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Always remember the three monkey emojis

🙈🙉🙊

Same goes for diapers. I didn't see a thing

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Fort Max:I have a headache

Megatron:my back hurts

Fort Max:I’ll rub your back

Megatron:I’ll give you head

Fort Max:what

Megatron:*on his knees already*what

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WAAAH HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK!!! lug and anode, as requested by my instagram followers :3

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liking a character from a thing you don’t like

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Fortress Maximus @ Overlord : I hate your mom

Megatron : *waves or something milfy idk she’s just existing*

Fortress Maximus : J K she’s a milf

Fortress Maximus : can we have a sleepover

Overlord : 🧍‍♀️

Fortress Maximus : nO. I don’t wanna bang ur mom

Fortress Maximus : jk she’s a milf

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MEGATRON AND KILOTON?!!!! WIN💯💯💯

Tagging @withoutalice (aka the artist) @cyber-neptune @seraphim-seeker @nomiyakazehaya @steelthroat @clitoris-maximus and anyone else who wants to join :3

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

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Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions

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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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You think Smokescreen have flashbacks to Optimus's dying when Ultra Magnus got knocked down or..

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メガトロンとジャガー

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I start working again in the next few weeks!

I start working again in the next few weeks…

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Thinking about my cryptid Megatron aus again…