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hx’s inner monologue: im only saving this idiot so i can enact my revenge later. obviously

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I don’t think we make fun of Oromë enough for naming his horse so stupidly.

Like no wonder Celegorm named his dog Dog. Oromë fucking named his horse Neigh

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getting back on my merrywyn soapbox because I wanna see the look on all the other hobbits' faces when merry brings his hot, giant, stabby lady wife back to the shire

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i need s small crocheted glorfindel so i can keep him in my pocket

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i feel like li lianhua coming to love fang duobing goes hand in hand with forgiving his past self. like in the scene in episode 6, where he talks to his shifus grave and draws the parallels between fang duobing and you li xiangyi - he does it fondly. he calls him reckless, arrogant and a piece of work. he also calls him talented and he smiles while talking about him.

so while fang duobing matures A LOT (i've hardly ever seen a character with that much noticeable emotional growth and learning curve! we should acknowledge it more, he's no naive boy anymore by the end), atleast in the beginning he mirrors to li lianhua his own past self that the latter's been trying to bury so desperately. li xiangyi of the past who has made mistakes, who was naive (naiver even than li lianhua is aware of at this point) and selfish. but it feels like, over the 10 years of solitude he has started to accept his past, weaknesses included. and over the course of the show, while grudgingly coming to love fang duobing and all his quirks he learns to see value in those quirks the way he had them, as well.

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Stages of Understanding Legolas’s age

0: Oh look, I’m watching the movies and he looks fairly young

1: Ohhhh, he’s an Elf, he must be old as heck.

2: Oh he’s young for an Elf, aww, grumpy teenager.

3: Elves live for thousands of years, but at 100 they are fully grown. 2000 years old is a very respectable age for an Elf.

4: Elves age primarily by their experiences and practically nothing has happened in the last 3000 years on Middle Earth. Legolas has spent his life so far running pest control in his isolated kingdom, compared to every other Elf here, he is absurdly young.

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kyaa we’re late for the conclave

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kind of crazy that Cardinal Lawrence started the movie having a crisis of faith and depressed about not feeling God’s presence but the moment he decided to try to get over it and try to be Pope anyway God showed up and blasted the roof off the place directly over his head specifically to tell him to sit back down. Dad who hasn’t been home in months and then shows up at your little league game to boo

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It is delightful to me that out of the limited information we have about Wei Qingwei, two canonical facts about him are:

He makes bad jokes at inappropriate times.

Wan Jian Peak has pet pangolins for some reason.

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Kinda mermay but #tentacleMay

16. Too many eyes

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The return of the protagonist

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Pursuit

--- Starting #Mermay with Black Water!

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Kinda mermay but #tentacleMay

18. Fluff, cause I don't today's prompt 😅😅😅

"you said "I do" A-Jiu"

"I changed my mind!"

"Why did you made this dress, then?"

"It's for bad days!"

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction