I have no pronouns. Please do not refer to me. (He/him) My entire existence is a mockery of what it means to be human. Aspiring ornithologist. Terminally online. Yes, I do not understand how to use this hellsite. No, I do not want to learn. Omg moomins moomins omg. Philly Flyers fan.
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Increase lapham when decrease hipturkey walks in
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I am so itchy. None of the other kitties will talk to me. Not one purrs at me. No kitty wants to be my pet. They think I am… allergic. They send me from apartment to apartment giving head scratches in their name.
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Me getting a new girlfriend as a recession indicator
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She Wilson on my Jim till I Greg all over the House
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“ I got involved with the taliban”
-Donald John Trump
9/10/2024
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In the J.P. Straight up “morgin it”. And by “it”, haha, well. Let’s justr say. My sub-prime loan
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call your mom a tornado siren the way i make her wail at exactly 12:00pm every Wednesday
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