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Moving Fics to Ao3.

As I am barely into FFXV now, I will be transfering fics and head canons in the coming weeks over to Archive of Our Own.

If I do write anymore for the fandom, it will be specifically on Ao3. (And most likely Ardyn because i love that cheeky bastard)

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Can I ask for a HC? Ardyn's reaction after someone crashed into his beloved car, breaking it

(Not going to lie, I just started laughing hard when I saw this.)

By Ifrit’s hand, Adryn will put the wrath of all his damned hatred towards this person.

That little red ball on his antenna? Yeah, that one. He’s preparing it to go down someone’s throat in about T-Minus Negative 2000 Years too late. 

He doesn’t care if it’s overexaggerated (but that’s his style you know), but here’s 20 MTs vs 1 person.

Yes, he is pissed. And he is going to get revenge for his precious automobile. 

Ardyn will wipe his hands clean after leaving the crime scene of the car and the... um... used to be person that destroyed it.

Little did everyone know, he had another car of the same model back with the Nifs. But that person destroyed the first. And now they have paid the price. 

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Will be tagging stuff soon. As I haven’t posted a ton again yet, I’ve been slackin’ a bit. Only ones I will for sure tag right away are the nsfw prompts when I get to them. 

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Hi friend,I know this is disgusting and I apologize but I'm in so much pain at tge moment from having lady issues that it's left me physically ill and vomiting most of the day. I don't know if it's been done but if not could I get some HC on the bros reactions/behavior for their s/o who has a rather difficult time with their period and are pretty embarrassed about the whole ordeal? If not that's okay, thank you for your consideration. 💕

(Aww, that’s a-okay! It’s something that pretty normal, so I think this is interesting to see how the boys would react.))

Noctis is rather unsure what to do of first. His facial expressions are pretty nonchalant and asks what there is to be embarrassed about at first. But when you start acting a bit more... moody, then this boy, oh this boy is going to have no idea what the hell to do and just will sit in a corner until this episode leaves for the month until he learns more about this in the coming months.

Prompto will be the first to rub your back or shoulder. This chocobo is completely in turn with your emotions. Instead of talking your ear off like normal, he is good with just cuddling with you unless you are in an angry mood. If you are like such, he’ll let pass over until you let him come by you again. When you get embarrassed, he’ll just kiss your forehead and say there’s nothing to worry about. 

Gladio is A++ masseuse with those strong hands when your tummy is hurting from those cramps.  He’ll pick you up to where you need to go if its that bad. And if you wanna punch someone, his abs are there for your pleasure during this time. 

Ignis is the best at listening and applying any knowledge he has about this time of the month. You are getting red in the face about all this? He’ll tell you to calm down and he’ll take good care of you. The best tea, food, and medicines are prepared for you and he gladly will accept your emotions going back and forth and deal with it accordingly. 

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Sooo~ What about H/C about Gladio and his S/o wedding and their first dance is Stand by Me, with all the bros there to brofist him? *sobs uncontrollably*

((This is a legit headcanon in and of itself. LOL. But here’s some extra headcanons to go along with it.))

Gladio has the biggest grin on his face while you are dancing with him. However, the longer the song goes on, he becomes a bubbling mess of... whatever that sobbing mess is. You’ll have to pat him on the back a few times.

The bros are definitely sobbing the entire time. (Ignis is just sniffling, but he definitely will be a cry baby after the entire night.)

Noctis just sits in a seat and contemplates. He’s happy that Gladio is finally got a partner. But... he’s gonna miss the big guy. 

Prompto will be taking pictures of this dange all night. Yes. He gets all the brofists on camera - but he neeeeeeds lots of them!

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FFXV and Overwatch

Since I have been playing way too much overwatch lately, I thought it would be fun to see what characters I would pair them up with to play. There were a few people not listed as these were the only ones I could think of right now.

Noctis – He plays Torbjörn most of the time, unless he wants to actually play more competitively. In short, he would just build that turret in the best possible place and defend. The prince is too lazy to move about to actually do anything. And if he’s in close range, he’ll just do a few pew pews and then bam, back to watching and repairing his turret.

Prompto – Tracer. He definitely plays Tracer. He enjoys her speed and the fact she can get in and out of places really fast. And seriously, he love Noct’s warping ability and this is the closest he’ll get him… but in a game. (Reaper has it too but… ugh, he doesn’t like him so much.) Plus her upbeat personality has him maining this chick-a-dee for days.

