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xbamboowishesx · 29 minutes
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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xbamboowishesx · 2 hours
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Here’s my analysis on what a Canes vs Rangers round two will look like, using what I’ve learned from college and my own experience. Also I’m a fucking diehard Canes fan so acting not biased is hard lmao. Look below the cut
The Hurricanes: known for their aggressive forecheck, speed, and puck possession. They create offensive opportunities through quick transitions and active defensemen joining the rush. Our fourth line is not to be trifled with, as they’re noteworthy too. Our defense are two way. Teravainen, Svechnikov, and Skjei are highly noteworthy. Freddie Andersen is an excellent goalie who is a great case of letting players fully recover from injuries and illness. Teravainen has 22 goals and 25 assists. We are not exactly a feisty, high scoring, or elitely superstar team but make no mistake: we are tough. I contribute this to the Canes not having a TRUE superstar (although imo Svechy is up there)
The Rangers: They rely on a balanced attack, strong goaltending, and disciplined defensive play. They capitalize on turnovers and have a lethal power play. Shesterkin and Quick are some of the best goalies in the league as of right now, posting a .931% and .911% respectively. Mika has been a ✹ key player ✹ with 1 goal and six assists in the first round.
Taking a look at the past regular season: So, the Rangers are 2-1-0 against my Canes. Meaning they’ve won 2 games and lost the other. Canes don’t seem to generate much goals in those lost games, as both were less than two. But on the sole win, we won 6-1. Not that the Canes CANT generate offense, but something was missing.
taking a look at past post seasons: In the 2022 second round, the Rangers defeated the Hurricanes in a hard-fought 7-game series. However, in the 2020 best-of-5 Stanley Cup Qualifiers, the Hurricanes swept the Rangers. 2023 did not see the two rivals meet, so it’s truly going to be interesting to see who wins here.
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xbamboowishesx · 2 hours
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Fuck you Arrow McLaren.
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matt rempe - on the bench in the first period!! 04282024 // round 1, game 4
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xbamboowishesx · 12 hours
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Outside my dorm right now, it is raining softly and windy. It’s cool in here. Everything feels right with the world, for now
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xbamboowishesx · 13 hours
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Carolina takes on the Rangers for R2, WHEN we make it. Glad we don’t have to go against Washington, but at the same time, in MY OPINION ONLY, Washington would be a slightly easier team. They struggle a lil bit with defense consistently, and the Canes have a defensively structured team. That being said: Rangers have a quick forecheck and rapid transitions. Annnnd they have really good goalies. THAT BEING SAID PART TWO: Canes dmen are really good at playing offense as well. Our 4th line is strong too! We are also aggressive forecheckers
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xbamboowishesx · 13 hours
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Sorry mom but that academically higher ranked more expensive college is WAY BETTER FOR MT FUTURE than the cheap low ranked “never heard of this outside of this state” college for a fucking reason. This college isn’t known for having a good communications department. It’s only known for education, business, musical theatre for some goddamn reason, and health. There’s a reason why Big City University is better. A video by someone you sent isn’t changing my mind. You’re either gonna support me, or you won’t. I have put my effort into learning about coms here. There are opportunities here in this state yes, but academically things are hard to come by. Support is bad.
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xbamboowishesx · 14 hours
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My boy!! Pyotr!!
his smile 😭😭😭
(04/27 canes @ isles - game 4)
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April 27th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day
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ANDREI SVECHNIKOV Postgame Quotes | April 25, 2024
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xbamboowishesx · 14 hours
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Pat Maroon absolutely gives wildly good hugs, he looks huggable. Also makes Sway look SMOL
pat your goalie
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free him he did it but i dont care
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xbamboowishesx · 15 hours
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doodles I did on stream the other day
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xbamboowishesx · 18 hours
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via canes’s ig story
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xbamboowishesx · 19 hours
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Every Artemi’s smile is the next step to my death 💕
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xbamboowishesx · 20 hours
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Definitely seal point
reblog for sample size !!
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