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Anyone got any tips on leveling up quicker in Future Redeemed? I've been struggling to fight bosses to finish the enemypedia and I REFUSE to switch to easy mode

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I am going to eat my god damn computer mouse if I can't pull together any xenoblade related fics from my brain. And no, despite I actually want to make a story about a Xenoblade OC I created but CAN'T FUCKING DRAW, I'm not gonna do that cause writing fics isn't supposed to be about what I want, right?

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I can't wait for father's day not because I like my dad, but because I just KNOW there will be content of Shulk and Rex being dads

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I had a dream where Rex and Mythra's kid was revealed and the instrument they were associated with was a concertina

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It kills me how hero ascension quests range from "POH-TAY-TOES" to "get this poor man to a spa stat"

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This is true and you all know it. It just feels as if they were kept only as a nameless mention (meaning someone clearly talking about them without using names) because them both being there would resolve everything in seconds.

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this is what i got my visual arts certification for

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The face of a man who’s about to take aggro and die

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One day I'm gonna start talking like a Nopon on here and on that day I fully expect to be set on fire by my 15 followers.

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I feel like I should change my username

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them <3

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*SCREAMING*

XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 3 FANS WITH NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE SUBSCRIPTIONS, GO TO NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE ON YOUR SWITCH RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

THEY'VE GOT FUTURE REDEEMED ICON STUFF!!!!

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XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 3 FANS WITH NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE SUBSCRIPTIONS, GO TO NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE ON YOUR SWITCH RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

THEY'VE GOT FUTURE REDEEMED ICON STUFF!!!!

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I once had a dream where instead of off-seer flutes, it was off-seer kazoos and things would just be them going "Time to send this guy off" and just play the kazoo in the saddest manner possible

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I very much put this on the wrong blog....

The government has been lying to us,

THE CURE TO DEPRESSION IS A KAZOO AND A YOUTUBE PLAYLIST FULL OF KARAOKE SONGS OF YOUR CHOICE

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The government has been lying to us,

THE CURE TO DEPRESSION IS A KAZOO AND A YOUTUBE PLAYLIST FULL OF KARAOKE SONGS OF YOUR CHOICE

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Mio: I'm bored

Rex: Hi bored, I'm dad

Glimmer: That's not funny.

Rex pointing to Mio: No that's, bored.

11/10

I choked on a blueberry cause of this and I'm now upset cause I wanna draw this but I have chronic "can't draw Xenoblade characters" syndrome and severe art block

Rex would definitely use this joke.