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Okay random but have you watched the series Reacher at all? Because the main guy was Hawk in Titans and er....woof 🔥

It's on my watchlist, I've been seeing him everywhere I feel like the ghosts of horny-ness are haunting me 😭

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But like think about dilf Robb Stark 🙈(the way this man can do anything he wants to me)

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I've not known a day of peace since my mind started thinking about it, DILF Robb Stark being king of the North, rugged, beard, hnngghhhhhh

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Contrary to Ben, o think John is a really good ass eater but he avoids doing it because he thinks he's terrible in it

See but if you tell him, you know he's never gonna let you up 😭

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Robb sitting on your face getting eaten out when someone walks in wanting to get you guys to go to the conference room

Robb shuddered, biting his lip as he felt your tongue plunge deeper, he'd been worried you might break your neck, but you'd brushed him off and held him down by his thighs as you feasted on his arse. He rides when he remembers to, his mind preoccupied with getting lost in the sensation, so lost in the fact that Robb hardly notices the knock on the door and is surprised when a counselor walks in to demand your presence.

The counselor shrieks in surprise and covers his eyes, running out of the room in a frenzy, Robb would love to go help the counselor and perhaps console him, but he leaves that for whoever finds the man. It's not like he could move while you were busy enjoying yourself.

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Venom and Eddie catch the amorous attention of Cosmic God and after some mind-meltingly amazing sex realise they just helped create another universe's Big Bang--

Somewhere out there, Neil Degrasse Tyson is waking up with a headache cause of our bullshit lmfao 💀

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I really wanna feel Buckys balls

I kinda wanna milk his balls

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Arthur Curry in a Speedo? 😏

What if he wore nothing at all 😏

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About a week later, Poison Ivy gets a thank you card from Reader. Not exactly the response she expected from a guy she kidnapped and planned to turn into fertiliser, but the sentiment is appreciated, she supposes.

(She later hears from the gossip chain (Harley) that Black Manta and Aquaman seem to be on surprisingly good terms lately and laughs for about a minute straight)

Poison Ivy bout to make bank with helping settle political tensions like that 💀

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How’re you?

Swamped with homework 😭

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What is rpf??

Real Person Fanfiction

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So he appears for like, a handful of frames in the Justice League (2021) film but holy crap DC Zeus is HOT--

I would let him do things to me that I know would put me on Hera's hitlist 💀

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KOSA IS BEING PUSHED FOR REAL THIS TIME

‼️URGENT: KOSA has been officially introduced in the House as of today.

We need to spread the word on social media and urge people to send emails to Congress through stopkosa.com.

• There will be a hearing on Wednesday (17th April) where KOSA, along with some other bad internet bills, like the Protecting Kids on Social Media Act could be pushed.

• We will be having a calling day on TUESDAY (16 th April) to make clear to Congress that there is still a ton of opposition to these bills. https://energycommerce.house.gov/posts/chair-rodgers-and-ranking-member-pallone-announce-legislative-hearing-on-data-privacy-proposals-1

• House Energy and Commerce is holding the hearing so they are the best offices to call this week ‼️ https://energycommerce.house.gov/representatives

• You can use http://badinternetbills.com/ to contact your congresspeople !

• And https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative to find all of the phone numbers of your House Representative, and faxzero.com to send up to 5 free faxes a day

While the bill needs to be aproved by both the house and senate WE NEED TO MAKE SURE IT NEVER LEAVES CONGRESS.

SPREAD THE WORD !!

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In the unlikeliest turn of events, Aquaman and Black Manta team up to save their mutual ally with benefits/boyfriend from Poison Ivy. They get doused in pheromones in the process though, and in the aftermath of the rescue the only thing the three of them can think about is getting naked with each other as soon as possible--

They’ll need three days of quarantine to ride out the pheromones literally

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Okay wait but Butcher fucking you slow and sweet though, murmuring soft praises and compliments while keeping his eyes on yours. Tells you how good you feel and look while you take him and covers your face in kisses. Sigh.

I need him to deep fuck me the same way you deep clean a room

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jensen ackles eating the son of his friend

Sorry bestie I don’t write RPF 😔✌🏾

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Asking Bucky if you can put your hands down his pants?

Bucky lifts his newspaper and looks down at you, you’re both laid down on the couch, you atop him swinging your legs idly with a grin. “Can I help you, doll?”

You tug at the waistband of his pants, “Can I put my hands down your pants, Buck?”

Bucky snorts, “Sure thing.” He goes back to his reading, you unbutton his pants, and pull down his underwear as much as you can before playing around with his dick.

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Ned Stark and Hightower!Reader: *on diplomatic visit to Dorne or something*

Oberyn: *eyeing them thoughtfully* "...you two are sleeping together, aren't you?"

Hightower!Reader: "Only when we're done having sex."

Ned: *chokes on water*

“Oh I like this you,” Oberyn laughed, “you’re funny,” he grunts, holding your hips in place so he can fuck you in tandem with Ned. “You’re cute, and gods, you make diplomatic visits more fun.”