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My ex came out as trans, and I'm over here like "Good for her. There goes any proof I've ever been anything but a lesbian."

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Babs: I didn't volunteer to co-parent you with Batman just so you could make your martyr complex worse.

Cass: not worse, better. The mission is life. YOLO. I am gigapilled chad of justice. No one doing it like me.

Babs:

Babs: TIM, DAMIAN, STOP TEACHING YOUR SISTER SLANG!

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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

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Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

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If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

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When someone pulls out a Dick Grayson fancast and its a romani actor not only does an angel get wings but the joker also gets punched in the face.

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Imagine Dick got tiny itty bit of stockholm syndrome from his time with Slade. Its like:

"I HATE you and everything you stand for. I never want to be around you. Fuck you and all your friends."

But also,

"Where the fuck do you think you're going. You're my best buddy. You stay where you are."

Slade is other there like.

"You hate me, I hate you, we're a happy family. With a great big hug and a bullet between us two, won't you say you hate me too. ♡"

Slade also makes sure Dick has good eating habits but won't miss the chance to absolutely throw hands with Dick.

So when the JL has to team up with their rouges and what not, they're having a meeting and Slade and Dick get teamed up. The OG Titans say fuck that. Dick says fuck that. Slade says fuck that.

But when Bruce suggests teaming them up with someone else, Slade and Dick stare at him. "Don't even fucking suggest that." says Dick as Slade says, "What the fuck gave you the impression that you needed to do that?"

I actually love Dick having a little bit of Stockholm Syndrome with Slade. They should have a totally toxic relationship. They become so codependent when they’re with each other, it’s disturbing.

But also? That’s Dick’s nemesis. No you can’t go beat up Deathstroke, he’s my villain. I’ll go deal with him. We have to team up with rogues? I hate Slade get him away from me. No you will not pair him up with anyone else he’s mine.

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@delis-4-meats @delis-4-meats @delis-4-meats

okay but what if

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god this movie was so amazing

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nailed it

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Dana: I'm so upset. I've lived in Gotham for five years and never got kidnapped by a rogue until I met you.

Jack: I've only been captured twice. Don't blame me.

Dana: I'll blame whoever I want!

Jack: I admit, being chained to a steel pipe by the Riddler isn't ideal, but let's focus on the positives.

Dana: the what

Jack: at least here I've finally escaped your wingman schemes. There's no way I can dream up ways for Bruce to be hotter while I'm in peril like this.

Batman *crashes through the window on a grapple*

Jack: DARN IT!

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Something something I was bored

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Talon! Dick follows every Robin. They are his nestlings, so he keeps an eye on their safety and happiness. But the thing is, Batman can't stop taking children and poor Talon can't keep up with them all. Some of them even fly off into space, so he's supposed to keep an eye on their safety?

At one point, he gets so upset that his youngest notices. The boy doesn't know what to do and calls an expert.

Damian: The Talon is broken.

Jason: Wait, what?

Damian: He won't stop touching me and he keeps making sad noises.

Jason: Okay? What do you want me to do?

Damian: Fix it! You tamed the Talon, it's your responsibility! *beeps*

Jason: Oh, you little...

(Jason eventually gets an answer from Talon, gathers all the kids in one place and lets him brush and take care of everyone. The kids grumble, but Talon is happy and that's the main thing. They have these gatherings every few weeks, everyone brings blankets for Talon's nest)

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples