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Zyglavis: Ugh, I hardly slept last night
Partheno: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you
Zyglavis: Who the hell would be thinking about me at 3am?
Scorpio: *gay panic*
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I’m looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it.
- Ichthys, probably
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Teorus: -and now for a Gay Update with Partheno.
Partheno: Getting gayer.
Teorus: Thank you Partheno. And now for the weather-
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Scorpio: *enters the room, visibly dishevelled* Sorry I’m late, I was... doing things.
Zyglavis: *walks into room, smirking smugly* I’m things.
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alternatively,
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Scorpio: *walks into room, smirking smugly* Sorry I’m late, I was... doing things.
Leon: *enters the room, visibly dishevelled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
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Scorpio: Hey Partheno, are you a painting-
Partheno: -because you’d love to nail me against the wall? Oh Scorpio~ I never knew you felt that wa-
Scorpio: No
Scorpio: I want to hang you
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Aigo: *googling* snake bite on leg what to do
Google: elevate and apply pressure
Aigo: *lifting the snake real high* apologise or else.
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Shadow Dui: *pats Scorpio and Zyglavis on the back*
Shadow Dui: Good job, gays!
Scorpio: *nervous laughter* You meant gu-
Shadow Dui: Did I fucking stutter
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Shadow Dui: Scorpio, are you free on Friday, around 8pm?
Scorpio: Yeah...?
Shadow Dui: What about you, Zyglavis?
Zyglavis: Yes, why do you ask?
Shadow Dui: Perfect, because I’m not. You go without me. Enjoy your fucking date you emotionally awkward fucks.
Zyglavis: ...
Scorpio: Did you just-
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Ralph & Russo | Fall/Winter 2020 Couture
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Partheno: I got arrested last night for being too handsome
Scorpio: Yeah, you were released this morning due to a lack of evidence
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Truth or Dare
Ichthys: I dare Scorpio to prank call his dad!
Scorpio: Pfft. That it? *takes out phone* Siri, call Dad.
Siri: Ok, calling “Daddy”
Scorpio: nO NO NO
*Zyglavis’ phone rings*
The Gods: ...
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