wtfis-a-blog
wtfis-a-blog
The Fish And I. That Is All
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I have no pronouns. Please do not refer to me. (He/him) My entire existence is a mockery of what it means to be human. Aspiring ornithologist. Terminally online. Yes, I do not understand how to use this hellsite. No, I do not want to learn. Omg moomins moomins omg. Philly Flyers fan.
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wtfis-a-blog · 1 month ago
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Call me a baker the way I be needing dough
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wtfis-a-blog · 2 months ago
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I do not recall posting this
How silly?
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wtfis-a-blog · 2 months ago
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How silly?
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wtfis-a-blog · 3 months ago
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Increase lapham when decrease hipturkey walks in
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wtfis-a-blog · 3 months ago
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I am so itchy. None of the other kitties will talk to me. Not one purrs at me. No kitty wants to be my pet. They think I am… allergic. They send me from apartment to apartment giving head scratches in their name.
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wtfis-a-blog · 3 months ago
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Me getting a new girlfriend as a recession indicator
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wtfis-a-blog · 3 months ago
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She Wilson on my Jim till I Greg all over the House
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wtfis-a-blog · 4 months ago
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The Nissan Juke is gods perfect creation
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wtfis-a-blog · 7 months ago
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Ronar Regen
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wtfis-a-blog · 9 months ago
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CHARACTER ACTRESS MARGO MARTINDALE!!!?!?
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wtfis-a-blog · 9 months ago
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wtfis-a-blog · 9 months ago
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“ I got involved with the taliban”
-Donald John Trump
9/10/2024
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wtfis-a-blog · 10 months ago
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In the J.P. Straight up “morgin it”. And by “it”, haha, well. Let’s justr say. My sub-prime loan
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wtfis-a-blog · 1 year ago
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Am I supposed to feel something?
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wtfis-a-blog · 1 year ago
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call your mom a tornado siren the way i make her wail at exactly 12:00pm every Wednesday
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wtfis-a-blog · 2 years ago
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SILENCE, TWINK *explodes you*
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wtfis-a-blog · 2 years ago
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There is a bird in my shirt
(And I love him)
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