wurstproldiers
wurstproldiers
it’s a tough galaxy out there
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wurstproldiers · 3 hours ago
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there's a kill switch that could kill olethra from the outside? she can't leave the mech in battle mode? it's truly just chekov's firing squad out here
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wurstproldiers · 16 hours ago
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Pappy always meant well.
Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! Episode 7 "Melee Among the Magnamensa" bonus: spot the difference
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wurstproldiers · 17 hours ago
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thinking about that failed insight in ep2 from when olethra was talking to monty about how close she was with comfrey, how monty initiated asking if olethra and her grandmother got along, and when olethra answers that, to her, comfrey was a cool, sweet, kind genius monty did not exactly expand upon or respond to that
thinking about how marya says she saw comfrey there when straka attacked, that she apparently appeared out of nowhere, and now she is scared that comfrey was the one to activate the beast
thinking about how comfrey’s sos broadcast included her mentioning that her expedition disembarked from the power station with the assistance of the house of fehujar, yet the constructs all warned that the house of fehujar was not welcome in the station, and a fair few people in tabira reacted disagreeably with hearing that name
thinking about how mordecestershire and comfrey were absolutely working together, how comfrey told him she did not want to take any of her old crew with her
just thinking that maybe comfrey and her relationship with the original adventures are more strained than we might think
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wurstproldiers · 18 hours ago
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Van Rambling IncomingTM (episode 7/preview spoilers)
AINT NO MF WAY- a theory/guessimation i made back in episode 3 is still holding weight????
just finished the episode and watched the previews— did i fucking snipe partially what was happening with van back a month ago??!????? (that being her prosthesis essentially acts as a grounding point/restraining device of van’s curse- ie her arm is cursed after Whatever Happened To Her to make her lose the arm in the first place [which we know comfrey was involved with as she made the arm and likely Was Present during the moment and now we know comfrey also appeared during the straka attack…]) and now she REFUSES to take the arm off???? “it keeps it in????”
girl i know what you are! I KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEEEE!!! i bet she has those cephalopod ‘w’ shaped pupils doing elevated sight- i see the tentacles on the prosthesis design itself- and siobhan is wearing a goddamn ‘le poulpe colossal’ tshirt next ep…. i’m so sat for seeing how this plays out holy shit. good fucking soup
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wurstproldiers · 18 hours ago
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Solid.
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wurstproldiers · 18 hours ago
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alright well next week can’t come soon enough
i’m actually so interested in van chapman like i NEED her timeskip history immediately please
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wurstproldiers · 19 hours ago
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my favorite stills from tonight
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wurstproldiers · 19 hours ago
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training at revington with blaneport, preparing to be bitten in the torso and thighs. in a normal way
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wurstproldiers · 19 hours ago
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need to turn murph’s beep! into a text alert
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wurstproldiers · 21 hours ago
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Also most of the crew calling him Max. Like yes you are a Gotch son but you are Max! Not Maxwell! That distinction, the separation from the "You are just like your brothers in all ways." The omission of the family trademark. The well. Just Max.
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wurstproldiers · 21 hours ago
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can we fic writers agree to use a common tag on our fics for cloudward ho? so tht it's easier for ppl to find fanfic just for this campaign rather than rummage through & guess at what tags to filter, I've seen one already in use but bc it isnt established as the overall tag to use a person is gonna miss out on a lot of fic written for this campaign & I don't think that's fair to anyone: not to the reader who wants to find fic for this campaign & definitely not to the writers who bless us w their creations & deserve to have ppl finding & reading & reacting & commenting on their hard work... here's a screenshot of the tag I've been seeing ppl use & have been personally following/filtering for & think we should use
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IMPORTANT EDIT: it is not too late, writers who've already published cloudward ho fic, to go back into ao3 & edit the tags to include the above👍🏻
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wurstproldiers · 22 hours ago
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i’m actually so interested in van chapman like i NEED her timeskip history immediately please
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wurstproldiers · 23 hours ago
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Our humble Dungeon Master and Intrepid Heroes put their culinary skills to the test! 🧑‍🍳🥬⚔
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wurstproldiers · 1 day ago
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tag yourself as an emoji from each of the categories
💀🌙🧋🎸🚀⛓️🌀🏳️‍⚧️
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wurstproldiers · 1 day ago
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me as a writer
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wurstproldiers · 2 days ago
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Thinking about Maxwell's chronic Can't Shut the Fuck Up disease, and how easy it would've been to find out about The Max if you went to his college. Like you start to hear rumors that the quiet rich kid in your history class is a campus-famous boxer. You go and ask around, go to a fight or two when you think he might be there, try and collect rumors about him. Then one day you just go up to him and ask if he has a secret boxing persona called The Max and he goes Oh yeah totally. Because why would you care.
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wurstproldiers · 2 days ago
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I know the season's not over yet and its awkward spoiler territory but fingers crossed for Cloudward Ho! in the Seattle Quangle show?? 🙏
Mainly I just want the crew of the Zephyr to meet the crew of the Wurst. 🥹
More specifically I want Bert to teach Zortch to make aiolis out of powdered egg substitute.
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