xandertheundead - Tumblr blog

[xandertheundead]

Quick panel redraw because, even if you're the worst, Rosinha sees you and loves you 💖

[xandertheundead]

Love the idea of José and Panchito raising a bunch of plants together (yes, they all have names and they're all girls) 🪴🌵🌺

[xandertheundead]

Panchito is the friend who can’t walk straight. Both of you on the sidewalk? After about 10 steps shoulders are touching.

20 steps: The whole side of your body and his are now completely joined as one.

25 steps: You move to the side only to notice you are now walking on the grass. He continues to unconsciously walk a straight line like a drunk labradoodle horribly failing a sobriety test.

30-60 steps: The cycle repeats itself until you are on the curb.

65 steps: Oncoming traffic

[xandertheundead]

Love the idea of José and Panchito raising a bunch of plants together (yes, they all have names and they're all girls) 🪴🌵🌺

[xandertheundead]

Anything You Say (May Be Held Against You)

Read Chapter one here!

Charlie adores being an attorney with Smith Law. He gets to make a difference and help people, plus his boss is his long-time idol. There's only one thing about it that he doesn't love- dealing with the corporate law firms and their asshole attorneys. One of those firms is Lockwood and Co. and one of those assholes is Nick Nelson.

The two of them already have a tense history so when they're both assigned as leads on a case it's no surprise that sparks fly (both from anger and lust).

A hate sex lawyer AU Based on a plot bunny from the HSAO3 Server

Taggign @uncreative-user-name since you had asked! :)

[xandertheundead]

@the-lazy-eye your homestuck queue is exploding 🤣

[xandertheundead]

We both had a nickel for a soda at the drug store!

[xandertheundead]

How would you feel about a high school au with The Three Caballeros in it?

Sorry this took so long to answer! I had a work deadline that consumed me for a bit!

So, I already have way too many ideas about their college years so I never really gave a HS AU much thought. I think HS AU, if I was to ever write one, would have to be less about the actual going on in school and more about adventures they would go on mainly because it has been a long time since I’ve been in HS and there are so many things that have changed that I wouldn’t even know where to start 😂

I think Panchito and José would have to be exchange students because I can’t hand wave how a Mexican and Brazilian are somehow in a US high school. Also you can take the birds out of their countries but you can’t take the countries out of them so I can’t just go “Oh well! They just American!” So I would make them exchange students and since the Duck family is Aces about communicating and taking care of their own kids there could be hijinks or confusion where Hortense signs up to be a host family but at Scrooges residence because that’s where Della and Donald stay a lot of the time even during the school year. Since the manor is so large, it can house not only one exchange student, but TWO!

That’s how you would get the teenage crew of Della, Donald, José & Panchito under one roof.

And of course among death defying and amazing adventures around the world, you would have the teen birds learn their way around each other. Of course with all of that comes with feelings and confusion because they are just learning who they are. Becoming friends, having crushes, squabbling, sharing a love of music and just trying to figure out how to pass Algebra II.

Scrooge will probably want to kill either all of them or himself at least nine times a week and give his sister weekly rage calls about how if she wants extra kids she can come over here and take care of her own kids first.

[xandertheundead]

during this tax season zé has a message for you

[xandertheundead]

Happy birthday to me!

[xandertheundead]

Facebook needs to stop telling me what to do for my birthday.

[xandertheundead]

Hello My Friend, My Dear, My Love

Having a gay crisis about one of your best friends was one thing.

Having a gay crisis after you spend a long passion-filled night with one of your best friends was something entirely different.

Running from problems was not something Panchito usually did, preferring to face them head-on so he could solve them and get on with his life. Running was something cowards did, especially when it was not only you but also involved a dear one’s thoughts and feelings as well, and this time Panchito could call himself nothing other than that.

Prompt Written for @mitosmitosis

Read it on AO3 here!

[xandertheundead]

replaying yakuza 0 w a friend

[xandertheundead]

2024 has brought me…

A busted Engine in a 2020 car

Return of Covid

Family being horribly sick for weeks

Youngest catching whooping cough

Vertigo

Working with a god damn bitch

Work Stress like whoa

Now youngest has lice

[xandertheundead]

Un pour tous, tous pour un!

Donald as Athos, Panchito as Porthos, José as Aramis

The AU that I am surprised I have not seen a lot of! Moreso basing this on the novel by Alexandre Dumas, one of my favorites of all time <3 more to come for this AU, for sure...

[xandertheundead]

Made with @polisena-art PanJosé heatwave comic!

Made and posted with permission! Thank you, dearest, for letting me unleash this on your lovely art! Hope you all enjoy this nightmare!

J: Now that's more like it! Rio is hot, but here it's too much!

P: I'm used to the heat!

[xandertheundead]

HI IT'S CARNAVAL HIIII