Gladiolus – Who do you think? REINHARDT. Besides being the beefiest character you can possibly play in the game, Gladio enjoys Reinhardt because he is reinhardt and Reinhardt is him. He doesn’t want any other mumbo jumbo from those other character. He will never, ever switch from him. And you try taking Reinhard from Gladiolus, he will be fast to point out his 56 hours just on him and no one else. You don’t mess the Gladio’s Reinhardt game.

Ignis – He’s a mixture of Zenyatta and Symmetra. Most of the time, he will play Zenyatta. He’s good at support and can do much better at attacking then Mercy could. (Plus, Luna would kill him for taking her.) While he can play Zenyatta well, Ignis will also play Symmetra equally, as placing those turrets in the best possible place makes him think about strategy.

Lunafreya – Mercy, Mercy me. She will be the on that always picks Mercy no matter how much you tell her not to. She might not be the best Mercy but damn sure does she try. But ask anyone, and they will tell you that, Luna has the best timed resurrections in the game.

Cor – He’s like Gladiolus in terms of picking one character and sticking with them. Soldier 76 is his man and he has clocked in hours with him. While people joke he sounds a lot like McCree, Cor has a natural affinity with him and enjoys his skill set, even if it’s a bit basic.

Ardyn – Personally, he thought he was going to be a Reaper. With his want to do destruction to a certain family, it would’ve been perfect. But then… they released Sombra, and Ardyn was in love. Sure, she can’t do a punch of damage – but damn be it if her personality didn’t match his and she could be a pain in the ass character if played right. For the few games he knows he’s been as Sombra against Noct… well.. let’s just say, he enjoys being the a-hole that gives the gift that keeps on given: saltiness.

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Cafe Asks ☕️

Vanilla Chai Latte : Are you in love? Flat White : Coffee or Tea? Cappuccino : What’s your middle name? Mocha : Dream Job? Pumpkin Spice : Dream car? Jasmine Tea : If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? Old English : You’re stranded on an island, who do you bring with you? Iced Chocolate : Do you have a crush on someone? Caramel Frappe : Favorite video game? Iced Lemon Tea : Favorite song/band? Iced Cafe Mocha : Favorite thing to do on rainy days? Hot Chocolate : Are you an affectionate person? Caramel Macchiato : You’re travelling the entire world but you can only take one person with you. Who do you take? Green Tea : How tall are you? Early Grey Tea : The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! What’s your plan of action? Mint Tea : How do you relax? Vanilla Latte : Board games or drinking games? Iced Coffee : Do you like reading? If so, what’s your favorite book? Italian Soda : Describe your dream date Sparkling Water : Describe what qualities you look for in a person Orange Juice : Have you ever had a valentine? Rose Hip Tea : Describe your first kiss Herbal Tea : You’re at a candle shop, what scented candle do you buy?

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Not sure if I should do characters and what characters they would play in Overwatch. I’ve been playing a lot of it and have had some headcanons on who would play what. Lol. I’m not sure though. 

What do you guys think?

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I'm the anon of the funny walking Ardyn's s/o. Ok. That was so funny. Thank you ❤ and since I love the way you play Ardyn - not scared to say you are the best around - I would like to ask for another headcanon, if I can. Papa Ardyn e mama s/o interrupted during imsureyoucanguesswhat by little daughter who just had a nightmare - little princess also has a black chocobo plush. Thank you ❤

(*Snickers* Also, sorry this took a while. Requests were down when you asked about this. I had a google docs saved for this one thankfully lol. Also, I did this assuming the kid is like 2-3 years old.)

Ardyn will legit just be looking at her, holding her little chocobo. He’ll have a very awkward smile that will make you giggle. For all this time he’s been alive, this man is in utter disbelief on what to do. 

He just lays on top of you, trying to cover you up as your daughter gets closer. 

Of course, she is bawling; so he takes this time to just reach over and pet her head. This gives you time to roll out and actually change. He serving as a distraction while he lies there trying to help. Ardyn gives you a look of only being able to do so much half covered in a sheet. 

Once you are able to take your daughter into your arms, he make sure she faces away from him, giving him enough time to put on a pair of pants and… finish up whatever he was doing. 

Seeing as… well… your bed is out of the question, Ardyn suggests you and your daughter go to her room. 

He ends up telling her a bed time story while you are cuddling with her and he’s spooning the both of you on her smaller bed. This eventually lulls her to sleep. (Yay.) But it also seems to make you doze off as well. 

A small, genuine smile will cross his face, finally being able to sleep softly with you and your daughter in his arms.Ardyn’s neck is gonna hurt like hell in the morning and your leg fell asleep from falling off the bed in the middle of the night.

All for that little daughter of yours. All for her. 

