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needing a crap but then realizing you can't really go bc you have guests..ffs 

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magic conch shell should i start my homework

the conch has spoken

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i was an athiest until i realised i was god

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you try to blame me and i hate it, the way you play me is so frustrating

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i just baked a cake

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i really want to run a confessions/gossip blog for an rpg, so if you're looking for one hit me up

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love perrie edwards so much ok

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i wish i had friends

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girls that think having depression or anxiety or bipolar disorder is cute and quirky

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haylor appears to be happening and every harry styles fan seems to turn against taylor - those who liked her before especially. i'm sorry, but stop contradicting yourself, one minute you love taylor and when she's with harry you hate her and start calling her names. um, forever a swiftie me.

edit; i really don't give a shit if it's for publicity or not bc i'm pretty sure taylor doesn't  need anymore and neither does harry..soooo

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1. your real name: Zoya

2. your detective name (favorite color and favorite animal): red cat

3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): naomi manor

4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): coanazotes

5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): white door

6. goth name (black and one of your pets): black phoebe

Everyone has six names.

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i d e k anymore

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men: I can’t stand girls with low self-esteem, it’s such a turn off

men: Ew a fat girl ew stretch marks I want to be able to pick a girl up and kiss her and hold her in the air wow she has a flat chest mosquito-bite boobs oh gosh I don’t like boobs that big they get in the way I want a flat tummy on my girl oh she has to have a great body no love handles yuck beef curtains are gross I like big nipples I like small nipples yuck thunder thighs no that’s too thin you look anorexic I love curves no not plus-size just skinny girls with small waists and big hips wow caked on make-up is such a turn-off yet I worship this celebrity that has never been seen without make-up and I watch porn so my idea of a real woman is thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and I have unreasonable standards that real women will never be able to attain

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hey harry welcome to da club