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MCYT SEXYMAN WINNER JOE HILLS

[ID: the sexyman bracket, showing that the final winner is Joe Hills]

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YOU know that drag performers aren’t usually trans people. *I* know that. Right-wingers don’t. The attacks on drag shows are anti-trans attacks.

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reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

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The pure energy of Joe Hills just leaving his stream for 7 minutes before coming back with a full ass watering can with the intention of pouring a stupid amount of water OVER HIS COMPUTER so that he can test his water soluble pencil crayons. The way he colours a single page of an otherwise completely empty journal before promptly deciding to dunk the entire book under water just to see if the colour will smudge without actually being 100% sure that the pages are waterproof. Just the way he goes “what could possibly go wrong 🙃” as he‘s just casually watering this book like it’s a plant, as if this is not the most ridiculous scene I have ever seen in my life. And then when it inevitably spills, he just takes one look at his mess of wires under his desk and goes “hopefully that didn’t drip on anything important”, like SIR you are giving me anxiety

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Hermitcraft has ruined me. No one can say "I have no impulse control" around me. No one can threateningly ask me "do you want to tango?" They can't say I'm "spouting a bunch of mumbo jumbo." "Wanna know how I got this scar?" I can only assume it was a good time.

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i went to go pick up my HORMONES from the chemist today and the guy was quite sweet and very well intentioned but clearly way out of his element... when i was leaving i did the standard “thanks have a nice night” and he responded with “you too enjoy your... (very very quietly obviously realising what he was saying was highly insane) gender...” and tbh i havent stopped thinking abt being a gender enjoyer since

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Fun fact my brother once asked me what a pinecone made of tongues would look like and now I've lost control of my life

…i hate this website someone please draw this

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There is a monster in hermitcraft. It has long spires, and it is found in the beat of the heart in each living being. The hermits know of it, for how could they not love the monster? They feed the monster, they play with the monster, they watch the monster, and speak of the monster in fond words. 

Most damning of the hermits and the monster is that they help it grow, nurturing it in each build. The monster has redstone veins, and terraformed eyes. Its heart beats with gold and conduits, its face hidden by the dripstone and moss crawling over the ground. The monster is made of dirt, of obsidian, of netherrack, of endstone, of redstone, of everything you can find. Lapis powered magic and terracotta delights, honey coating its lies and truths. 

There is a monster in hermitcraft, it is made of the very world they have built. With careful hands, and careful actions. The hermits have gifted the monster many things, and so the monster gifts back what it can. Only one hermit needs to sleep for it to be day, statues can be repositioned and decorated with a book, heads can drop and stay, heads can be bought, hermits can talk to each other even from afar, and each and every one of these is a gift. 

The monster cleans the end, it fixes problems that occur, and it helps when it can. Its hands, which had been claws, cups the hermits love and greedily drinks it down. The monster is happy, the monster is loved, the monster would do anything for its hermits. 

There is a monster in hermitcraft, his name is Xisuma and he is as loved as he loves back. 

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Bowie fan art by a Scicrafter would have a visit.

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MANSCAPED™ should create ______

tell us 👀

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Apparently some misinformation has been spread about The Satanic Temple, and as a Satanist myself I can say that none of it is true. The Satanic Temple does not and has not ever demanded money from it's members or congregations, all the money TST makes is from merch sales, grants and donations. Anybody who tries to tell you that they have extorted or otherwise taken advantage of it's members is lying, plain and simple. I have experienced nothing but respect from my fellow Satanists, and I have returned nothing less. I think it's also worth bringing up that TST doesn't worship Satan, nor do we worship the anti-christ, nor are we trying to bring about the end times. Satan is used moreso as a symbol of free will and defiance. While I'm sure some Satanists believe in Satan, that doesn't mean all Satanists do. The amount of times people have asked me if I worshipped Satan or spoke with ghosts ect. Ect is kind of annoying, I shouldn't have to consistently remind people that it's not fucking blood magic and sacrifices and rituals.

The Satanic Temple should be judged on its actions, anyone trying to judge us on anything other than that is dishonestly trying to spread controversy. The Satanic Temple has made moves to legalize abortions again, we have multiple campaigns to clean up the earth and feed and clothe our members, we have also been providing refuge to Ukrainian refugees trying to escape the war. Tell me how any of that points to us being a malicious or dishonest group again, I must have forgotten.

Everyone is free to their own belief systems but this doesn't mean you can try to tear down those that do not agree with you, in my humble opinion. I do not have issues if you are not a Satanist, I do not have issues if you are Christian, or a Muslim, or even if you don't align yourself with any religion or don't believe in any gods. However, I DO have issues when you start discriminating based on religions, sexualities, color, disabilities and genders. I have issues when you when you do not treat your fellow men and women and in-between as Equals (because they are and should be treated as such imo) and I most certainly have issues when you marginalise and demonize entire groups of people who are simply trying to exist.

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maybe men should be on tiktok

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Where would we be without baby name sites

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So I just started watching Season 8 of Hermitcraft, FINALLY!!! I’ve been looking forward to this for MONTHS! And somehow, amidst all the little things I managed to spoil for myself regarding this season, I was somehow under the impression that it was Grian who named Boatem. But no, it was Mumbo who put the first boat down, Scar who continued it, Mumbo who first called it a ‘totem’ and - again- Mumbo who actually came up with the name Boatem Pole. Since watching S7 and seeing Hermit Challenges and everything that came with it, I’ve learned that Mumbo Jumbo is a much sillier man than I ever thought before. Legendary.

ANYWAY

I’m watching Scar’s first episode, and he’s visiting Bdubs, and I’m CACKLING because like

Bdubs: “I’m making a - a moon base.”

Scar: “Ohhh, a moon base!”

Bdubs: “Yeah. Not on the moon. Moon down here.”

Scar: “Like the moon crashed on the planet!”

Bdubs: “…”

Scar: “…”

Bdubs: “…yes.”

THESE FUCKERS KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING I SWEAR TO GOD

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I don't understand the concept of hating "like spamming" or "reblog spamming". As someone with ADHD and hyperfocus, if you go onto my blog and get lost in the sauce enough to practically reblog the last 5 days worth of stuff I reblogged then good on you my dude my friend my bean, please keep it up I'm glad you like it have a cookie fam, you deserve it cause we have the same taste and I feel like my blog is a public library of stuff I find entertaining so enjoy the browse.

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no thoughts just kevin defunctland fancam