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Gladiolus & Cor [Episode:Gladiolus]

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SIX YES ALL THE FUN YOU WANT ARDYN

This was too good to not post. Lol. Anonnie, I feel ya

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“you are the puppet, and you must die”

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FINAL FANTASY XV: March Update Trailer  

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I Could Taste Test For Ya!

Ardyn, Tenebrae treats are not for you.

Honestly I just wanted an excuse to draw Ravus abusing Ardyn, lol.

Apron Inspirations: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4

Click the image for better quality. Original draw your squad here!

Please don’t repost, remove caption or edit without permission, thank you! Reblogs are loved!

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How would the bros react after their s/o brings them back to life. (Like she has to sacrifice her own life in order to bring them back) and the bros just knew that she can bring people back to life and thought that it was awesome to do something like that. And in the end they found out that she sacrificed her life for theirs. And as bonus they meet their s/o in their dream but just once. What would they say? (I hope I didn't make this request too complicated.)

((Okay, going to take this in parts. First intial reactions probably won’t change between the four of them at all. In their dreams, they would be different, however.))

Reaction: 

All of the boys would feel somber that you would use your life to make sure they lived again. Teary eyed for sure, and probably, some gross sobbing for sure. Grateful that they are still alive, each of them would make sure you were remembered. Even if it is just between the guys and whoever you were closest with. Each day, you would be in their minds while going about their daily tasks. 

Dreams and what they would say

Noctis: “I can’t believe you gave your life for me. You know…” He will have pauses as his lower lip quivers. “I miss you… and I want you to be there. But… I’m doing my best to be a king you’ll be proud of. I just…wish you could still be by my side. I love you. I love you. I love you.”

Prompto: “Please… come back… You gave yourself up for me, but what I wouldn’t do to get you back too. I love you too much to be away from you!” He’ll show you pictures, from his dream of course. “I…will remember us… with all our memories forever more.”

Gladiolus: In the dream, he pulls you in a big hug. “You did a brave thing back there. Strongest person I have ever known. I loved you hard and deep. Still comes back to me some days you aren’t there. But stay strong, and wait for me. We’ll see each other some day.”

Ignis: “You’re not here, my love. But I want you to know that you will always be in my heart. I would’ve served you for the rest of your days. Even if I couldn’t see you those last moment then, I can see your face perfectly now. And it still holds that radiance the first day we met. We will be together in this next life. I hope you will be willing to wait.”

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Can I please ask for some promptoxreaderxnoctis poly hcs?? Thank you >:3c

(Haha. I think I remember this one before I did a mass purge lol. So, I’m doing this one first. Keeping this pretty sfw. I’m not in a poly relationship myself… I hope this okay!)

Considering how close Noctis and Prompto are with each other already, this relationship will be smooth sailing. Both boys fill niches for each other and for you. 

Prompto is the more empathetic of the two and if either you or Noct need someone to talk to about a certain situation. While he can be brash, he will take a little more time to understand the situation, being more wary before making any suggestions to help. 

That being said, if you and Prompto need a shoulder to cry on but don’t need someone to just tell you words of comfort, Noctis is the pillar in this situation. He’ll stay close to both of you and just hold you in his arms. You two are his precious people and he doesn’t want to make you both feel safe. 

While Noctis might be a bit begrudging at times, you all enjoy taking photos, and damn, Prompto makes sure all three of you are in them. Memories are good. If it ends up just being two of you in a picture at once, Noctis will usually take the reigns and grab some more photos of you and Prompto just together. And you gladly sneak in some of just Noctis and Prompto. 

Of course, all of these are scrapbooked. 

So how does the sleeping situation work? Well, honestly, none of you care. Half the time it ends up with Noctis on top of two of you while you try to sleep since. Normally you might scooch closer to Prompto since he’s much more used to the prince’s sleeping habits. 

You are Noctis’ left over food eater. Prompto and you made sure to have a rock-paper-scissor’s battle over this. And you lost bad. 

Noctis clearly beats everyone at competitive video games of you three. Even when you invite people over, he just wipes the floor. 

FLUFFEH - While he might be quiet, Noctis enjoys giving both Prompto and you affectionate nuzzles both in public and private. They are like little dive bombs, but are much appreciated when he does then. 

FLUFFEH - Prompto has an affinity to draw little hearts on both of the upper side of yours and Noctis’ hands. They end up getting a small smiley faces. But back on him, both you and Noctis take his pens that he is using and draw them on his hands. And sneak attack, Prompto becomes a sandwich in a plethora of cheek kisses from you two.

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that "wink wink" killed me

Well, you know it’s true. :P