblr's desktop site very slow and at times non-functional, and I am too much of a Millennial to do all this on my phone. I appreciate everyone's patience with me until they fix it (if they ever do!).

And now for some of my favorite tags and comments

@heelhausen on Kyle Fletcher: #maybe if I smash hard enough it’ll pull him out of the don callis vortex

@daphne-minor on Kyle Fletcher: #he once had a gimic where his wrestling name was a whistle and he can’t whistle#his hair is atrocious on purpose#he’s so horny with his tag partner and his big ass#skye blue can’t be wrong

@discow1tch on Kyle Fletcher: #had to think about this a bit#smash but preferably as Aussie Open's third and afterwards Davis and I sit him down to talk with him about where he's getting his hair done#because honestly his terrible haircuts had me almost pick pass even though I've seen him irl and know he's hot

@rcedge on Brood-Era Edge: #Don't even play man id be well i'd. well id umm well i'd well the thing is i'd. i would.#Iw ould be. I would b i would let him. I would uhh you know well you know how it is with vampires .

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Sergeant Slaughter

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