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Ksz: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Wylan: Okay.
*later*
Nina : Three! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Kaz, whispering: Deny everything.
Wylan, loudly: That isn't a chair.
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I know we all clown on Kaz for saying his mother is Ketterdam but honestly can you imagine him saying that knowing full well no one knew what happened when he was "birthed in the harbor" with Jordie, thinking he'd never be strong enough to tell any of them the truth
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inej and kaz having issues with touch due to trauma. kaz and wylan drowning and being reborn in the ketterdam harbor. wylan and jesper feeling like they have to hide a part of themselves due to their fathers. jesper and nina being grisha with addictions. nina and matthias being raised as a weapon rather than a human. matthias and inej being deeply religious. inej and wylan making themselves smaller because of the abuse they suffered. wylan and matthias being forced into a life of crime. matthias and kaz losing their parents and siblings. kaz and jesper being thrown into the barrel because of reckless behavior involving money. all of these characters being so different yet so similar and forever interconnected with each other because they know that no one else will understand
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Jasper: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Wylan: I saw you.
Jasper: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Nina in a turkey costume.
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Matthias : Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Jasper: Even better!
Matthias : What the fuck did you-
Jasper: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Wylan: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Jasper: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Kaz: A realist sees a freight train.
Matthias : The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
#wylan van eck#crow club#incorrect crows#shadow and bone#jesper fahey#kaz brekker#matthias helvar#kazzle dazzle
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Wylan: ARE YOU-
Matthias : Fucking.
Wylan: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Matthias : Fucking.
Wylan: IDIOT!
Kaz: …What was that?
Matthias : Jesper banned Wylan from swearing, so I’m helping them out.
#wylan van eck#crow club#incorrect crows#shadow and bone#six of crows matthias#jesper fahey#soc wylan#kaz brekker
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Inej: Look guys, I need help.
Matthias : Love help?
Jesper: Financial help?
Nina: Emotional help?
Wylan: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Wylan*
Wylan: What?
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in s2e5, when wesper wake up together, jesper says “i quite like the way you look in the morning.”
wylan then ducks his head and covers his face with his arms, doing his little tic he did everytime he smiled because of jesper
and jesper just reaches for his chin and kissed him. then wylan immediately lowered his hands and relaxed onto jesper’s chest
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wylan's eyelashes appreciation post
"And his lashes were longer." "I didn't know you were paying attention," murmured Wylan. Jesper grinned. "I was paying attention."
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the fact that not only did Wylan go from admiring the butterflies to killing them in less than five minutes but also Inej just... listened? this man she barely knows pushes a butterfly through a tiny hole in the wall and she just thinks 'bet' and eats it
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#don’t mind me just crying because wylan labels his bottles with music notes so he can read them
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#wesper being wholesome in the background
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Jesper threatening someone: I will stab you.
Wylan, standing next to him, narrowing his eyes: Stabby stab.
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What if Kaz Brekker met Nico di Anglo?
Nico: Uh, excuse me?
Kaz: Yes?
Nico: This spirit I’ve been talking to told me to tell you something.
Kaz, confused: Um.. okay?
Nico: He says everything is gonna be okay, whatever that means.
Kaz: Who is it?
Nico: He says his name’s Jordie. Do you know him?
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Runaway rich autistic boy and runaway grisha adhd boyfriend real
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