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Just asked gpt“how do I nonchalantly tell someone I love you”

Things it wants me to say:

*"Hey, just so you know... you're kinda the best. Like, a lot. Miss you sometimes. Okay, maybe more than sometimes."*

Or, with a playful tone:

*"You're seriously the worst... at being anything less than amazing. Also, I might've missed you. A little. Or a lot.

Whatever."*

If you want it even more subtle but still affectionate:

*"Just thinking... you're pretty great. Like, really great. Okay, fine-you're my favorite. Happy?"*

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miiiistaaa🥺 meeeestaaaaaa😥😥😥

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Zyns r cool but having to wait after eating is gods curse

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just spent three hours paying to steal from Roblox kids

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Starting an onlyfans doesn’t seem like such a bad idea

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I’ve been SLEEPING on rainbow kitten surprise

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HOT take.

the BLFC Pizza Party Incident was FUNNY and the host knew exactly what he was doing and he ended up being right

I get the whole “it leaves a bad impression on the furry community” but let’s bfr. NORMAL people judge them because it’s objectively gross. EVIL people judge just bc it’s furries doing it n they want another reason to hate

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Alexa play I bet on losing dogs

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Hip hop lore is crazy

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Want to redownload insta soooooooooo bad rn

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upper decky zynny and poof alllll my pain blows away

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buying things: 😁😁😆😆😇😇

opening up bank account: ☹️☹️😔😞

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deleted insta just to try n open it back up again

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bruh ……

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When I was younger, I was banned from electronics for two whole weeks straight

Punishment for “hacking” my friends animal jam account.

I was maybe 10 years old and I despised that punishment. What was I supposed to do for fun??

I built stories with my legos, taking pieces from mismatched sets and starting a family. I gave them personalities, jobs, and even made them go to war. And have sex??? 😥

I went outside, the cul-de-sac surrounded by fake bamboo, and made bows and arrows with sticks and twine. They broke, but I was still katniss for a short period of time.

It was during this two weeks of time where I made the best memories with my neighbors. About a week in, I had gained enough courage to gather up my friends. The kids who lived on my culdesac. The lower culdesac. I told them to bring their best nerf guns, we were going to war.

Marching up the unnecessarily steep road, we found ourselves staring head on at a set of houses we’d only heard of through legend.

A sector of our humble neighborhood that we were convinced wasn’t real, due to our parents insistence on us not going up there.

The Upper Cul-De-Sac.

That day, I swallowed my fear and knocked on the doors of each house to invite the The Upper Cul-De-Sac Kids to have a nerf war with us.

To my absolute surprise, they did want to play with us.

I remember thinking to myself that night, at ten years old, “this has been the best week of my life! I don’t even miss animal jam”

But eventually my probation was over

and I could return to my grandpas computer

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I genuinely mad rn

I wanted to write a “I hate my dad why is he seeking validation from me” post but instead I got hit with the “accusing him of something you’re constantly insecure about” counter-thought

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want to be strong but lifting weights is soooooo boring 😒